N.D. Cortright
@ndcortright.bsky.social
Working in the law-mines; Collector of Hobbies; Part-time unpublished writer; goblin garbage wizard
Calling Trump a pedo pays!
January 15, 2026 at 11:22 AM
Calling Trump a pedo pays!
Getting your W2 is always fun. I made that much... and my bank account looks like that... 10 years until the mortgage is paid off.
January 12, 2026 at 3:21 PM
Getting your W2 is always fun. I made that much... and my bank account looks like that... 10 years until the mortgage is paid off.
I had a cheeseburger pizza with beer cheese, burger, pickles, onions, and mustard and ketchup. America is worth fighting for.
January 9, 2026 at 7:02 PM
I had a cheeseburger pizza with beer cheese, burger, pickles, onions, and mustard and ketchup. America is worth fighting for.
I am glad I suck at posting. I am sure that I would burn out spectacularly otherwise. Like a dril post come to life.
January 9, 2026 at 3:30 PM
I am glad I suck at posting. I am sure that I would burn out spectacularly otherwise. Like a dril post come to life.
It is wild to see the fascists trying to make Minnesota out as some kind of fraud and violence hellscape when pretty much everyone sees it as Lake Wobegon.
January 8, 2026 at 6:39 PM
It is wild to see the fascists trying to make Minnesota out as some kind of fraud and violence hellscape when pretty much everyone sees it as Lake Wobegon.
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January 7, 2026 at 6:30 PM
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Impeach and turn him over to the Hague.
January 3, 2026 at 1:33 PM
Impeach and turn him over to the Hague.
"It is one penis, Michael. What could it cost, $150,000?"
December 18, 2025 at 5:13 PM
"It is one penis, Michael. What could it cost, $150,000?"
Broke out my holiday mug today.
December 18, 2025 at 3:04 PM
Broke out my holiday mug today.
Market synergy:
Limitless sources of hot gasses.
Limitless sources of hot gasses.
Trump Media, the parent company of Truth Social, agreed to merge with a nuclear fusion company in a deal worth $6 billion.
Truth Social Parent to Merge With Nuclear Fusion Firm in $6 Billion Deal
Trump Media & Technology Group, the social media and crypto company in which President Trump holds a large stake, said it would help develop a “utility-scale fusion power plant.”
nyti.ms
December 18, 2025 at 2:41 PM
Market synergy:
Limitless sources of hot gasses.
Limitless sources of hot gasses.
The book is inked in human blood and bound in human skin; which seems thematically unsuitable for Bongo's Big Adventure: A Story for Young Readers.
December 16, 2025 at 4:21 PM
The book is inked in human blood and bound in human skin; which seems thematically unsuitable for Bongo's Big Adventure: A Story for Young Readers.
Eric Adam's absolutely is going to keep secretly living in Gracie Mansion and pretend to be the ghost, isn't he?
December 11, 2025 at 1:08 AM
Eric Adam's absolutely is going to keep secretly living in Gracie Mansion and pretend to be the ghost, isn't he?
Thanksgiving is a problematic holiday for a lot of reasons. But it is also one that is dear to me for the connection to my family, cooking and entertaining, and preparing for the colder months ahead.
November 26, 2025 at 4:09 PM
Thanksgiving is a problematic holiday for a lot of reasons. But it is also one that is dear to me for the connection to my family, cooking and entertaining, and preparing for the colder months ahead.
I have to hand it to Trump. It took some real legwork to find turkeys who flew on Epstein's jet.
November 26, 2025 at 1:26 AM
I have to hand it to Trump. It took some real legwork to find turkeys who flew on Epstein's jet.
This shit going to blow up in someone's hands.
November 21, 2025 at 1:51 PM
This shit going to blow up in someone's hands.
Who wants to invest in my guillotine timeshare business?
November 19, 2025 at 2:30 PM
Who wants to invest in my guillotine timeshare business?
Epstein was literally that dude from high school that was "dating" a 8th grader and would get stoned and talk like a dimestore mystic.
November 13, 2025 at 12:40 PM
Epstein was literally that dude from high school that was "dating" a 8th grader and would get stoned and talk like a dimestore mystic.
Things that catch my imagination:
Moss, ferns, and lichen
Secret passages and rooms
Copper
Tiny islands
Moss, ferns, and lichen
Secret passages and rooms
Copper
Tiny islands
November 12, 2025 at 2:45 PM
Things that catch my imagination:
Moss, ferns, and lichen
Secret passages and rooms
Copper
Tiny islands
Moss, ferns, and lichen
Secret passages and rooms
Copper
Tiny islands
"The treasure was in you all along..." said the man as he prepared his surgical tools. "Your organs will fetch a tidy sum." The pirate map lay abandoned on the table.
November 11, 2025 at 3:50 PM
"The treasure was in you all along..." said the man as he prepared his surgical tools. "Your organs will fetch a tidy sum." The pirate map lay abandoned on the table.
Ah yes... The wonderful time of year where Michigan hasn't decided if it wants it to be autumn or winter or maybe even summer again, for a bit?
November 10, 2025 at 2:58 PM
Ah yes... The wonderful time of year where Michigan hasn't decided if it wants it to be autumn or winter or maybe even summer again, for a bit?
I think we should all start praying to any pantheon that punishes hubris in horrific, ironic, or funny ways. Because the new guys ain't cutting it.
November 8, 2025 at 5:38 PM
I think we should all start praying to any pantheon that punishes hubris in horrific, ironic, or funny ways. Because the new guys ain't cutting it.
I love the smell of mustard and onions in the morning. It smells like victory.
November 6, 2025 at 7:45 PM
I love the smell of mustard and onions in the morning. It smells like victory.
Election Day! Here is Portage, MI, we have a mayoral race, three city counsel spots and two millage proposals.
November 4, 2025 at 1:26 PM
Election Day! Here is Portage, MI, we have a mayoral race, three city counsel spots and two millage proposals.