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Teddy
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The person on the right goes first.
Trump fucks around and we find out.

The rich won’t feel any of these changes because they’re rich. You will, because you’re not and you’ll never be.
February 4, 2025 at 12:10 AM
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My cartoon for issue 1640 of @privateeyenews.bsky.social, out now
January 20, 2025 at 4:55 PM
@benstiller.redhour.com , Love your comedy work, love your directing work, love your spirit.

Tonight, we are enemies. #GONUGGETS
January 29, 2025 at 4:29 PM
I get ads for this thing all the fucking time but it’s never for the same company.
January 27, 2025 at 10:28 PM
If they do this....I think their careers might be over.
Village People respond to backlash over Trump's inauguration performance
The Village People have announced they will be performing at Donald Trump's 2025 inauguration and have defended their decision to accept the invite
www.the-express.com
January 15, 2025 at 7:11 PM
Sometimes my fingers think it's 2009 and they walk me right over to Huffington Post and Facebook.com
December 16, 2024 at 7:50 PM
I’m switching to Bluesky cause all my homies got kicked off Instagram for posting their meat.
December 15, 2024 at 3:49 PM
I think for my next tattoo I’d like to get some barbwire around my upper arm, but the barbwire spells out “Chuegy” in cursive and the ink is repurposed human blood.

Love you guys.

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December 15, 2024 at 3:43 PM
My new AirPods were designed by Commies in California and assembled by commies in China. They work wonderfully and are symbols of communist achievement.
December 15, 2024 at 3:22 PM
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Will I understand Luigi's Manifesto if I haven't played Luigi's Mansion?
December 11, 2024 at 2:08 AM
The McDonald's employee was also trying to make money on the side while on company time...maybe they should get fired too?
December 11, 2024 at 4:56 PM
I finally got my Dairy Queen app notifications tweaked just right.
December 9, 2024 at 6:06 PM
Use your Spotify wrapped this year as a reason to bring your pink pop punk Pilates pussy over to Apple Music.
December 6, 2024 at 2:27 AM
This is the best video game adaptation to any screen.
Trust the Fungus
December 3, 2024 at 2:02 AM
I haven’t opened LinkedIn in like 10ish years.

They just sent me an email that says “You’re on a roll!”

I’d be fine if LinkedIn was hacked and everything was deleted.
December 3, 2024 at 1:51 AM
So they’re not tweets, what are BlueSky posts called?
November 24, 2024 at 2:50 PM
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To be fair she does look like a chicken.
November 23, 2024 at 2:08 PM
November 10, 2024 at 5:20 PM
I heard Swifties were making the switch, so here I am.
November 9, 2024 at 3:42 PM