Nancy Fast
@nancyfast.bsky.social
Writer, Reader, Voter, and Crone
I like birdsong, fresh air, quilts, naps, and daffodils. Spring is my favorite season. Daylight savings time can go fuck itself though.
March 8, 2025 at 10:30 PM
I like birdsong, fresh air, quilts, naps, and daffodils. Spring is my favorite season. Daylight savings time can go fuck itself though.
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Immigrant Criticizes Swimsuit Competition Portion Of U.S. Citizenship Test
March 6, 2025 at 6:40 PM
Immigrant Criticizes Swimsuit Competition Portion Of U.S. Citizenship Test
I’m advocating for a return to cassette tape players in cars. Cassettes didn’t scratch, were easy to store, and I didn’t have to pay a streaming service fee every month. Just Billy Joel Greatest Hits all day, ere’ day.
March 6, 2025 at 6:47 PM
I’m advocating for a return to cassette tape players in cars. Cassettes didn’t scratch, were easy to store, and I didn’t have to pay a streaming service fee every month. Just Billy Joel Greatest Hits all day, ere’ day.
The Democratic National Committee keeps asking me for money. What the fuck do they do with my donations? I feel like I’m better off donating directly to the politicians and causes I believe in like the ACLU. I’m pretty sure the DNC just makes confetti for their conventions.
February 19, 2025 at 6:57 AM
The Democratic National Committee keeps asking me for money. What the fuck do they do with my donations? I feel like I’m better off donating directly to the politicians and causes I believe in like the ACLU. I’m pretty sure the DNC just makes confetti for their conventions.
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Group Of People All Smoking Cigarettes Outside Building Must Have Just Finished Sex Together
February 15, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Group Of People All Smoking Cigarettes Outside Building Must Have Just Finished Sex Together
youtu.be/GuidzJ0iyVs?... A formative love scene for me. I am healthy. Happy Valentine’s Day.
Bruce and Selina at the dance ball | Batman Returns
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February 14, 2025 at 5:33 PM
youtu.be/GuidzJ0iyVs?... A formative love scene for me. I am healthy. Happy Valentine’s Day.
Today, while renewing my tag at the courthouse, I said, “Thank you for your service,” to a man in full camouflage and an army style hat who had one leg. He replied, “I was never in the military. I just wear the uniform.” Incidentally, he was stopped at the door for trying to enter with a firearm. ??
February 10, 2025 at 9:20 PM
Today, while renewing my tag at the courthouse, I said, “Thank you for your service,” to a man in full camouflage and an army style hat who had one leg. He replied, “I was never in the military. I just wear the uniform.” Incidentally, he was stopped at the door for trying to enter with a firearm. ??
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Easy action. I do >1 call a day. This org makes it even easier. Topics, scripts and phone numbers. You can convert 90 seconds of your social media time into Resistance. Then right back to your doom scrolling. 5calls.org.
February 10, 2025 at 4:23 PM
Easy action. I do >1 call a day. This org makes it even easier. Topics, scripts and phone numbers. You can convert 90 seconds of your social media time into Resistance. Then right back to your doom scrolling. 5calls.org.
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Hi Bluesky! Glad to be here.
February 10, 2025 at 2:23 PM
Hi Bluesky! Glad to be here.
Kendrick Lamar delivered the best halftime show since Lady Gaga performed back in 2017. The performances, choreography, and cinematography were spectacular. I was in awe of how clearly Lamar conveyed his artistic message with deceptively minimalist costuming and use of patriotic colors.
February 10, 2025 at 5:05 PM
Kendrick Lamar delivered the best halftime show since Lady Gaga performed back in 2017. The performances, choreography, and cinematography were spectacular. I was in awe of how clearly Lamar conveyed his artistic message with deceptively minimalist costuming and use of patriotic colors.
My Chiefs shit the bed. All the haters I live with were delighted. Don’t worry Patrick and Travis. We’ll show them next season.
February 10, 2025 at 8:53 AM
My Chiefs shit the bed. All the haters I live with were delighted. Don’t worry Patrick and Travis. We’ll show them next season.
The news is covering all the horrible things Drump is doing. I want to know how the opposition is combating him and his goons. And more importantly I want to know what I can do. Signing these stupid fucking petitions isn’t accomplishing anything.
February 6, 2025 at 6:12 PM
The news is covering all the horrible things Drump is doing. I want to know how the opposition is combating him and his goons. And more importantly I want to know what I can do. Signing these stupid fucking petitions isn’t accomplishing anything.
My husband and I call it “the munching hour.”
February 5, 2025 at 11:28 PM
My husband and I call it “the munching hour.”
I like to watch YouTube videos about regency era clergy and Anne Boleyn facial reconstructions. I’m fun at parties!
February 1, 2025 at 12:20 PM
I like to watch YouTube videos about regency era clergy and Anne Boleyn facial reconstructions. I’m fun at parties!
You always have the right to remain silent. If you are white and a born citizen, and are on a train, bus, and ICE or CBP boards, stand up and loudly let everyone know that they have the right to remain silent or only answer questions in the presence of an attorney, no matter immigration status.
January 31, 2025 at 7:56 PM
You always have the right to remain silent. If you are white and a born citizen, and are on a train, bus, and ICE or CBP boards, stand up and loudly let everyone know that they have the right to remain silent or only answer questions in the presence of an attorney, no matter immigration status.
I can tell I’m getting older, because I’ve become attracted to Andy Griffith. He’s got that hot single-dad energy.
January 29, 2025 at 9:06 PM
I can tell I’m getting older, because I’ve become attracted to Andy Griffith. He’s got that hot single-dad energy.
Animal Facing Extinction In 2003 Fucks Its Way Back —
Animal Facing Extinction In 2003 Fucks Its Way Back
CAMBRIDGE, UNITED KINGDOM—Saying that the species knew it had to start fucking and start fucking fast, officials from the International Union for Conservation of Nature announced Monday that loggerhea...
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January 29, 2025 at 6:33 PM
Animal Facing Extinction In 2003 Fucks Its Way Back —
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Meals on Wheels America spox on OMB pause:
"the uncertainty right now is creating chaos for local Meals on Wheels providers not knowing whether they should be serving meals today. Which unfortunately means seniors will panic not knowing where their next meals will come from."
"the uncertainty right now is creating chaos for local Meals on Wheels providers not knowing whether they should be serving meals today. Which unfortunately means seniors will panic not knowing where their next meals will come from."
January 28, 2025 at 4:07 PM
Meals on Wheels America spox on OMB pause:
"the uncertainty right now is creating chaos for local Meals on Wheels providers not knowing whether they should be serving meals today. Which unfortunately means seniors will panic not knowing where their next meals will come from."
"the uncertainty right now is creating chaos for local Meals on Wheels providers not knowing whether they should be serving meals today. Which unfortunately means seniors will panic not knowing where their next meals will come from."
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Resistance takes many forms.
January 28, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Resistance takes many forms.
What’s our consensus on mustache-styling influencer videos? I prefer cyst-incising dermatologist content, because it’s less gross.
January 28, 2025 at 3:40 AM
What’s our consensus on mustache-styling influencer videos? I prefer cyst-incising dermatologist content, because it’s less gross.
I submitted one of my short stories to a writing contest. I hope the judges like stories about time travel and arson!
January 26, 2025 at 7:31 PM
I submitted one of my short stories to a writing contest. I hope the judges like stories about time travel and arson!
I feel depressed. Maybe I should take a Tylenol… or move to Europe/Costa Rica.
January 25, 2025 at 11:06 PM
I feel depressed. Maybe I should take a Tylenol… or move to Europe/Costa Rica.