dr fart
@neversawitcoming.bsky.social
participation trophy wife
karma’s a relaxing thought, aren’t you envious that for you it’s not?
February 15, 2026 at 12:09 AM
karma’s a relaxing thought, aren’t you envious that for you it’s not?
i got my bf a yankees cap for vday and he got me doc martens ive been mogged again
February 13, 2026 at 10:38 PM
i got my bf a yankees cap for vday and he got me doc martens ive been mogged again
i’m just big and bloated and half cut in a bikini
February 12, 2026 at 8:45 PM
i’m just big and bloated and half cut in a bikini
the hard water in mexico is RAVAGING my skin and hair i look like a flaky frizzy dried up cornflake
February 12, 2026 at 2:54 AM
the hard water in mexico is RAVAGING my skin and hair i look like a flaky frizzy dried up cornflake
salt water has pure stripped my hair LMAO
February 10, 2026 at 1:37 PM
salt water has pure stripped my hair LMAO
i’m the whitest person at this resort in cancún. the sun is bouncing off my skin and blinding everyone
February 7, 2026 at 8:08 PM
i’m the whitest person at this resort in cancún. the sun is bouncing off my skin and blinding everyone
i want you to show me what you mean, then help me with the crossword in the morning. you are gonna make me tea. gonna ask me how did i sleep.
February 4, 2026 at 6:39 PM
i want you to show me what you mean, then help me with the crossword in the morning. you are gonna make me tea. gonna ask me how did i sleep.
it’s actually illegal to go on holiday as an irish person and not bring a gaa jersey with you
February 1, 2026 at 4:00 PM
it’s actually illegal to go on holiday as an irish person and not bring a gaa jersey with you
Reposted by dr fart
*brandishes FBI badge* It’s a-me, Mario
A Minnesota man allegedly tried to break Luigi Mangione out of jail in New York by claiming to be an FBI agent with a court order to release him, authorities said
Man allegedly tried to break Luigi Mangione out of jail by impersonating FBI agent: Sources
A Minnesota man allegedly tried to break Luigi Mangione out of jail in New York, law enforcement sources told ABC News.
abcnews.go.com
January 29, 2026 at 9:30 PM
*brandishes FBI badge* It’s a-me, Mario
i hate slickbacks i won’t lie they r so ugly
January 29, 2026 at 9:36 PM
i hate slickbacks i won’t lie they r so ugly
lock on bathroom in pub i frequent was broken for 3 years and i messaged them on facebook asking them to fix it and they did
January 27, 2026 at 7:52 PM
lock on bathroom in pub i frequent was broken for 3 years and i messaged them on facebook asking them to fix it and they did
i won’t ever visit the USA again after going twice a year for years. they’re not getting another red cent out of me
January 24, 2026 at 10:41 PM
i won’t ever visit the USA again after going twice a year for years. they’re not getting another red cent out of me
the beauty of my house is during the winter the insulation is so bad that my house is constantly freezing and in summer the insulation is so bad that the house is a fucking hotbox
January 24, 2026 at 7:25 PM
the beauty of my house is during the winter the insulation is so bad that my house is constantly freezing and in summer the insulation is so bad that the house is a fucking hotbox
just got small talk with the bus driver so right that i’m genuinely pleased with myself
January 24, 2026 at 8:56 AM
just got small talk with the bus driver so right that i’m genuinely pleased with myself
my ability to catch a cold during every period of annual leave i take is so inspiring
January 22, 2026 at 10:45 PM
my ability to catch a cold during every period of annual leave i take is so inspiring
the fastest way to my heart is a saxophone solo in a song
January 22, 2026 at 9:35 PM
the fastest way to my heart is a saxophone solo in a song
an american lady also named Megan has accidentally given my email to a home renovation company in oklahoma and this how i b reading about how her kitchen reno is coming along
January 20, 2026 at 8:31 PM
an american lady also named Megan has accidentally given my email to a home renovation company in oklahoma and this how i b reading about how her kitchen reno is coming along
nobodys heard from me for months… i’m doing better than i ever was…
January 20, 2026 at 8:08 PM
nobodys heard from me for months… i’m doing better than i ever was…
on annual leave rn and my throats feeling reallllll scratchy… my muscles feeling KINDAAA achey… something is afoot
January 20, 2026 at 7:28 PM
on annual leave rn and my throats feeling reallllll scratchy… my muscles feeling KINDAAA achey… something is afoot
i’m on annual leave (safe from emails)
January 20, 2026 at 6:58 PM
i’m on annual leave (safe from emails)
the burger king app fucks so hard i’m not joking it has the best deals out of all them
January 19, 2026 at 2:20 PM
the burger king app fucks so hard i’m not joking it has the best deals out of all them
me and my bfs 1 year today and we’re recreating our first date hehehhe
January 18, 2026 at 10:10 PM
me and my bfs 1 year today and we’re recreating our first date hehehhe
u gotta be a pure animal to piss all over the entire seat in the womens toilet. how do u even manage that
January 18, 2026 at 9:31 PM
u gotta be a pure animal to piss all over the entire seat in the womens toilet. how do u even manage that
sometimes being in your 20s means eating 15-30 imitation crab sticks instead of cooking dinner
January 12, 2026 at 8:25 PM
sometimes being in your 20s means eating 15-30 imitation crab sticks instead of cooking dinner
i can’t stop ordering indian food with my boyfriend i’m chemically addicted to eating indian food with my boyfriend
January 12, 2026 at 7:21 PM
i can’t stop ordering indian food with my boyfriend i’m chemically addicted to eating indian food with my boyfriend