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Rory Richard Brown إحسان زكرياء
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#trans #asexual #revert

I post sims stuff and blasphemy

Yt account: https://youtube.com/@namirasacolyte?si=GtfVTz6DgNCosNrr

Wattpad Account: @RRBrown93
Anyone else ever picture King Solomon as some old man with a long white beard?

Friggin' ZZTop havin' ass.

#humor #music #Biblehumor #religion #Christianity #Bible #Muslim #funny
June 8, 2025 at 5:00 AM
Me: *Finally finishes reading about David's descendents in the Bible*

1 Corinthians: "Let's do it again!"

#Bible #religion #Christian #Muslim #humor
June 7, 2025 at 8:04 AM
I think my favorite part of the Quran is when Aaron makes the golden calf for the Isrealites to idolize, so Moses grabs him by the hair and mortal combat's his ass

#quran #islam #bible #Torah #religion #humor
June 7, 2025 at 12:05 AM
May 1, 2025 at 1:15 PM
The most important update
April 30, 2025 at 6:54 AM
April 29, 2025 at 8:52 AM
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JESUS: *starts snacking on loaves and fishes*
TEACHER: Jesus, what have I told you…no eating in class unless you brought enough for everyone
JESUS: *smiles*
April 29, 2025 at 2:23 AM
We don't talk about #Bruno

#thesims #sims4
April 20, 2025 at 6:07 AM
I don't remember asking you a God Damn thing

#sims4 #thesims #ea #simsinthecity
April 19, 2025 at 4:59 AM
80% of 1st Samuel is Saul being a little bitch

#Bible #humor #Christianity #religion
April 18, 2025 at 10:14 PM
Exodus be like:

God: "Here is Neverending Bread and Quails."

Israelites: "Can we have some seasonings?"

God: "Bruh wtf?"

#religion #religioushumor #Christianity #Torah #Bible
April 11, 2025 at 11:32 PM
April 11, 2025 at 10:17 PM
Apparently being "gifted" and bipolar are synonymous? Clearly they haven't met me, I'm a fucking idiot.

#bipolar #gifted #talented #mentalhealth
April 10, 2025 at 3:33 AM
Unpopular opinion: The story of Moses did NOT need to be four/five books long. Sweet lord, what a slough.

#Moses #Bible #Torah #biblicalhumor #Christianity #judisim
April 10, 2025 at 2:38 AM
Them: "are you mad at me?"

Me: "Nah we're cool."

Also me: *Creates them in the Sims and removes the pool ladder*

#thesims #sims4 #thesims4 #thesims2 #sims2 #thesims3 #sims3 #EA #videogames #videogame
April 7, 2025 at 6:27 AM
I don't know what's worse: the "He begat him" verses of Genisis or God taking inventory of the THOUSANDS of Israelites in Numbers.

I'm falling asleep over here.

#Bible #Torah #religionhumor #religion #Christianity #judisim
April 7, 2025 at 3:57 AM
So Adult Happy Meals are back at McDonald's. Unless they're putting in some McCelexa for my McDepression, I don't want it.

#mentalhealth #depressionhumor #McDonald's #mentalillness
April 6, 2025 at 11:00 PM
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Hi.

Books are incredibly important.

Please let them be.
April 6, 2025 at 9:04 PM
EA thought I wouldn't know

#sims4 #thesims #thesims4
April 5, 2025 at 12:02 PM
This is obviously wrong. Hijab is a choice and should not be forced. But I expected better from George. It's bullshit seeing him post click bait to make Muslims look bad with the current social climate. Looks like his page is just tabloid fodder at this point.

#muslim #islam #hijab
April 4, 2025 at 4:18 AM
If you say Freddie mercury is a gay man when he was actually bi, you're subconsciously confirming the old bias that only gay men get aids. He was an Indian, POC, Bi man.

#Queen #LGBT #bierasure
April 3, 2025 at 11:56 PM
So, any religious folks wanna explain to me why Lot is seen as being "in the wrong" for sleeping with his daughters when THEY got him drunk and took advantage of him? Is this why our society doesn't take Male SA survivors seriously?

#Bible #Torah #religion #Christianity #metoo
April 3, 2025 at 1:17 AM
Bible stories make no sense sometimes:

Sarah: "I can't get pregnant, get my maid pregnant instead."

Abraham: *gets maid pregnant*

Sarah: "HOW DARE YOU!?"

#Bible #Abraham #gospel #religion #religionhumor
March 27, 2025 at 5:01 AM
Me when those ADHD meds kick in

#thesims #adhd #mentalillness #thesims4 #sims4
March 20, 2025 at 9:12 PM
I downloaded adeepinigos health mods, and my Sim has Anorexia. I've never seen this before. Apparently, her pregnancy has caused a mental breakdown. I should probably start therapy like the psych requested

#sims4 #thesims4 #thesims
March 20, 2025 at 3:58 AM