Eden Marie
@neonepiphany.com
She/her. Engineering lead at @xbox.com (Gamertag: Em). I like Kit Kats. Opinions are my own, and also bad. If you use stupid fonts I will cut you. Avi by @pianta.bsky.social
I like Letterboxd https://boxd.it/1hRkn
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Eden Marie
@neonepiphany.com
· Nov 15
It's my birthday, so I guess it's time to update my intro! I'm Eden, I like movies, Kit Kats, and happen to lead the development team that creates #Xbox console experiences like library, home, guide, and much more. I was once accused by the Verge of making the world a better place!
I didn’t know I needed a plush curling stone until just now
February 10, 2026 at 4:03 AM
I didn’t know I needed a plush curling stone until just now
Now I’m thinking about all the ways Alexa could kill me, was that the intended effect
February 9, 2026 at 2:32 AM
Now I’m thinking about all the ways Alexa could kill me, was that the intended effect
Reposted by Eden Marie
Ring: “We share your data with ICE so they can find your pets”
February 9, 2026 at 2:08 AM
Ring: “We share your data with ICE so they can find your pets”
Some of these ads are very “we love immigrants as long as they perform labor for us”-coded
February 9, 2026 at 12:35 AM
Some of these ads are very “we love immigrants as long as they perform labor for us”-coded
Reposted by Eden Marie
No Kings includes Draft Kings
February 8, 2026 at 11:49 PM
No Kings includes Draft Kings
Let Eden pick the beer, says nobody ever again
February 9, 2026 at 12:21 AM
Let Eden pick the beer, says nobody ever again
Pour one out for the employees at the Korean fried chicken place at 3pm on Superbowl Sunday
February 9, 2026 at 12:02 AM
Pour one out for the employees at the Korean fried chicken place at 3pm on Superbowl Sunday
It’s curling time again, fuck yeah
February 8, 2026 at 12:36 AM
It’s curling time again, fuck yeah
Advanced hacking subplot, The Rookie
February 5, 2026 at 5:41 AM
Advanced hacking subplot, The Rookie
I like to say this is the most wholesome movie in which the subtitle track features the t* slur about a hundred times
THE CLANS HEIR IS A TRANS WOMAN (2013) is like Steven Seagal decided to Write/Direct/Star in a love letter to his trans friends, but it looks and feels like every action movie he's made... except Hitoshi Ozawa is way way way way cooler than Seagal.
February 1, 2026 at 5:00 PM
I like to say this is the most wholesome movie in which the subtitle track features the t* slur about a hundred times
Cat pretending to be lunch
January 26, 2026 at 3:45 AM
Cat pretending to be lunch
Relitigate Deflategate 2026
January 26, 2026 at 2:57 AM
Relitigate Deflategate 2026
Frankly, a deranged #LastFourWatched
January 23, 2026 at 8:16 PM
Frankly, a deranged #LastFourWatched
Hey Xbox, if you were having issues not seeing achievement progress reflected on your profile page (console and mobile), that should be mostly resolved now.
January 23, 2026 at 2:17 AM
Hey Xbox, if you were having issues not seeing achievement progress reflected on your profile page (console and mobile), that should be mostly resolved now.
F1 nominated for best picture? Was there really No Other Choice?
January 22, 2026 at 2:37 PM
F1 nominated for best picture? Was there really No Other Choice?
I might have gone a little overboard.
January 17, 2026 at 3:00 AM
I might have gone a little overboard.
LazyWeb: I just upgraded my home internet to 5Gb up/down and it looks like it’s time to upgrade my mesh WiFi system. Recs for someone who is averse to micromanagement? I was kind of looking at the eero pro 7.
January 12, 2026 at 8:21 PM
LazyWeb: I just upgraded my home internet to 5Gb up/down and it looks like it’s time to upgrade my mesh WiFi system. Recs for someone who is averse to micromanagement? I was kind of looking at the eero pro 7.
Discovered this while checking out the customization options for Firefox's toolbar, which is a thing I would like to be able to do for many things I encounter on the web
January 8, 2026 at 4:01 PM
Discovered this while checking out the customization options for Firefox's toolbar, which is a thing I would like to be able to do for many things I encounter on the web
Remember when this was the most valuable real estate in a web browser? Seriously, though, when was the last time you clicked this button?
January 6, 2026 at 6:39 PM
Remember when this was the most valuable real estate in a web browser? Seriously, though, when was the last time you clicked this button?
You guys, the new 2-hour retrospective on the Cloud Atlas 4K is really great.
January 3, 2026 at 7:11 AM
You guys, the new 2-hour retrospective on the Cloud Atlas 4K is really great.
Eden’s 2025 Letterboxd Summary
Eden’s 2025 Letterboxd Summary
A short summary of Eden’s 2025 activity on Letterboxd.
letterboxd.com
January 2, 2026 at 7:10 PM
Eden’s 2025 Letterboxd Summary