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ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ𝙃
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ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ!
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so here I lie in our
imperfect paradise.
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so here I lie in our
imperfect paradise.
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( Looking at his arm with fascination, rather than shock or disgust. )
WELL, CAN'T SEE ANYTHING BETWEEN YOU. HE'S A BASTARD, AND YOU *SEEM* FINE.
*Gesturing to his missing arm.*
( Looking at his arm with fascination, rather than shock or disgust. )
WELL, CAN'T SEE ANYTHING BETWEEN YOU. HE'S A BASTARD, AND YOU *SEEM* FINE.
I don't even know if I'm friends with the guy. All I know is that we respect eachother and that'S IT-
I GOT A SMOOCH, AND FROM A PRETTY NICE GIRL TOO.
WASN'T THAT BAD, NOT GONNA LIE. MAYBE IT COULD HAPPEN AGAIN.
( ...but he's SO not sure how to continue this. He's more used to "killing and ripping people apart". )
( SLOWLY WALKING OFF???)
WASN'T THAT BAD, NOT GONNA LIE. MAYBE IT COULD HAPPEN AGAIN.
( ...but he's SO not sure how to continue this. He's more used to "killing and ripping people apart". )
( SLOWLY WALKING OFF???)
I GOT A SMOOCH, AND FROM A PRETTY NICE GIRL TOO.
I GOT A SMOOCH, AND FROM A PRETTY NICE GIRL TOO.
hey chat! Do you like lesbians?
i sure hope you do!
hey chat! Do you like lesbians?
i sure hope you do!
( VEEERRRY slight blush. )
...WELL, NOW IN PRACTICE THAN THEORY, I GUESS...
( VEEERRRY slight blush. )
...WELL, NOW IN PRACTICE THAN THEORY, I GUESS...
( insert le shrug )
BUT, YOU KNOW. I MIGHT NOT COMPLAIN.~
( insert le shrug )
BUT, YOU KNOW. I MIGHT NOT COMPLAIN.~
INCOMVENIENT TIMING, MAYBE, BUT JUUUUUST SAYING.
INCOMVENIENT TIMING, MAYBE, BUT JUUUUUST SAYING.
...
BUT NOW I'M CURIOUS.
...
BUT NOW I'M CURIOUS.
I'M NOT TAKEN.
I'M NOT TAKEN.
WHO WOULD EVEN ASK THAT?
WHO WOULD EVEN ASK THAT?
WELL, SHE ALSO IDENTIFIES AS LIKE. MOST ANIMALS THAT AT LEAST RESEMBLE CANINES. FOXES, DOGS, EVEN CATS SOMETIMES.
I'VE LITERALLY SEEN HER HACK UP LITTLE METAPHORICAL HAIRBALLS. SO SORRY FOR BEING *TOO* WOKE FOR YOU.
If a concept wants to identify as a wolf, she is a wolf. It shouldn't be hard to respect that.
WELL, SHE ALSO IDENTIFIES AS LIKE. MOST ANIMALS THAT AT LEAST RESEMBLE CANINES. FOXES, DOGS, EVEN CATS SOMETIMES.
I'VE LITERALLY SEEN HER HACK UP LITTLE METAPHORICAL HAIRBALLS. SO SORRY FOR BEING *TOO* WOKE FOR YOU.
WELL, SHE'S MORE OR LESS OF A CONCEPT, SO I'M PRETTY SURE SHE ISNT REALLY A DOG AND CANNOT CHOKE OUT. PLUS, SHE PANICKS AT EVERYTHING, THIS IS HARDLEY DIFFERENT.
I also know what asphyxiation sounds like.
WELL, SHE'S MORE OR LESS OF A CONCEPT, SO I'M PRETTY SURE SHE ISNT REALLY A DOG AND CANNOT CHOKE OUT. PLUS, SHE PANICKS AT EVERYTHING, THIS IS HARDLEY DIFFERENT.
( Giving them his pinky finger to shake. It'd be too awkward, otherwise. )
NAME'S MX. SOME CALL ME PIPE CRAWLER, OR MARIO, BUT EH.
I'm Ethan!
*Offering a handshake. Ethan. He's like 5x your size.*
( Insert pixelated chuckle. )
USUALLY TOO MUCH. NICE TO HEAR YOU GUYS LIKE EACH OTHER, THOUGH!
( Giving them his pinky finger to shake. It'd be too awkward, otherwise. )
NAME'S MX. SOME CALL ME PIPE CRAWLER, OR MARIO, BUT EH.
( ...It IS getting quieter, but that hardly seems like the point. )
I'm about... 88% sure, that's a panic response. You should let go. Seriously.
( ...It IS getting quieter, but that hardly seems like the point. )
( Insert pixelated chuckle. )
USUALLY TOO MUCH. NICE TO HEAR YOU GUYS LIKE EACH OTHER, THOUGH!
*<- not mentioning the not very healthy advice he gets*
Seeing her kinda... reminds me at least someone cares.
MY D- PET. PET. I NOTICED MY PET TALKING ABOUT YOU AND YOUR DAYS A LOT RECENTLY.
SHE SEEMS TO LIKE YOU, AT LEAST! FIRST TIME IN FOREVER SHE'S DONE THAT.
( Insert pixelated chuckle. )
USUALLY TOO MUCH. NICE TO HEAR YOU GUYS LIKE EACH OTHER, THOUGH!
SOUNDS LIKE THEY NEED TO BE TAUGHT A LESSON BY MARIO.
( ...hey wait. What is he doing. Why is he walking off after saying that WHA )
SOUNDS LIKE THEY NEED TO BE TAUGHT A LESSON BY MARIO.
( ...hey wait. What is he doing. Why is he walking off after saying that WHA )
MY D- PET. PET. I NOTICED MY PET TALKING ABOUT YOU AND YOUR DAYS A LOT RECENTLY.
SHE SEEMS TO LIKE YOU, AT LEAST! FIRST TIME IN FOREVER SHE'S DONE THAT.
HOW'S YOUR DAYS, PAISANOS?
MY D- PET. PET. I NOTICED MY PET TALKING ABOUT YOU AND YOUR DAYS A LOT RECENTLY.
SHE SEEMS TO LIKE YOU, AT LEAST! FIRST TIME IN FOREVER SHE'S DONE THAT.
( Ominous thug-style cracking of knuckles??? )
HOW SO?
( Ominous thug-style cracking of knuckles??? )
HOW SO?
HOW'S YOUR DAYS, PAISANOS?
HOW'S YOUR DAYS, PAISANOS?