Eden Marie
@neonepiphany.com
She/her. Engineering lead at @xbox.com (Gamertag: Em). I like Kit Kats. Opinions are my own, and also bad. If you use stupid fonts I will cut you.
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Eden Marie
@neonepiphany.com
· Nov 15
It's my birthday, so I guess it's time to update my intro! I'm Eden, I like movies, Kit Kats, and happen to lead the development team that creates #Xbox console experiences like library, home, guide, and much more. I was once accused by the Verge of making the world a better place!
Fieldwork San Mateo Beer Garden: fantastic beer selection (complimentary) in the shadow of the Roblox headquarters (pejorative)
December 23, 2025 at 8:45 PM
Fieldwork San Mateo Beer Garden: fantastic beer selection (complimentary) in the shadow of the Roblox headquarters (pejorative)
The Princess Bride: Let me explain. No, there is too much. Let me sum up. A perfect movie.
December 17, 2025 at 7:17 AM
The Princess Bride: Let me explain. No, there is too much. Let me sum up. A perfect movie.
Driving to Southcenter Mall at rush hour during flash flooding to see The Shining in IMAX was a dumb idea. But it was also worth it.
December 17, 2025 at 6:35 AM
Driving to Southcenter Mall at rush hour during flash flooding to see The Shining in IMAX was a dumb idea. But it was also worth it.
I rewatched both A Few Good Men and This is Spinal Tap last night (sorry, the iOS keyboard will not let me replicate that fake-ass n-with-an-umlaut). Wonderful films. Probably will rewatch The Princess Bride tonight.
December 15, 2025 at 11:44 PM
I rewatched both A Few Good Men and This is Spinal Tap last night (sorry, the iOS keyboard will not let me replicate that fake-ass n-with-an-umlaut). Wonderful films. Probably will rewatch The Princess Bride tonight.
Guess which month we shipped Xbox Series X & S?
Check out #MyXboxStory at @TrueAchievement www.trueachievements.com/my-xbox-stor...
Check out #MyXboxStory at @TrueAchievement www.trueachievements.com/my-xbox-stor...
Em's #MyXboxStory
Check out Em's lifetime Xbox stats
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December 13, 2025 at 10:57 PM
Guess which month we shipped Xbox Series X & S?
Check out #MyXboxStory at @TrueAchievement www.trueachievements.com/my-xbox-stor...
Check out #MyXboxStory at @TrueAchievement www.trueachievements.com/my-xbox-stor...
Living with the pressure to create enough content to get Mel Gibson's face off of my profile
December 10, 2025 at 7:42 AM
Living with the pressure to create enough content to get Mel Gibson's face off of my profile
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:::Ethan Allen has entered the chat:::
December 7, 2025 at 2:34 AM
:::Ethan Allen has entered the chat:::
Apple TV is bugging out in a hilarious way
December 6, 2025 at 11:16 PM
Apple TV is bugging out in a hilarious way
Seeing a followup to Kill Bill directed by Quentin Tarantino and realizing it's basically a Fortnite ad is one of the most depressing things that's happened in a while
December 6, 2025 at 6:42 PM
Seeing a followup to Kill Bill directed by Quentin Tarantino and realizing it's basically a Fortnite ad is one of the most depressing things that's happened in a while
Vertical flight, at Pelican Brewing Cannon Beach.
November 28, 2025 at 2:24 AM
Vertical flight, at Pelican Brewing Cannon Beach.
A ★★★★ review of eXistenZ (1999)
Gorgeous on 4K disc. Physical media is the new sex.
boxd.it
November 27, 2025 at 5:29 AM
I regret to inform you that the Portillo’s rolls have shrunk
November 26, 2025 at 11:58 PM
I regret to inform you that the Portillo’s rolls have shrunk
Happy birthday, Xbox 360
Unfortunately, I can’t have the same birthday as every Xbox
Unfortunately, I can’t have the same birthday as every Xbox
November 22, 2025 at 8:43 PM
Happy birthday, Xbox 360
Unfortunately, I can’t have the same birthday as every Xbox
Unfortunately, I can’t have the same birthday as every Xbox
Reposted by Eden Marie
20 years ago today Xbox 360 launched. The power was never the console - it was you. You camped out at midnight, built lasting communities, and showed us what gaming could mean. You made that generation endure for two decades. Thank you.
November 22, 2025 at 4:05 PM
20 years ago today Xbox 360 launched. The power was never the console - it was you. You camped out at midnight, built lasting communities, and showed us what gaming could mean. You made that generation endure for two decades. Thank you.
I keep misreading Lizza as Lizzo and frankly that’s enough reason for the former to be outlawed
November 19, 2025 at 1:28 AM
I keep misreading Lizza as Lizzo and frankly that’s enough reason for the former to be outlawed
Hey Xbox, some service fixes have rolled out for issues viewing or downloading your screenshots (for example, in the Captures app). If you’re still seeing issues, please do file a bug.
November 19, 2025 at 1:23 AM
Hey Xbox, some service fixes have rolled out for issues viewing or downloading your screenshots (for example, in the Captures app). If you’re still seeing issues, please do file a bug.
Happy birthday, Xbox
Happy birthday, me
Happy birthday, me
November 15, 2025 at 5:35 PM
Happy birthday, Xbox
Happy birthday, me
Happy birthday, me
Welcome to the “Gigs Economy” I guess
Jazz up your economic crisis by giving everything fun little names.
It's not "working two jobs," it's "polyworking."
It's not "working two jobs," it's "polyworking."
November 14, 2025 at 4:01 PM
Welcome to the “Gigs Economy” I guess
Kit Kat of the week: coconut. These are from Brazil, and if you look closely you can see actual coconut flakes in the white chocolate! Those flakes make all the difference IMO - otherwise, it'd be too simplistically sweet. The milk chocolate base balances it out nicely.
November 11, 2025 at 4:35 AM
Kit Kat of the week: coconut. These are from Brazil, and if you look closely you can see actual coconut flakes in the white chocolate! Those flakes make all the difference IMO - otherwise, it'd be too simplistically sweet. The milk chocolate base balances it out nicely.
Guys, they’re multiplying
November 9, 2025 at 3:53 AM
Guys, they’re multiplying
Reposted by Eden Marie
November 7, 2025 at 8:29 PM
