TheDorriesTrophy
@nadbaddangerous.bsky.social
This account amplifies stupid, embarrassing and malign tweets - of which there are a great many - from Tory MPs and runs a knockout competition at year end
If he is to have a hyphen in his name based on royal precedent from the old days how about Andrew Sex-Coburg and Gotcha ?
November 12, 2025 at 4:10 PM
If he is to have a hyphen in his name based on royal precedent from the old days how about Andrew Sex-Coburg and Gotcha ?
He was only a toolmaker's son, but he's done the odd screw up
eye theng yew
eye theng yew
September 13, 2025 at 3:22 PM
He was only a toolmaker's son, but he's done the odd screw up
eye theng yew
eye theng yew
I say I say I say....what do you call it when Donald gets his knob caught in his zip?
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Venous fly trap
Eye theng yew
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Venous fly trap
Eye theng yew
July 17, 2025 at 9:29 PM
I say I say I say....what do you call it when Donald gets his knob caught in his zip?
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Venous fly trap
Eye theng yew
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Venous fly trap
Eye theng yew
🎶I can tell you
my contempt for you will still be strong
after the boys in the Hummer have gone
my contempt for you will still be strong
after the boys in the Hummer have gone
Nobody on the road
everyone's on the beach
one guy with a drone
some guy with a tank that squeaks
empty stands, empty heads
The Don stands there alone
the lights are on but no-one's home
I can see you
orange skin burning in the sun
you got your hair greased down
MAGA hat on baby
everyone's on the beach
one guy with a drone
some guy with a tank that squeaks
empty stands, empty heads
The Don stands there alone
the lights are on but no-one's home
I can see you
orange skin burning in the sun
you got your hair greased down
MAGA hat on baby
June 17, 2025 at 4:06 PM
🎶I can tell you
my contempt for you will still be strong
after the boys in the Hummer have gone
my contempt for you will still be strong
after the boys in the Hummer have gone
Nobody on the road
everyone's on the beach
one guy with a drone
some guy with a tank that squeaks
empty stands, empty heads
The Don stands there alone
the lights are on but no-one's home
I can see you
orange skin burning in the sun
you got your hair greased down
MAGA hat on baby
everyone's on the beach
one guy with a drone
some guy with a tank that squeaks
empty stands, empty heads
The Don stands there alone
the lights are on but no-one's home
I can see you
orange skin burning in the sun
you got your hair greased down
MAGA hat on baby
June 16, 2025 at 4:27 PM
Nobody on the road
everyone's on the beach
one guy with a drone
some guy with a tank that squeaks
empty stands, empty heads
The Don stands there alone
the lights are on but no-one's home
I can see you
orange skin burning in the sun
you got your hair greased down
MAGA hat on baby
everyone's on the beach
one guy with a drone
some guy with a tank that squeaks
empty stands, empty heads
The Don stands there alone
the lights are on but no-one's home
I can see you
orange skin burning in the sun
you got your hair greased down
MAGA hat on baby
Trump: Elon, what should I do???????
Musk: Stick two knitting needles up your nose, put your pants on your head and say "Wibble"
Musk: Stick two knitting needles up your nose, put your pants on your head and say "Wibble"
April 9, 2025 at 6:46 PM
Trump: Elon, what should I do???????
Musk: Stick two knitting needles up your nose, put your pants on your head and say "Wibble"
Musk: Stick two knitting needles up your nose, put your pants on your head and say "Wibble"
Typical disruptor/innovator: move fast and break things
Trump: break thing fast and move to the 1st tee at Bedminster
Trump: break thing fast and move to the 1st tee at Bedminster
April 5, 2025 at 1:34 PM
Typical disruptor/innovator: move fast and break things
Trump: break thing fast and move to the 1st tee at Bedminster
Trump: break thing fast and move to the 1st tee at Bedminster
America: Let's make the bankrupt guy who couldn't even make money from the casino business President and let him loose with a bunch of Q-Anon weirdos to set fire to world trade for a few laughs.
#POTUS
#POTUS
April 4, 2025 at 4:17 PM
America: Let's make the bankrupt guy who couldn't even make money from the casino business President and let him loose with a bunch of Q-Anon weirdos to set fire to world trade for a few laughs.
#POTUS
#POTUS
That he got elected the first time is inexplicable.
That he was even considered the second time is an indelible skidmark that will remain on the undercrackers of the American people until Armageddon, which might not be all that long in coming.
#POTUS
That he was even considered the second time is an indelible skidmark that will remain on the undercrackers of the American people until Armageddon, which might not be all that long in coming.
#POTUS
April 4, 2025 at 11:02 AM
That he got elected the first time is inexplicable.
That he was even considered the second time is an indelible skidmark that will remain on the undercrackers of the American people until Armageddon, which might not be all that long in coming.
#POTUS
That he was even considered the second time is an indelible skidmark that will remain on the undercrackers of the American people until Armageddon, which might not be all that long in coming.
#POTUS
IS THIS THING ON????
March 30, 2025 at 7:16 PM
IS THIS THING ON????
I must say it's really impressive watching Arron Banks
taking the lead.
Just like when he was at school.
taking the lead.
Just like when he was at school.
March 30, 2025 at 6:46 PM
I must say it's really impressive watching Arron Banks
taking the lead.
Just like when he was at school.
taking the lead.
Just like when he was at school.
Hegseth/Waltz: we have fucked up on an epic, epic scale. So epic that FUBB and FUBAR are pitifully inadequate.
Karoline Leavitt: No biggie, we'll just lie about it...what's the worst that can happen?
Gabbard: 😬
Karoline Leavitt: No biggie, we'll just lie about it...what's the worst that can happen?
Gabbard: 😬
March 26, 2025 at 4:03 PM
Hegseth/Waltz: we have fucked up on an epic, epic scale. So epic that FUBB and FUBAR are pitifully inadequate.
Karoline Leavitt: No biggie, we'll just lie about it...what's the worst that can happen?
Gabbard: 😬
Karoline Leavitt: No biggie, we'll just lie about it...what's the worst that can happen?
Gabbard: 😬
Just scoping out the plot for my new espionage novel Wanker Failure ToldYa Sly in which there's a complete loss of Control leading to a load of Smiley emojis
@theatlantic.com
#WhatALeCarreOn
@theatlantic.com
#WhatALeCarreOn
March 25, 2025 at 2:28 PM
Just scoping out the plot for my new espionage novel Wanker Failure ToldYa Sly in which there's a complete loss of Control leading to a load of Smiley emojis
@theatlantic.com
#WhatALeCarreOn
@theatlantic.com
#WhatALeCarreOn
"...and our next caller is Francis Rossi of the popular music combo Status Quo who nowadays is a bit of a stock market guru.
What's your view on $TSLA stock then Fran?"
"Down down, deeper and down"
What's your view on $TSLA stock then Fran?"
"Down down, deeper and down"
March 10, 2025 at 5:13 PM
"...and our next caller is Francis Rossi of the popular music combo Status Quo who nowadays is a bit of a stock market guru.
What's your view on $TSLA stock then Fran?"
"Down down, deeper and down"
What's your view on $TSLA stock then Fran?"
"Down down, deeper and down"
Thinking of founding El Camino de Jamón, a pilgrimage route from JD Wetherspoon in Charing Cross Road to Rupert Lowe's constituency office in Gt Yarmouth for the True Believers in the Profit
March 7, 2025 at 7:29 PM
Thinking of founding El Camino de Jamón, a pilgrimage route from JD Wetherspoon in Charing Cross Road to Rupert Lowe's constituency office in Gt Yarmouth for the True Believers in the Profit
Putain de Putin
March 5, 2025 at 4:04 PM
Putain de Putin
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I thought these guys were all in favour of public schools.
February 13, 2025 at 3:12 PM
I thought these guys were all in favour of public schools.
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Outlawing the ability to store energy is probably my favourite.
February 13, 2025 at 10:03 AM
Outlawing the ability to store energy is probably my favourite.
Where is the outrage about sick scum Joseph Farage avoiding jail for the vile crime of upskirting from patriotic MPs Lee Anderson, Richard Tice, Rupert Lowe and that other one who kicked his girlfriend?
Two tier justice much?
Two tier justice much?
January 25, 2025 at 2:51 PM
Where is the outrage about sick scum Joseph Farage avoiding jail for the vile crime of upskirting from patriotic MPs Lee Anderson, Richard Tice, Rupert Lowe and that other one who kicked his girlfriend?
Two tier justice much?
Two tier justice much?
All these toxic right wing hacks and soapbox preachers like Wotton, Andrew Doyle, Lozza, that Booky Wook pillock, The Coast Moron & TalkTV have all washed up in the dusty corner of Last Chance Saloon on YouTube.
MrBeast must be terrified at the idea of haemorrhaging followers.
MrBeast must be terrified at the idea of haemorrhaging followers.
January 17, 2025 at 8:12 AM
All these toxic right wing hacks and soapbox preachers like Wotton, Andrew Doyle, Lozza, that Booky Wook pillock, The Coast Moron & TalkTV have all washed up in the dusty corner of Last Chance Saloon on YouTube.
MrBeast must be terrified at the idea of haemorrhaging followers.
MrBeast must be terrified at the idea of haemorrhaging followers.
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Tulip Siddiq quits
January 14, 2025 at 4:10 PM
Tulip Siddiq quits
Look everybody, just stop calling Elon The Crystal Methematician.
He's never studied mathematics as a standalone subject so it's not factually accurate.
He's never studied mathematics as a standalone subject so it's not factually accurate.
January 14, 2025 at 4:11 PM
Look everybody, just stop calling Elon The Crystal Methematician.
He's never studied mathematics as a standalone subject so it's not factually accurate.
He's never studied mathematics as a standalone subject so it's not factually accurate.