@mustacorvidae.bsky.social
A collection of the things inside my head, light and dark.
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Luigi Mangione doing that lil snarl has had me in a chokehold for the past 2 weeks 🥵
Donald J. Trump is a pedophile. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER.
November 15, 2025 at 4:43 AM
Donald J. Trump is a pedophile. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER.
I really wanna do the most American thing ever and sue everyone who has made me suffer for a decade through their support. It’s crazy how some people have always known he was evil, huh??????
November 13, 2025 at 6:28 AM
I really wanna do the most American thing ever and sue everyone who has made me suffer for a decade through their support. It’s crazy how some people have always known he was evil, huh??????
Starlight, starbright. Hope that pedo dies tonight 🥰
November 13, 2025 at 6:22 AM
Starlight, starbright. Hope that pedo dies tonight 🥰
Luigi Mangione terrorism charges dropped
September 16, 2025 at 1:40 PM
Luigi Mangione terrorism charges dropped
DANNY DEVITO!! I LOVE YOUR WORK
August 18, 2025 at 3:41 AM
DANNY DEVITO!! I LOVE YOUR WORK
WHO taught trump the phrase “THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER!”?
You owe us compensation as well.
You owe us compensation as well.
August 18, 2025 at 3:40 AM
WHO taught trump the phrase “THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER!”?
You owe us compensation as well.
You owe us compensation as well.
“Open up this motherfucking pit!!!” I say while picking at my acne.
August 6, 2025 at 11:52 PM
“Open up this motherfucking pit!!!” I say while picking at my acne.
Imagine being the ugliest person in the world. Trump doesn’t have to.
June 12, 2025 at 4:30 AM
Imagine being the ugliest person in the world. Trump doesn’t have to.
Ferngully.
April 11, 2025 at 6:00 AM
Ferngully.
Shit, there’s probably a tariff on comments at this point…
April 8, 2025 at 2:55 AM
Shit, there’s probably a tariff on comments at this point…
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(seeing FBI agents sprinting in my direction as I'm being stabbed) Oh thank god I'm--(they run past me and tackle a guy who's flipping off a tesla)
March 19, 2025 at 1:41 AM
(seeing FBI agents sprinting in my direction as I'm being stabbed) Oh thank god I'm--(they run past me and tackle a guy who's flipping off a tesla)
Me, forcing my phone to uncapitalize the word ‘trump’:
“I have unlocked the highest level of disrespect”
“I have unlocked the highest level of disrespect”
March 12, 2025 at 4:05 AM
Me, forcing my phone to uncapitalize the word ‘trump’:
“I have unlocked the highest level of disrespect”
“I have unlocked the highest level of disrespect”
Turned to my bf to show him this. He rolled his eyes and no comment. He is so done w me laughing at every single jd edit that has ever existed 😂😂😂
March 12, 2025 at 4:02 AM
Turned to my bf to show him this. He rolled his eyes and no comment. He is so done w me laughing at every single jd edit that has ever existed 😂😂😂
Okay, I actually really want this. I miss this lil guy
March 5, 2025 at 12:08 AM
Okay, I actually really want this. I miss this lil guy
I doubt this is true but I sure hope it is…. Especially since they are claiming he “wanted to be watched”. Then I don’t even have to feel bad watching. I’m just doing what daddy Luigi wants 😤
#luigimangione
#luigimangione
March 4, 2025 at 12:51 PM
I doubt this is true but I sure hope it is…. Especially since they are claiming he “wanted to be watched”. Then I don’t even have to feel bad watching. I’m just doing what daddy Luigi wants 😤
#luigimangione
#luigimangione
I just read a news article that said Luigi Mangione made “20 highly-stylized & high quality sex tapes before assassination”
March 4, 2025 at 12:47 PM
I just read a news article that said Luigi Mangione made “20 highly-stylized & high quality sex tapes before assassination”
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We finally fixed illegal immigration (nobody wants to come here anymore)
March 2, 2025 at 2:27 AM
We finally fixed illegal immigration (nobody wants to come here anymore)
Blaming it on them I mean
March 2, 2025 at 2:37 PM
Blaming it on them I mean
😂😂 I like this better anyways
March 2, 2025 at 2:37 PM
😂😂 I like this better anyways
I had been getting weird calls pre DOGE but I think I’m gunna start blaming it on that instead cuz it’ll make me feel better 😂
March 1, 2025 at 5:55 PM
I had been getting weird calls pre DOGE but I think I’m gunna start blaming it on that instead cuz it’ll make me feel better 😂
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With a lot of work and life stuff on fire lately, my new coping mechanism is to go back and watch Kendrick Lamar's Super Bowl halftime show to remind myself that when things are rough....at least I'm not Drake.
February 27, 2025 at 4:15 PM
With a lot of work and life stuff on fire lately, my new coping mechanism is to go back and watch Kendrick Lamar's Super Bowl halftime show to remind myself that when things are rough....at least I'm not Drake.
This is so funny
February 27, 2025 at 2:33 PM
This is so funny
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Please reply with approx 5 bullets you say
February 22, 2025 at 10:11 PM
Please reply with approx 5 bullets you say
You know what, sure! I’m down for that too.
February 27, 2025 at 2:28 PM
You know what, sure! I’m down for that too.
February 27, 2025 at 2:27 PM