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Narfran Collation 616-737 "Galgagim" Spite Accumulation Form
@narfnra.bsky.social
It's Narf! I do art and video games and card games and programming and consume souls too
narf/sylvan
🕷️s n 👁️s r my allies!
- 岩手大学で日本語をちょっと勉強しました。 tx / 3X #NeurodivergentCrimeSquad
art at valiapira.bsky.social
http://narfnra.itch.io narf/it/they
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Realized I didn't actually replace the pinned post on here, did I?

I'm Narf. You can call me an it or a they or even just a narf. I'm anything in the world and nothing at all. I'm just a person and also an assortment of things nothing like it. I just exist, or maybe not at all?
the proactive thought is that if i could find a way to achieve something that satisfied me every day i wouldn't hate going to bed. but it's that exact instinct that leads to me doing tiny pointless delayed payoff gacha type bullshit all night and feeling mad when it's already time to go to sleep...
January 4, 2026 at 12:33 PM
been lying trying to get to sleep for like 30 minutes and it's not fuckin working so fuck it. annoying self analysis time

i've been trying to figure out what the problem really "is". and i think it's "satisfaction". somehow, i hate going to bed unsatisfied but i don't find anything satisfying
January 4, 2026 at 12:08 PM
BRO IS IN MY HEAD NOW IRL I CAN'T FUCKING TELL
January 4, 2026 at 11:14 AM
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January 4, 2026 at 10:30 AM
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January 4, 2026 at 10:53 AM
I KNEW IT I KNEW IT I KNEW IT I KNEW IT I KNEW IT I KNEW IT I FUCKING KNEW IT
January 4, 2026 at 11:04 AM
me: fuuuuck im trapped at sea in a cartoon and i need to send a message in morse code but i don't know it. if only there was some friendly oceanic beastie that happens to be an expert on dashes and dots

dash-and-dot goatfish: i do actually know morse code but this isn't funny. i just look like this
January 4, 2026 at 10:28 AM
outer entity called Non-Descript who is actually totally comprehensible and understandable but more frustrating in that their ability is that you actually cannot accurately describe any specific thing you want to explain about them to another person
January 4, 2026 at 10:23 AM
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not about kinks per se but the last chapter of this has stuff that is very well put
January 4, 2026 at 6:46 AM
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January 4, 2026 at 8:30 AM
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January 4, 2026 at 9:30 AM
January 4, 2026 at 6:50 AM
im glad to read this because every time i look at a sea horse im like there's no fucking way that posture works for swimming. that's just ridiculous. and i'm so glad it's true. physics still real
January 4, 2026 at 6:39 AM
I love January, in the middle of the night, when it's cold, when it's cold, and there's no one! I love the holiday, I do, I do, when everyone else is gone far away and I can stalk the darkness alone! The silent time, the quiet time, stolen from me by work schedules.
January 4, 2026 at 6:18 AM
the pygmy seahorse's camouflage is so good that it wasn't identified until someone was researching the coral they live on and took samples into a lab with them. they were like "wait there's something else on this"
January 4, 2026 at 6:01 AM
???????????????
January 4, 2026 at 5:58 AM
some madman has been running loose with an office highlighter highlighting fish left and right
January 4, 2026 at 5:54 AM
me looking at the goatfish when mentioned "damn that's kind of a generic fish" *checks page*

page: because these fish are so generic-

THEY'RE JUST NORMAL
January 4, 2026 at 5:49 AM
lost in the fucking sauce god damn
January 4, 2026 at 5:48 AM
"sea serpents aren't real" EXPLAIN THIS
January 4, 2026 at 5:36 AM
why did they throw jormungandr in the sea all those years ago anyway. he's a sea serpent. are they stupid
January 4, 2026 at 5:32 AM
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Old Guilty Gear comic... That's what the license plate is for
January 3, 2026 at 4:47 PM
it'll never stop being funny to me that sauron is literally just a guy in lotr but he spends the entire time in his tower doing his fucking job so you don't like see him. like yah he's this horrible grotesque relic creature but he also just has an irl body and probably sits at a desk
January 4, 2026 at 5:19 AM
saruman pulling the first uruk-hai out of the ground
January 4, 2026 at 5:08 AM
you can't take seija anywhere the moment you tell her you're taking a picture she starts doing this
January 4, 2026 at 5:06 AM