Ungovernable Human🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️✊🏿
@najakaouthia.bsky.social
IT Guy
AuDHD
Chaotic Good
OSINT enthusiast
This account says “fuck” a lot.
AuDHD
Chaotic Good
OSINT enthusiast
This account says “fuck” a lot.
It’s a hella nice day in Annapolis today but I have one sloshy, clogged ear that is driving me absolutely insane along with a ridiculous amount of sinus congestion and I’m supposed to drive to my brother’s when I get off of work today. I wonder if everyone would be mad if I skipped tmrw.
November 26, 2025 at 7:13 PM
It’s a hella nice day in Annapolis today but I have one sloshy, clogged ear that is driving me absolutely insane along with a ridiculous amount of sinus congestion and I’m supposed to drive to my brother’s when I get off of work today. I wonder if everyone would be mad if I skipped tmrw.
Time for day before a holiday IT help desk roulette. This is a game I play every major holiday where I try to predict if the day will be chill or a three ring shitshow. This year, I predict shitshow.
November 26, 2025 at 2:33 PM
Time for day before a holiday IT help desk roulette. This is a game I play every major holiday where I try to predict if the day will be chill or a three ring shitshow. This year, I predict shitshow.
Another goddamn war for oil. My generation is too old now to be sent to die en masse. Now it’s my son’s generation who get to experience decades of PTSD and physical disabilities, divorce, financial hardship. I’m fucking tired, man.
November 26, 2025 at 1:34 AM
Another goddamn war for oil. My generation is too old now to be sent to die en masse. Now it’s my son’s generation who get to experience decades of PTSD and physical disabilities, divorce, financial hardship. I’m fucking tired, man.
The software company I work for is giving the help desk Thursday and Friday off and I can’t decide between relief and horror due to the sheer number of reopened tickets I’m going to return to on Monday. RIP Zendesk.
November 26, 2025 at 12:20 AM
The software company I work for is giving the help desk Thursday and Friday off and I can’t decide between relief and horror due to the sheer number of reopened tickets I’m going to return to on Monday. RIP Zendesk.
Me, to me: Surely no one could miss the bright orange button on this webpage that the user has to click.
End user: Hold my beer while I open a ticket.
End user: Hold my beer while I open a ticket.
November 25, 2025 at 9:31 PM
Me, to me: Surely no one could miss the bright orange button on this webpage that the user has to click.
End user: Hold my beer while I open a ticket.
End user: Hold my beer while I open a ticket.
I’m going to preface this by saying I’m incredibly lucky to have a job but medical providers scare me a little. The number of very well educated doctors I work with on the daily astound me at their inability to follow fucking directions. Oh you have 3 PhDs? Try clicking forgot password for me.
November 24, 2025 at 7:05 PM
I’m going to preface this by saying I’m incredibly lucky to have a job but medical providers scare me a little. The number of very well educated doctors I work with on the daily astound me at their inability to follow fucking directions. Oh you have 3 PhDs? Try clicking forgot password for me.
I am, as a grown adult, spending my entire day playing Roblox since I anticipate that my double flu/covid vaccination today will leave me feeling mostly like a bag full of smashed assholes.
November 22, 2025 at 11:36 PM
I am, as a grown adult, spending my entire day playing Roblox since I anticipate that my double flu/covid vaccination today will leave me feeling mostly like a bag full of smashed assholes.
I have limited use of my left arm but as long as this hairball is happy I guess.
November 22, 2025 at 2:22 PM
I have limited use of my left arm but as long as this hairball is happy I guess.
I’m hoping that this lingering cold, once combined with both a flu and Covid vaccine tomorrow, turns into some kind of superpower. Not a shitty one though. Not like Aquaman.
November 22, 2025 at 12:35 AM
I’m hoping that this lingering cold, once combined with both a flu and Covid vaccine tomorrow, turns into some kind of superpower. Not a shitty one though. Not like Aquaman.
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🎶ROXanne!
You don't have to push that trashcan lid so tight
ROXanne
You don't have to watch that bin at night
ROXanne
You don't have to wonder if it's wrong or right
Turn off that porch light
(Roxanne) turn off that porch light
(Roxanne) turn off that porch light
(Roxanne) turn off that porch light🎶
You don't have to push that trashcan lid so tight
ROXanne
You don't have to watch that bin at night
ROXanne
You don't have to wonder if it's wrong or right
Turn off that porch light
(Roxanne) turn off that porch light
(Roxanne) turn off that porch light
(Roxanne) turn off that porch light🎶
November 21, 2025 at 11:56 PM
🎶ROXanne!
You don't have to push that trashcan lid so tight
ROXanne
You don't have to watch that bin at night
ROXanne
You don't have to wonder if it's wrong or right
Turn off that porch light
(Roxanne) turn off that porch light
(Roxanne) turn off that porch light
(Roxanne) turn off that porch light🎶
You don't have to push that trashcan lid so tight
ROXanne
You don't have to watch that bin at night
ROXanne
You don't have to wonder if it's wrong or right
Turn off that porch light
(Roxanne) turn off that porch light
(Roxanne) turn off that porch light
(Roxanne) turn off that porch light🎶
If I answered one of your tickets today, I hope you shit yourself uncontrollably for the rest of your natural life. Don’t be a dick.
November 20, 2025 at 11:45 PM
If I answered one of your tickets today, I hope you shit yourself uncontrollably for the rest of your natural life. Don’t be a dick.
If IT asks you to do something and you start bitching about how it’s a waste of time just know that we’re not going to expend the time and energy on someone we give zero fucks about just for shits and giggles. Just do the fucking thing.
November 20, 2025 at 7:08 PM
If IT asks you to do something and you start bitching about how it’s a waste of time just know that we’re not going to expend the time and energy on someone we give zero fucks about just for shits and giggles. Just do the fucking thing.
God has seen fit to allow me to live another day and I am about to make it everyone’s problem.
November 20, 2025 at 1:14 PM
God has seen fit to allow me to live another day and I am about to make it everyone’s problem.
Look, I’m a front line IT guy meaning that I deal with a bunch of shitty, thankless assbags all day who don’t understand how anything works. I’m not obligated to deal with stupid dicknozzles off the clock. Please fuck all the way off.
November 20, 2025 at 1:18 AM
Look, I’m a front line IT guy meaning that I deal with a bunch of shitty, thankless assbags all day who don’t understand how anything works. I’m not obligated to deal with stupid dicknozzles off the clock. Please fuck all the way off.
All I’m saying is, 10 women with a spreadsheet could run the world WAY better than [gestures at everything].
November 19, 2025 at 12:15 PM
All I’m saying is, 10 women with a spreadsheet could run the world WAY better than [gestures at everything].
I can’t respond to this ticket response from a vendor partner because if I do it’s probably going to have one or more incidents of the word ‘fuck’ and its derivatives. That ticket response will be tomorrow’s problem when I feel less stabby. #JustITThings
November 18, 2025 at 11:47 PM
I can’t respond to this ticket response from a vendor partner because if I do it’s probably going to have one or more incidents of the word ‘fuck’ and its derivatives. That ticket response will be tomorrow’s problem when I feel less stabby. #JustITThings
If you hear screaming, it’s just me answering tickets during the Cloudflare outage. Fuck this is going to be awful.
November 18, 2025 at 1:23 PM
If you hear screaming, it’s just me answering tickets during the Cloudflare outage. Fuck this is going to be awful.
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Material viewed by 404 Media shows data giant Thomson Reuters enriches license plate data with marriage, voter, and ownership records. The tool can predict where a car may be in the future.
This App Lets ICE Track Vehicles and Owners Across the Country
Material viewed by 404 Media shows data giant Thomson Reuters enriches license plate data with marriage, voter, and ownership records. The tool can predict where a car may be in the future.
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November 17, 2025 at 2:30 PM
Material viewed by 404 Media shows data giant Thomson Reuters enriches license plate data with marriage, voter, and ownership records. The tool can predict where a car may be in the future.
9 year old: Can you buy me a billion Robux?
Me: …
M: Hey you wanna learn some algebra?
Long story short we learned proportions today. (12.5 million USD)
Me: …
M: Hey you wanna learn some algebra?
Long story short we learned proportions today. (12.5 million USD)
November 16, 2025 at 10:33 PM
9 year old: Can you buy me a billion Robux?
Me: …
M: Hey you wanna learn some algebra?
Long story short we learned proportions today. (12.5 million USD)
Me: …
M: Hey you wanna learn some algebra?
Long story short we learned proportions today. (12.5 million USD)
Turns out, a drag queen teaching me how to multiply matrices was EXACTLY the kind of content I was looking for on the internet. Take that, bigots.
November 15, 2025 at 2:50 AM
Turns out, a drag queen teaching me how to multiply matrices was EXACTLY the kind of content I was looking for on the internet. Take that, bigots.
My friend’s wife has been in the hospital for the past week and I’m honestly starting to worry about how the fuck they’re going to afford this.
November 14, 2025 at 6:07 PM
My friend’s wife has been in the hospital for the past week and I’m honestly starting to worry about how the fuck they’re going to afford this.
Just sitting here with my avocado toast and my coffee watching everything catch on fire.
November 13, 2025 at 1:35 PM
Just sitting here with my avocado toast and my coffee watching everything catch on fire.
I want to die quietly in my sleep like my grandfather. Not screaming in terror like the passengers in his car.
November 12, 2025 at 12:20 AM
I want to die quietly in my sleep like my grandfather. Not screaming in terror like the passengers in his car.
Mentally preparing myself for The Fuckening when I get back from my lunch. We’re holy fucking shit short staffed on the help desk today. 🫠
November 11, 2025 at 6:13 PM
Mentally preparing myself for The Fuckening when I get back from my lunch. We’re holy fucking shit short staffed on the help desk today. 🫠