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African National Corruption #Parody
Here for a good time. Not a long time.

Celebrating 30 Years of Corruption.
120 Years of Gaslighting.

Chief Albert Luthuli House
Johannesburg, South Africa 🇿🇦
You will hear from us in the news for a while as Municipal by-elections are coming up. We need to assure our positions to get money.
#VoteANC #VoteForPoverty #VoteForRacePolitics #VoteForRacism #NoSchools
April 9, 2025 at 8:15 AM
Yes. Mbeki also cost us a lot of Johnnie Walker Blue Label whisky on the presidential #Boeing 737 jet.
We could have used that money for a new couch at Phala-Phala.
#Inkwezi #BBJ #Luxury #HIV #AIDS #SouthAfrica
How much further the world and South(ern) Africa could be in the fight against HIV, if it wasn’t for Mbeki‘s misguided policies. There is so much competence in viral research in the country!
South Africa | First-ever HIV remission trial in Africa shows promise: 20 women in KZN tested drug combos to stop ART. Some stayed off meds up to 2.5 years. Rooted in justice, science, and equity—because every woman deserves a future free from stigma *and* pills for life.
April 5, 2025 at 10:31 AM
Dear South African slaves

Thanks for paying the #VAT hike.

We need to afford our salary increase from when we just started this year.

Love

Your #Mandela Comrades

#SouthAfrica #MafiaState #Corruption
April 5, 2025 at 10:28 AM
We need all South Africans to pay more #VAT so that we can bribe people to vote for us through the #SRD grant.
#TAX #SARS #SouthAfrica #KFC
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March 10, 2025 at 12:57 PM
We're having some chicken feet in curry with the #Guptas today! #YOLO
How's your R370 grant?
March 8, 2025 at 2:08 PM
February 19, 2025 at 8:01 PM
Look the #ANC government was supposed to pay these salaries.
We never did. We'll launch a commission of inquiry to see which cadre stole the money.
(We will be on the commission)
#Corruption #USAID #Theft #Trump
Over 15,000 South African health workers’ jobs are at risk as US cuts aid: Some harm reduction and LGBTI services have already closed

Read groundup.org.za/article/over... by Jesse Copelyn
Over 15,000 South African health workers’ jobs are at risk as US cuts aid
Some harm reduction and LGBTI services have already closed
groundup.org.za
February 11, 2025 at 8:47 AM
Maybe we should hold all black people accountable for voting for the #ANC? Who stole all the government money through corruption. Oh, sorry, that would be racist. Just like #BBBEE. #CrimesAgainstHumanity #EthnicCleansing #racism
February 8, 2025 at 11:43 AM
February 4, 2025 at 12:06 PM
"The honeymoon is over!" - Julius Malema
#ESKOM #Loadshedding #SouthAfrica
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January 31, 2025 at 1:01 PM
If you don't like #BELA then do home schooling. More space in the school buildings for our voters! #BELAAct #ANC #CR
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January 11, 2025 at 11:06 AM
Hope you will have a great new year! Apologies for the late message. I was stuck under Jacob. Had to go and take a shower. #VirusFree #YOLO #NYE #2025
January 11, 2025 at 11:01 AM
Hi #Comrades!
Are we seeing you at Cyril's for #NYE?
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December 30, 2024 at 9:44 AM
We wanted to give each South African a R 1 million from the lottery fund for #Christmas but then remembered that the cadres will need it.
Enjoy the grants! Make babies for more grants.
Love
#ANC
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December 26, 2024 at 10:14 AM
Merry #Christmas comrades!
Hope you have a good one. That there's lots of booze and #KFC.
We're at Gwede's today. Lots of coal from the mines for the braai. #NoLoadshedding #Amandla #VoteANC #KeepItDark
December 25, 2024 at 2:37 PM
We are talking about nationalising all education in #SouthAfrica. Then we can implement the #BELA act at private schools as well. Whilst they still pay us tax. #ANC brings you free health care and free "private" education. #Amandla
December 20, 2024 at 8:40 AM
Remember the #ANC is good for you and #SouthAfrica.
You could have spent #Christmas in a #UAE prison like the #Guptas. Yet, you have a shack in #SA with free grants. #Love #ANC

mg.co.za/politics/202...
South Africa continues to fight for Gupta brothers extradition – The Mail & Guardian
Justice and Constitutional Development Minister Thembisile Simelane-Nkadimeng said her department was also handling 40 extradition applications from other count
mg.co.za
December 20, 2024 at 8:34 AM
There is no #ANC 2.0. This is a #Zuma party. #ZulusOnly
Floyd Shivambu has praised Jacob Zuma for ‘leaving’ ANC and founding the MK Party. However, Zuma was expelled from the liberation party and continues to claim he is still a member of Cyril Ramaphosa-led party.
Shivambu praises Zuma for 'leaving' ANC and finding MK Party
MK Party secretary-general Floyd Shivambu has hailed party leader Jacob Zuma for taking a bold decision to "ditch" the ANC and form MKP.
www.thesouthafrican.com
December 20, 2024 at 8:23 AM
Yes, we can't get more cheap Russian oil from Putzy so we have to bring back #Loadshedding. The cadres made great Christmas money! 2025 looks dark. #Love #ANCMAFIA #ESKOM
December 20, 2024 at 8:19 AM
We will borrow more money from #China and #Russia. Relax!
December 19, 2024 at 5:45 PM
Our honorable comrades have not committed a single crime since we came to power in 1994. We are innocent until proven guilty and who's gonna prove us guilty if it's all captured? #AmandlaAwethu #PapAndCurryMafia #MafiaState #ANC
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December 19, 2024 at 5:30 PM
@pierredevos.bsky.social Thanks for providing us with the news. Since most South African media outlets are still trying to find the @bsky.app #SouthAfrica #PressFreedom #PressForward
December 16, 2024 at 7:13 PM
Dear South Africans please stop calling #BBBEE social engineering. #Apartheid, #Holocaust and #Colonisation was social engineering. We love all South Africans. #ANC
December 16, 2024 at 7:06 PM
Yes, Honorable Member Gayton!
A vast majority of our voters are black. #BlackPower #RainbowNation #WeAreOne #BlackConsciousnessMovement #BCM #ANC #ReconciliationDay
#ICYMI Minister Gayton McKenzie says SA has made strides in tackling racism as the nation marks Reconciliation Day.

#SABCNews
#FullView
December 16, 2024 at 7:01 PM