Needle the Bard (He/They)
@needlethebard.bsky.social
40 Gay, Married, Cross Stitcher, Demigod, NSFW
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It’s been 40 years now but I’m starting to finally realize that the people I’m always there for aren’t really there for me in the end. No one truly, in their deepest of hearts, cares for me or what I do. I am alone. (Just need a space to get the thoughts out)
January 15, 2026 at 5:14 PM
It’s been 40 years now but I’m starting to finally realize that the people I’m always there for aren’t really there for me in the end. No one truly, in their deepest of hearts, cares for me or what I do. I am alone. (Just need a space to get the thoughts out)
You guuuuuuuuuys!!!! I think I found the one I want to evolve! 😂😂
January 14, 2026 at 2:17 AM
You guuuuuuuuuys!!!! I think I found the one I want to evolve! 😂😂
2016 to 2026
January 8, 2026 at 7:34 PM
2016 to 2026
Is wet Wednesday still a thing?
January 7, 2026 at 5:18 PM
Is wet Wednesday still a thing?
My fat ass just ate an entire pound of bacon on two sandwiches…I told my husband if I die at least know I was happy
January 7, 2026 at 4:32 AM
My fat ass just ate an entire pound of bacon on two sandwiches…I told my husband if I die at least know I was happy
My back and legs hurt so bad today I’m walking like Discord Addams…IYKYK 😂
January 6, 2026 at 5:45 PM
My back and legs hurt so bad today I’m walking like Discord Addams…IYKYK 😂
Monochrome Monday
January 5, 2026 at 12:49 PM
Monochrome Monday
Thought I’d share if anyone was interested…was a fun year of books
December 30, 2025 at 3:45 AM
Thought I’d share if anyone was interested…was a fun year of books
Backyard business…
December 28, 2025 at 4:36 PM
Backyard business…
An old pic but since it’s holiday season!
December 19, 2025 at 5:17 PM
An old pic but since it’s holiday season!
So excited to get my hands on an Advance Reader Copy of Matt Dinniman’s new book!!!
December 15, 2025 at 5:06 PM
So excited to get my hands on an Advance Reader Copy of Matt Dinniman’s new book!!!
Is it just me or do all of the girls’ (Ronnie, Lily, and Marge) voices on Welcome to Derry sound like they’ve been filtered or digitally changed in this last episode???
December 15, 2025 at 2:37 AM
Is it just me or do all of the girls’ (Ronnie, Lily, and Marge) voices on Welcome to Derry sound like they’ve been filtered or digitally changed in this last episode???
I’m so glad I live in the same timeline as Rick Riordan…🔱🌊
December 12, 2025 at 2:47 AM
I’m so glad I live in the same timeline as Rick Riordan…🔱🌊
Here’s my piss for those that enjoy…!
December 11, 2025 at 7:06 PM
Here’s my piss for those that enjoy…!
Need a new show to watch on YouTube on my lunch breaks. I have watched taskmaster so many times plus 8 out of 10 cats does Countdown and need something similar!
December 11, 2025 at 7:05 PM
Need a new show to watch on YouTube on my lunch breaks. I have watched taskmaster so many times plus 8 out of 10 cats does Countdown and need something similar!
Post you from a different era in your life
December 11, 2025 at 3:26 AM
Post you from a different era in your life
GRWM Saturday work edition 😈
December 6, 2025 at 5:34 PM
GRWM Saturday work edition 😈
That checks out…I did go to his concert this year 😂
December 4, 2025 at 1:45 AM
That checks out…I did go to his concert this year 😂
WHO’S THAT POKÉMON!?
November 30, 2025 at 3:42 PM
WHO’S THAT POKÉMON!?
My first shiny Alpha and it’s this dipshit…’Tis the season I guess…
November 29, 2025 at 4:04 AM
My first shiny Alpha and it’s this dipshit…’Tis the season I guess…
Home alone with the dogs and I heard a noise and at the same time the dogs barked so now I’m terrified…
November 26, 2025 at 2:08 AM
Home alone with the dogs and I heard a noise and at the same time the dogs barked so now I’m terrified…
My protagonist Oui’d and his 13th shiny (3rd since getting the charm) Still no shiny alpha yet…wonder what my first will be!?
November 25, 2025 at 2:02 AM
My protagonist Oui’d and his 13th shiny (3rd since getting the charm) Still no shiny alpha yet…wonder what my first will be!?
First Pokemon game and starter
I wanted Charmander so bad but knew he was at a type disadvantage for the first two gyms so I wussed out and used Bulby
I wanted Charmander so bad but knew he was at a type disadvantage for the first two gyms so I wussed out and used Bulby
November 24, 2025 at 11:52 PM
First Pokemon game and starter
I wanted Charmander so bad but knew he was at a type disadvantage for the first two gyms so I wussed out and used Bulby
I wanted Charmander so bad but knew he was at a type disadvantage for the first two gyms so I wussed out and used Bulby
Scrub a dub dub
November 24, 2025 at 12:33 AM
Scrub a dub dub