von.
@mvon.bsky.social
Homeschooled culture warrior for the commons.
Dems invoking the horror of Khashoggi’s death when Trump gets cozy with MBS do well to apply that appropriate disdain of American dual citizenship slaughter when Democrats get cozy with Bibi. Or, ya know, invoke the slaughter of journalists.
November 22, 2025 at 5:56 PM
Dems invoking the horror of Khashoggi’s death when Trump gets cozy with MBS do well to apply that appropriate disdain of American dual citizenship slaughter when Democrats get cozy with Bibi. Or, ya know, invoke the slaughter of journalists.
People with Latin mottos in their bios will bitch about having to hear Spanish in a public space.
November 18, 2025 at 4:07 AM
People with Latin mottos in their bios will bitch about having to hear Spanish in a public space.
Why do men’s clothes always n Quince look like Banana Republic from 7 years ago?
November 15, 2025 at 11:21 PM
Why do men’s clothes always n Quince look like Banana Republic from 7 years ago?
Ben Garrison is running around the White House labeling things like his cartoons
November 6, 2025 at 3:42 AM
Ben Garrison is running around the White House labeling things like his cartoons
Sir did you vote for the good guy or the bad guy?
Schumer: yes.
Schumer: yes.
Asked if he voted for Cuomo or Mamdani, Chuck Schumer replies: "Look, I voted, and I look forward to working with the next mayor to help New York City."
November 6, 2025 at 3:31 AM
Sir did you vote for the good guy or the bad guy?
Schumer: yes.
Schumer: yes.
Now that Cuomo doesn’t have a pulpit in which to project influence be prepared to hear every sad truth about him to actually get mainstream attention
November 5, 2025 at 5:43 AM
Now that Cuomo doesn’t have a pulpit in which to project influence be prepared to hear every sad truth about him to actually get mainstream attention
Van Jones makes 1,000 people apolitical people a minute with each word
November 5, 2025 at 4:21 AM
Van Jones makes 1,000 people apolitical people a minute with each word
I wrote in “Bitcoin” in honor of Mayor Adams
November 5, 2025 at 4:11 AM
I wrote in “Bitcoin” in honor of Mayor Adams
Abbott runs a state with skyrocketing maternal mortality.
November 5, 2025 at 4:07 AM
Abbott runs a state with skyrocketing maternal mortality.
Cuomo can be mayor of Staten Island as a consolation prize
With the race called for Zohran, lets check in on how its going, the only borough Cuomo won a majority in is Staten Island. Mamdani won everywhere else
November 5, 2025 at 3:02 AM
Cuomo can be mayor of Staten Island as a consolation prize
The Stephan Miller bump was one thing but the Cheney death was a little on the nose.
November 5, 2025 at 3:00 AM
The Stephan Miller bump was one thing but the Cheney death was a little on the nose.
Voting to overthrow the government today
November 4, 2025 at 11:13 PM
Voting to overthrow the government today
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the Venn diagram of "people who know who Bari Weiss is" and "people who just roll their eyes and do the jerk off hand gesture when they hear about her" is a circle.
November 3, 2025 at 6:01 PM
the Venn diagram of "people who know who Bari Weiss is" and "people who just roll their eyes and do the jerk off hand gesture when they hear about her" is a circle.
Walking through the airplane cabin: is anyone a pitcher?
November 2, 2025 at 1:37 AM
Walking through the airplane cabin: is anyone a pitcher?
I need an IG setting that block AI generated crap and Sidney Sweeney pics and AI Sidney Sweeney crap
November 1, 2025 at 11:36 PM
I need an IG setting that block AI generated crap and Sidney Sweeney pics and AI Sidney Sweeney crap
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Elect a felon,
expect crimes.
expect crimes.
October 30, 2025 at 7:27 AM
Elect a felon,
expect crimes.
expect crimes.
It’s a me! Mario’s little ragazzo!
If you vote for me we can turn this town into the pope’s doma. Ma ma mia pizza!
If you vote for me we can turn this town into the pope’s doma. Ma ma mia pizza!
So here's Andrew Cuomo reacting to Maria Bartiromo wondering if Mamdani will "change the look of New York" and have Muslim women "completely covered up," telling her that Mamdani "doesn't understand New York culture" because he has "dual citizenship" and "he's a citizen of Uganda."
October 30, 2025 at 1:07 AM
It’s a me! Mario’s little ragazzo!
If you vote for me we can turn this town into the pope’s doma. Ma ma mia pizza!
If you vote for me we can turn this town into the pope’s doma. Ma ma mia pizza!
Sorry, since this is already the correct choice I’m going to advance 10 years and say 1999.
October 29, 2025 at 3:03 PM
Sorry, since this is already the correct choice I’m going to advance 10 years and say 1999.
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it's a good time to donate to your local food bank, babies! hearing everyone is getting absolutely cleaned out
October 28, 2025 at 6:26 PM
it's a good time to donate to your local food bank, babies! hearing everyone is getting absolutely cleaned out
I see you don’t care about Maduro’s crimes against humanity while you criticize the holy sacred super race nation. Whataboutism much?
October 28, 2025 at 6:15 PM
I see you don’t care about Maduro’s crimes against humanity while you criticize the holy sacred super race nation. Whataboutism much?
