So excited to sink my teeth into hit indie dessert item What Remains of Apple Fritter
December 14, 2025 at 2:39 AM
So excited to sink my teeth into hit indie dessert item What Remains of Apple Fritter
unlimited snow emergency on the first world
December 10, 2025 at 6:34 PM
unlimited snow emergency on the first world
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All Tits Are Real All Borders Are Fake
November 12, 2025 at 12:57 AM
All Tits Are Real All Borders Are Fake
there was a big lydia millard mailer loosely wedged in our fence when i left to vote this morning, just another bit of litter in little jakey frey's whittier
final day push of Frey-aligned candidates near me looks like:
- wedge 3-4 flyers in door of every apartment building
- flyers under windshield wipers of every parked car?
- if house has signs for opposition, throw flyers in their yard??
not once have they doorknocked us. they'd rather spread litter.
- wedge 3-4 flyers in door of every apartment building
- flyers under windshield wipers of every parked car?
- if house has signs for opposition, throw flyers in their yard??
not once have they doorknocked us. they'd rather spread litter.
November 4, 2025 at 9:42 PM
there was a big lydia millard mailer loosely wedged in our fence when i left to vote this morning, just another bit of litter in little jakey frey's whittier
why yes, i will pokemon go to the polls tomorrow. we could all use the exercise.
November 3, 2025 at 9:51 PM
why yes, i will pokemon go to the polls tomorrow. we could all use the exercise.
let your haters become your blanket weighters when you sleep in the bed of success
October 31, 2025 at 5:10 AM
let your haters become your blanket weighters when you sleep in the bed of success
if voices of the void had reputation events for the other kinds of aliens, it would become my stardew valley
October 24, 2025 at 9:47 PM
if voices of the void had reputation events for the other kinds of aliens, it would become my stardew valley
Ah, L-Lt. Quattro...!
October 4, 2025 at 1:34 AM
Ah, L-Lt. Quattro...!
Wereshrimp was a creature who may have become a fursona to me. You took away her life, so don't you dare judge me!
Imagine being a wereshrimp
August 25, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Wereshrimp was a creature who may have become a fursona to me. You took away her life, so don't you dare judge me!
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it's an incredible relief to finally hear candidates calling jakey the nakedly corrupt suit that he is. may he finally go home for good!
We deserve a city government that works for all of us—where decisions are made based on what’s right for the people of our city, not based on who is most loyal to the mayor.
We deserve better.
We deserve better.
August 23, 2025 at 1:39 AM
it's an incredible relief to finally hear candidates calling jakey the nakedly corrupt suit that he is. may he finally go home for good!
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Did you know that it is illegal to say the phrase "I want to kill the Author of Harry Potter"? It's illegal. It's a BlueSky offence. It's one of the only sentences that you're not allowed to say. Now it was ok for me to say it right then because I was just telling you that it's illegal to say-
August 16, 2025 at 12:32 PM
Did you know that it is illegal to say the phrase "I want to kill the Author of Harry Potter"? It's illegal. It's a BlueSky offence. It's one of the only sentences that you're not allowed to say. Now it was ok for me to say it right then because I was just telling you that it's illegal to say-
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I know a lot of you have already heard or read about BDS Movement's call against Microsoft, and felt weird and bad about it all, but decided to move forward as normal because of some degree of ambiguity.
"What service is Microsoft providing?"
Here it is, clear as day. A direct line to death.
"What service is Microsoft providing?"
Here it is, clear as day. A direct line to death.
August 6, 2025 at 9:01 PM
I know a lot of you have already heard or read about BDS Movement's call against Microsoft, and felt weird and bad about it all, but decided to move forward as normal because of some degree of ambiguity.
"What service is Microsoft providing?"
Here it is, clear as day. A direct line to death.
"What service is Microsoft providing?"
Here it is, clear as day. A direct line to death.
hot commie summer continues
I am incredibly honored to be the DFL endorsed candidate for Minneapolis Mayor. This endorsement is a message that Minneapolis residents are done with broken promises, vetoes, and politics as usual. It’s a mandate to build a city that works for all of us. fatehformayor.com/donate
July 20, 2025 at 2:50 AM
hot commie summer continues
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It's time to use our voices and tell MNDOT not to dismiss highway removal options from the Rethinking I94 process without proper study! Join citizens and community orgs in showing support for further analysis of at-grade options through an open letter: betterthan94.org/open-letter/
July 9, 2025 at 5:36 PM
It's time to use our voices and tell MNDOT not to dismiss highway removal options from the Rethinking I94 process without proper study! Join citizens and community orgs in showing support for further analysis of at-grade options through an open letter: betterthan94.org/open-letter/
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have this energy for your town’s mayor too
June 25, 2025 at 2:00 AM
have this energy for your town’s mayor too
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it really doesn’t matter if someone is in america illegally or not. who cares, grow up
June 8, 2025 at 3:27 PM
it really doesn’t matter if someone is in america illegally or not. who cares, grow up
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just for clarity this one will be a death camp and it is incumbent upon all of us to do literally whatever we can to stop this and gunk up the gears of this death machine
January 29, 2025 at 9:09 PM
just for clarity this one will be a death camp and it is incumbent upon all of us to do literally whatever we can to stop this and gunk up the gears of this death machine
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bsky mod: we want an environment that fosters all viewpoints
jesse singal: one time i was chasing a trans and she painted a tunnel on the face of a cliff and then ran through the tunnel but when i tried i smashed my head into solid rock and passed out. when i woke up i thought children were sexy
jesse singal: one time i was chasing a trans and she painted a tunnel on the face of a cliff and then ran through the tunnel but when i tried i smashed my head into solid rock and passed out. when i woke up i thought children were sexy
December 18, 2024 at 1:47 PM
bsky mod: we want an environment that fosters all viewpoints
jesse singal: one time i was chasing a trans and she painted a tunnel on the face of a cliff and then ran through the tunnel but when i tried i smashed my head into solid rock and passed out. when i woke up i thought children were sexy
jesse singal: one time i was chasing a trans and she painted a tunnel on the face of a cliff and then ran through the tunnel but when i tried i smashed my head into solid rock and passed out. when i woke up i thought children were sexy
state socialism is when a group of dudes is legally required to have at least one (1) of them transition, if they want to name their band Infinity Girl or whatever. communism is when they all do.
February 20, 2024 at 7:47 PM
state socialism is when a group of dudes is legally required to have at least one (1) of them transition, if they want to name their band Infinity Girl or whatever. communism is when they all do.
she jack on my lantern til I rot on her porch for 3 weeks
October 31, 2023 at 8:13 PM
she jack on my lantern til I rot on her porch for 3 weeks
as funny as the savory vape concept is i WILL commit a murder if anyone makes me smell their bbq vape on the train
September 19, 2023 at 12:34 PM
as funny as the savory vape concept is i WILL commit a murder if anyone makes me smell their bbq vape on the train
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My biggest complaint about Minneapolis is that we only burned down the one precinct
September 2, 2023 at 5:02 PM
My biggest complaint about Minneapolis is that we only burned down the one precinct