Ne Moe Imya
@nemoeimya.bsky.social
Join my campaign to get football journalists to report transfers in terms of Total Cost/Season!
(Transfer Fee + Agents Fees)/Years of Contract + Wages = Total Player Cost/Season
(Transfer Fee + Agents Fees)/Years of Contract + Wages = Total Player Cost/Season
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I'm trying to imagine, say, Gerrard in 10 years saying he wanted Brighton to win a mid-season league game over Tottenham more than he ever wanted Liverpool to win any game he ever played in.
September 1, 2025 at 1:17 AM
I'm trying to imagine, say, Gerrard in 10 years saying he wanted Brighton to win a mid-season league game over Tottenham more than he ever wanted Liverpool to win any game he ever played in.
This man in 3 years time:
August 18, 2025 at 10:20 PM
This man in 3 years time:
"Where is your child, ma'am?"
"Don't worry - I'm reportedly aware of his whereabouts."
"Don't worry - I'm reportedly aware of his whereabouts."
🚨𝗕𝗥𝗘𝗔𝗞𝗜𝗡𝗚: Alexander Isak is training alone at former club Real Sociedad while the speculation about his Newcastle future plays out, however Newcastle are reportedly aware of his whereabouts,
@SkySportsNews
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@SkySportsNews
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July 31, 2025 at 1:49 PM
"Where is your child, ma'am?"
"Don't worry - I'm reportedly aware of his whereabouts."
"Don't worry - I'm reportedly aware of his whereabouts."
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I can't even pick the thing about this I love the most
I just really appreciate having Manchester United in my life
I just really appreciate having Manchester United in my life
July 21, 2025 at 8:01 PM
I can't even pick the thing about this I love the most
I just really appreciate having Manchester United in my life
I just really appreciate having Manchester United in my life
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“He believes Barça can register him”
July 8, 2025 at 12:16 PM
“He believes Barça can register him”
I have to admit that I am unreasonably loving the total lack of engagement to all the journalist tweets about the CWC.
I know they are being asked to tweet things about the games in order to justify the plane tickets and hotel bills, but it's fun to see that none of the fans really care.
I know they are being asked to tweet things about the games in order to justify the plane tickets and hotel bills, but it's fun to see that none of the fans really care.
June 20, 2025 at 8:54 PM
I have to admit that I am unreasonably loving the total lack of engagement to all the journalist tweets about the CWC.
I know they are being asked to tweet things about the games in order to justify the plane tickets and hotel bills, but it's fun to see that none of the fans really care.
I know they are being asked to tweet things about the games in order to justify the plane tickets and hotel bills, but it's fun to see that none of the fans really care.
"Squad number will be confirmed later this summer."
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BREAKING: Florian Wirtz has completed his £116m move from Bayer Leverkusen to become the most expensive Liverpool player of all time. Germany international has signed a five-year deal at Anfield. Squad number will be confirmed later this summer.
www.liverpoolecho.co.uk/sport/footba...
www.liverpoolecho.co.uk/sport/footba...
www.liverpoolecho.co.uk
June 20, 2025 at 6:07 PM
"Squad number will be confirmed later this summer."
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I’m not worried. Please don’t put in the newspaper that I’m worried
June 4, 2025 at 5:41 PM
I’m not worried. Please don’t put in the newspaper that I’m worried
I genuinely forgot that the Conference League even existed until I saw this post.
Am I the only one who just hasn't seen any coverage of it whatsoever?
Am I the only one who just hasn't seen any coverage of it whatsoever?
the Conference League really has been a fantastic addition to club football. Worth remembering how sceptical people were about it when it was introduced. Clearly means the world to Betis to be in the final. Fair play to Fiorentina for always giving it a good go too
May 9, 2025 at 12:30 AM
I genuinely forgot that the Conference League even existed until I saw this post.
Am I the only one who just hasn't seen any coverage of it whatsoever?
Am I the only one who just hasn't seen any coverage of it whatsoever?
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Please enjoy this exhaustive rundown of potential transfer strategies Liverpool should consider this summer, it contains endless Moneyball jokes
www.thetransferflow.com/p/the-liverp...
www.thetransferflow.com/p/the-liverp...
The Liverpool Rebuild, Part 2
Recreating Trent in the aggregate and other players to buy.
www.thetransferflow.com
May 8, 2025 at 2:16 PM
Please enjoy this exhaustive rundown of potential transfer strategies Liverpool should consider this summer, it contains endless Moneyball jokes
www.thetransferflow.com/p/the-liverp...
www.thetransferflow.com/p/the-liverp...
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Arteta, after the match:
“In 2005, one goal over two legs (which was not even a real goal) in the semifinals was enough to put Liverpool in the final where they won, so basically in that season we would have won the CL in Istanbul.”
“In 2005, one goal over two legs (which was not even a real goal) in the semifinals was enough to put Liverpool in the final where they won, so basically in that season we would have won the CL in Istanbul.”
May 7, 2025 at 8:52 PM
Arteta, after the match:
“In 2005, one goal over two legs (which was not even a real goal) in the semifinals was enough to put Liverpool in the final where they won, so basically in that season we would have won the CL in Istanbul.”
“In 2005, one goal over two legs (which was not even a real goal) in the semifinals was enough to put Liverpool in the final where they won, so basically in that season we would have won the CL in Istanbul.”
The more I think about it, the more convinced I am that the ultimate BDE move from Liverpool now is to forfeit the rest of our games and dare Arsenal to try to get 13 points from their remaining 6 games.
April 13, 2025 at 7:39 PM
The more I think about it, the more convinced I am that the ultimate BDE move from Liverpool now is to forfeit the rest of our games and dare Arsenal to try to get 13 points from their remaining 6 games.
Salah & Virgil to Edwards:
"No, I won't sign this £250k/week for 2 years offer, you have to match the Saudi £350k/week terms."
Salah & Virgil to LFC fans:
"I am DESPERATE to stay!"
"No, I won't sign this £250k/week for 2 years offer, you have to match the Saudi £350k/week terms."
Salah & Virgil to LFC fans:
"I am DESPERATE to stay!"
NEW: Mo Salah and Virgil van Dijk both “desperate” to stay at Liverpool #lfc
Salah and Van Dijk both "desperate" to stay at Liverpool
Read here.
www.thisisanfield.com
March 28, 2025 at 6:39 PM
Salah & Virgil to Edwards:
"No, I won't sign this £250k/week for 2 years offer, you have to match the Saudi £350k/week terms."
Salah & Virgil to LFC fans:
"I am DESPERATE to stay!"
"No, I won't sign this £250k/week for 2 years offer, you have to match the Saudi £350k/week terms."
Salah & Virgil to LFC fans:
"I am DESPERATE to stay!"
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Possibly the worst football take of all time… 😂
February 23, 2025 at 9:35 PM
Possibly the worst football take of all time… 😂
This might be the least subtle sportswashing ever.
"Come attend this event which sounds totally like sex trafficking, but it's OK because it's organized by the Man City owner" is like comic book villain stuff.
"Come attend this event which sounds totally like sex trafficking, but it's OK because it's organized by the Man City owner" is like comic book villain stuff.
I’m sure this is totally fine (from my instagram inbox)
February 21, 2025 at 6:08 PM
This might be the least subtle sportswashing ever.
"Come attend this event which sounds totally like sex trafficking, but it's OK because it's organized by the Man City owner" is like comic book villain stuff.
"Come attend this event which sounds totally like sex trafficking, but it's OK because it's organized by the Man City owner" is like comic book villain stuff.
You know what I don't think enough people have figured out yet?
One of the first things people are going to do with halfway decent AI is to offer an app that blocks all ads. Like, just, tell the AI to skip the Youtube and podcast ads and prevent the page ads from loading and whatever.
One of the first things people are going to do with halfway decent AI is to offer an app that blocks all ads. Like, just, tell the AI to skip the Youtube and podcast ads and prevent the page ads from loading and whatever.
February 19, 2025 at 12:51 AM
You know what I don't think enough people have figured out yet?
One of the first things people are going to do with halfway decent AI is to offer an app that blocks all ads. Like, just, tell the AI to skip the Youtube and podcast ads and prevent the page ads from loading and whatever.
One of the first things people are going to do with halfway decent AI is to offer an app that blocks all ads. Like, just, tell the AI to skip the Youtube and podcast ads and prevent the page ads from loading and whatever.
Reading this with some pretty intense skepticism until I got to the part where the chart says:
goals/90 - 0.55
xG/90 - 0.26
and then I was like
goals/90 - 0.55
xG/90 - 0.26
and then I was like
February 18, 2025 at 9:52 PM
Reading this with some pretty intense skepticism until I got to the part where the chart says:
goals/90 - 0.55
xG/90 - 0.26
and then I was like
goals/90 - 0.55
xG/90 - 0.26
and then I was like
It would be incredibly embarrassing to admit how long it took me to catch on that @onthetrainjames.bsky.social isn't the James Pearce that covers Liverpool!
Kept seeing his posts every couple of days with a train photo and wondering "what's going on with him?" 😂😂
Kept seeing his posts every couple of days with a train photo and wondering "what's going on with him?" 😂😂
February 10, 2025 at 10:56 PM
It would be incredibly embarrassing to admit how long it took me to catch on that @onthetrainjames.bsky.social isn't the James Pearce that covers Liverpool!
Kept seeing his posts every couple of days with a train photo and wondering "what's going on with him?" 😂😂
Kept seeing his posts every couple of days with a train photo and wondering "what's going on with him?" 😂😂
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Proud of Liverpool for throwing this game without being so obvious they get investigated for it
February 9, 2025 at 4:59 PM
Proud of Liverpool for throwing this game without being so obvious they get investigated for it
I don't know who the commentator is on this Liverpool-Tottenham game, but he's just said "Postecoglou will be happy with that first half" and I'm struggling to find words to express how dumb that is.
February 6, 2025 at 8:54 PM
I don't know who the commentator is on this Liverpool-Tottenham game, but he's just said "Postecoglou will be happy with that first half" and I'm struggling to find words to express how dumb that is.
The more takes I see about Liverpool drawing a few games that they completely dominated because of some randomness in the finishing fairies, the more truth I see in this xkcd classic.
January 16, 2025 at 12:53 AM
The more takes I see about Liverpool drawing a few games that they completely dominated because of some randomness in the finishing fairies, the more truth I see in this xkcd classic.
It turns out that Bryce Young is the NFL equivalent of Roberto Firmino.
January 6, 2025 at 12:41 AM
It turns out that Bryce Young is the NFL equivalent of Roberto Firmino.