Chris Jones
@newchris.bsky.social
Politics afficionado, writer, former finance professional. Dabble in comedy. Animal lover. Proud Leftist 🇬🇧🇺🇸🇪🇺
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Chris Jones
@newchris.bsky.social
· Nov 21
First 100 followers! Welcome, humans. I'm for education, empathy and the environment.
I am against billionaires, mega corporations and exploitation.
Times are hard, but we're not dead. Stay cheerful and keep pushing forward.
I am against billionaires, mega corporations and exploitation.
Times are hard, but we're not dead. Stay cheerful and keep pushing forward.
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Get in loser, we're tanking the economy
March 11, 2025 at 9:08 PM
Get in loser, we're tanking the economy
Labour wants to slash welfare spending before taxing the super-rich? Utterly obscene. The UK is broken enough—this will only make it worse. People won’t stand for it. @teamlabouruk.bsky.social, what the hell are you thinking? #TaxTheRich
March 10, 2025 at 3:54 PM
Labour wants to slash welfare spending before taxing the super-rich? Utterly obscene. The UK is broken enough—this will only make it worse. People won’t stand for it. @teamlabouruk.bsky.social, what the hell are you thinking? #TaxTheRich
Cashier: will you be enjoying Pancake Day tonight, sir?
Me: No, I've foolishly just started a diet!
Cashier: I'm going to have some then do Lent properly and be strict.
Me: Oh, that's where I've gone wrong [pats belly], I thought you were supposed to eat MORE for Lent! 😂
Me: No, I've foolishly just started a diet!
Cashier: I'm going to have some then do Lent properly and be strict.
Me: Oh, that's where I've gone wrong [pats belly], I thought you were supposed to eat MORE for Lent! 😂
March 4, 2025 at 7:34 PM
Cashier: will you be enjoying Pancake Day tonight, sir?
Me: No, I've foolishly just started a diet!
Cashier: I'm going to have some then do Lent properly and be strict.
Me: Oh, that's where I've gone wrong [pats belly], I thought you were supposed to eat MORE for Lent! 😂
Me: No, I've foolishly just started a diet!
Cashier: I'm going to have some then do Lent properly and be strict.
Me: Oh, that's where I've gone wrong [pats belly], I thought you were supposed to eat MORE for Lent! 😂
Zelensky may not wear a suit, but Emperor Trump has no clothes at all!
March 4, 2025 at 7:29 PM
Zelensky may not wear a suit, but Emperor Trump has no clothes at all!
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Trump and Vance wanted Zelensky to thank them for an aid package that Vance voted against and Trump opposed.
March 1, 2025 at 1:26 PM
Trump and Vance wanted Zelensky to thank them for an aid package that Vance voted against and Trump opposed.
Lindsey Graham is a full and complete laughing stock.
February 28, 2025 at 10:40 PM
Lindsey Graham is a full and complete laughing stock.
Congratulations to Russia, on winning the Cold War.
February 28, 2025 at 9:42 PM
Congratulations to Russia, on winning the Cold War.
Trump is identical to my narcissistic grandfather. Same facial expressions, intimidation tactics, everything. He literally gives me nightmares, but here we are.
February 28, 2025 at 8:35 PM
Trump is identical to my narcissistic grandfather. Same facial expressions, intimidation tactics, everything. He literally gives me nightmares, but here we are.
"You should be thanking us" is the tiniest dick energy.
February 28, 2025 at 7:39 PM
"You should be thanking us" is the tiniest dick energy.
For those not viewing this through the psychopathology lens: Vance's complaints about "litigating in front of the American media" are classic abuser rhetoric. There's no greater sin than to air the dirty laundry publicly. We are in an era of global trauma inflicted by people like he and his boss.
February 28, 2025 at 7:34 PM
For those not viewing this through the psychopathology lens: Vance's complaints about "litigating in front of the American media" are classic abuser rhetoric. There's no greater sin than to air the dirty laundry publicly. We are in an era of global trauma inflicted by people like he and his boss.
Trump is like my old granddad - reads half a tabloid once a week and thinks he's a political genius.
February 28, 2025 at 7:07 PM
Trump is like my old granddad - reads half a tabloid once a week and thinks he's a political genius.
The USA didn't even have a century on top and now it's back to isolation. Trust me, it's about to shrivel like Trump's tiny balls. Amazing how weak the system was in the face of a pathological personality.
February 28, 2025 at 7:05 PM
The USA didn't even have a century on top and now it's back to isolation. Trust me, it's about to shrivel like Trump's tiny balls. Amazing how weak the system was in the face of a pathological personality.
I don't actually believe this was on purpose. I just think Trump doesn't care except for how he can spin the outcome into positive coverage. Vance swallows whatever Trump regurgitates. Trump's attitude is "fellate me like Starmer did or I won't help you." Zelensky should rally the EU.
February 28, 2025 at 7:02 PM
I don't actually believe this was on purpose. I just think Trump doesn't care except for how he can spin the outcome into positive coverage. Vance swallows whatever Trump regurgitates. Trump's attitude is "fellate me like Starmer did or I won't help you." Zelensky should rally the EU.
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Trump keeps saying US spent 350 billion defending Ukraine
Its actually 140 billion but only 80 billion has been delivered.
Billions went to American jobs- we gave Ukraine our weapons and constructed newer weaponry for US arsenal
Europe has given far more $ than the US
Its actually 140 billion but only 80 billion has been delivered.
Billions went to American jobs- we gave Ukraine our weapons and constructed newer weaponry for US arsenal
Europe has given far more $ than the US
February 27, 2025 at 11:10 PM
Trump keeps saying US spent 350 billion defending Ukraine
Its actually 140 billion but only 80 billion has been delivered.
Billions went to American jobs- we gave Ukraine our weapons and constructed newer weaponry for US arsenal
Europe has given far more $ than the US
Its actually 140 billion but only 80 billion has been delivered.
Billions went to American jobs- we gave Ukraine our weapons and constructed newer weaponry for US arsenal
Europe has given far more $ than the US
If I were Zelensky, I would've said, "touch my arm one more time."
February 28, 2025 at 6:50 PM
If I were Zelensky, I would've said, "touch my arm one more time."
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Tenth Circle Added To Rapidly Growing Hell
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February 26, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Tenth Circle Added To Rapidly Growing Hell
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Trump's plan is not to sell Ukraine security for half their mineral wealth, it's to let Russia take Ukraine in exchange for half the mineral wealth.
Europe needs to unify quickly or there will be a new Berlin Conference in Moscow and it will be picked apart.
Europe needs to unify quickly or there will be a new Berlin Conference in Moscow and it will be picked apart.
February 21, 2025 at 10:42 PM
Trump's plan is not to sell Ukraine security for half their mineral wealth, it's to let Russia take Ukraine in exchange for half the mineral wealth.
Europe needs to unify quickly or there will be a new Berlin Conference in Moscow and it will be picked apart.
Europe needs to unify quickly or there will be a new Berlin Conference in Moscow and it will be picked apart.
Spent an hour recording my bird feeder in North London, and it's a peaceful watch! This 4K video captures blue tits, great tits, wood pigeons, and a robin enjoying the feeder.
If you love birdwatching, check it out! 🎥
🔗 Watch here: youtu.be/UpegtLEhMok
#BirdFeeder #UKBirds
If you love birdwatching, check it out! 🎥
🔗 Watch here: youtu.be/UpegtLEhMok
#BirdFeeder #UKBirds
1 Hour of UK Garden Birds in 4K | Relaxing Bird Feeder Cam & Wildlife
YouTube video by North London Bird Feeder
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February 13, 2025 at 10:42 AM
Spent an hour recording my bird feeder in North London, and it's a peaceful watch! This 4K video captures blue tits, great tits, wood pigeons, and a robin enjoying the feeder.
If you love birdwatching, check it out! 🎥
🔗 Watch here: youtu.be/UpegtLEhMok
#BirdFeeder #UKBirds
If you love birdwatching, check it out! 🎥
🔗 Watch here: youtu.be/UpegtLEhMok
#BirdFeeder #UKBirds
Making The Sims unavailable for Mac is like making grass unavailable for cows.
We've mooved on from PCs.
We've mooved on from PCs.
February 4, 2025 at 9:25 AM
Making The Sims unavailable for Mac is like making grass unavailable for cows.
We've mooved on from PCs.
We've mooved on from PCs.
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Irrelevant. It was never about prices. They did not trade democracy for eggs.
They traded democracy for feeling better about themselves. The Democratic problem is we make them feel bad about themselves.
They traded democracy for feeling better about themselves. The Democratic problem is we make them feel bad about themselves.
January 26, 2025 at 11:05 AM
Irrelevant. It was never about prices. They did not trade democracy for eggs.
They traded democracy for feeling better about themselves. The Democratic problem is we make them feel bad about themselves.
They traded democracy for feeling better about themselves. The Democratic problem is we make them feel bad about themselves.
"The United States will leave the World Health Organization, President Donald Trump said on Monday, saying the global health agency had mishandled the COVID-19 pandemic and other international health crises."
RIP irony.
RIP irony.
January 22, 2025 at 10:51 PM
"The United States will leave the World Health Organization, President Donald Trump said on Monday, saying the global health agency had mishandled the COVID-19 pandemic and other international health crises."
RIP irony.
RIP irony.
A 50% increase in subscription price, eh, @microsoft.com ?
January 22, 2025 at 1:21 AM
A 50% increase in subscription price, eh, @microsoft.com ?