Needle the Bard (He/They)
@needlethebard.bsky.social
40 Gay, Married, Cross Stitcher, Demigod, NSFW
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My first shiny Alpha and it’s this dipshit…’Tis the season I guess…
November 29, 2025 at 4:04 AM
My first shiny Alpha and it’s this dipshit…’Tis the season I guess…
My protagonist Oui’d and his 13th shiny (3rd since getting the charm) Still no shiny alpha yet…wonder what my first will be!?
November 25, 2025 at 2:02 AM
My protagonist Oui’d and his 13th shiny (3rd since getting the charm) Still no shiny alpha yet…wonder what my first will be!?
First Pokemon game and starter
I wanted Charmander so bad but knew he was at a type disadvantage for the first two gyms so I wussed out and used Bulby
I wanted Charmander so bad but knew he was at a type disadvantage for the first two gyms so I wussed out and used Bulby
November 24, 2025 at 11:52 PM
First Pokemon game and starter
I wanted Charmander so bad but knew he was at a type disadvantage for the first two gyms so I wussed out and used Bulby
I wanted Charmander so bad but knew he was at a type disadvantage for the first two gyms so I wussed out and used Bulby
Scrub a dub dub
November 24, 2025 at 12:33 AM
Scrub a dub dub
RIP Ishtari, you were loved dearly. 😔
November 22, 2025 at 4:06 PM
RIP Ishtari, you were loved dearly. 😔
FINALLY got that damn shiny charm last night! The other pic are my pre-charm shinies! Now to hunt for more!
November 22, 2025 at 1:01 AM
FINALLY got that damn shiny charm last night! The other pic are my pre-charm shinies! Now to hunt for more!
the face // the cheeks
November 13, 2025 at 9:36 PM
the face // the cheeks
Time to settle in for the longhaul…goal is to get the shiny charm before the DLC. I have however gotten 3 full odds shinies so far!
November 9, 2025 at 7:52 PM
Time to settle in for the longhaul…goal is to get the shiny charm before the DLC. I have however gotten 3 full odds shinies so far!
Been a while. Here’s my belly while I was jerking off the other day 😉
September 16, 2025 at 10:05 PM
Been a while. Here’s my belly while I was jerking off the other day 😉
Back on PokemonGo after years away if anyone wants to be friends!
August 24, 2025 at 4:20 AM
Back on PokemonGo after years away if anyone wants to be friends!
Got a haircut and beard trim today and now playing Mario Kart World online with my dick out. Great day off. Just wish I was getting head…
July 16, 2025 at 7:29 PM
Got a haircut and beard trim today and now playing Mario Kart World online with my dick out. Great day off. Just wish I was getting head…
Reskeet with a harness pic
April 26, 2025 at 3:22 PM
Reskeet with a harness pic
Add me on Pokemon TCGPocket
April 6, 2025 at 10:31 PM
Add me on Pokemon TCGPocket
Eating chipotle nekkid
February 23, 2025 at 2:47 AM
Eating chipotle nekkid
Back Rolls & Butt Cheeks
February 16, 2025 at 4:23 PM
Back Rolls & Butt Cheeks
Was getting ready for work and took advantage of lighting and the split second I didn’t have body dysmorphia
January 25, 2025 at 6:56 PM
Was getting ready for work and took advantage of lighting and the split second I didn’t have body dysmorphia
Weiner Wednesday! 🤣🤣😜
January 22, 2025 at 4:50 PM
Weiner Wednesday! 🤣🤣😜
A little FCF
January 17, 2025 at 5:14 PM
A little FCF
Tummy Tuesday anyone
January 14, 2025 at 9:49 PM
Tummy Tuesday anyone
I missed “Softie Saturday” so here’s “Softie Seconds Sunday”
January 12, 2025 at 4:19 PM
I missed “Softie Saturday” so here’s “Softie Seconds Sunday”
I hear it’s humpday
January 9, 2025 at 12:41 AM
I hear it’s humpday