@mustacorvidae.bsky.social
A collection of the things inside my head, light and dark.
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Luigi Mangione doing that lil snarl has had me in a chokehold for the past 2 weeks 🥵
Donald J. Trump is a pedophile. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER.
November 15, 2025 at 4:43 AM
Donald J. Trump is a pedophile. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER.
I really wanna do the most American thing ever and sue everyone who has made me suffer for a decade through their support. It’s crazy how some people have always known he was evil, huh??????
November 13, 2025 at 6:28 AM
I really wanna do the most American thing ever and sue everyone who has made me suffer for a decade through their support. It’s crazy how some people have always known he was evil, huh??????
Starlight, starbright. Hope that pedo dies tonight 🥰
November 13, 2025 at 6:22 AM
Starlight, starbright. Hope that pedo dies tonight 🥰
Luigi Mangione terrorism charges dropped
September 16, 2025 at 1:40 PM
Luigi Mangione terrorism charges dropped
WHO taught trump the phrase “THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER!”?
You owe us compensation as well.
You owe us compensation as well.
August 18, 2025 at 3:40 AM
WHO taught trump the phrase “THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER!”?
You owe us compensation as well.
You owe us compensation as well.
“Open up this motherfucking pit!!!” I say while picking at my acne.
August 6, 2025 at 11:52 PM
“Open up this motherfucking pit!!!” I say while picking at my acne.
Imagine being the ugliest person in the world. Trump doesn’t have to.
June 12, 2025 at 4:30 AM
Imagine being the ugliest person in the world. Trump doesn’t have to.
Ferngully.
April 11, 2025 at 6:00 AM
Ferngully.
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(seeing FBI agents sprinting in my direction as I'm being stabbed) Oh thank god I'm--(they run past me and tackle a guy who's flipping off a tesla)
March 19, 2025 at 1:41 AM
(seeing FBI agents sprinting in my direction as I'm being stabbed) Oh thank god I'm--(they run past me and tackle a guy who's flipping off a tesla)
Me, forcing my phone to uncapitalize the word ‘trump’:
“I have unlocked the highest level of disrespect”
“I have unlocked the highest level of disrespect”
March 12, 2025 at 4:05 AM
Me, forcing my phone to uncapitalize the word ‘trump’:
“I have unlocked the highest level of disrespect”
“I have unlocked the highest level of disrespect”
Turned to my bf to show him this. He rolled his eyes and no comment. He is so done w me laughing at every single jd edit that has ever existed 😂😂😂
March 12, 2025 at 4:02 AM
Turned to my bf to show him this. He rolled his eyes and no comment. He is so done w me laughing at every single jd edit that has ever existed 😂😂😂
I just read a news article that said Luigi Mangione made “20 highly-stylized & high quality sex tapes before assassination”
March 4, 2025 at 12:47 PM
I just read a news article that said Luigi Mangione made “20 highly-stylized & high quality sex tapes before assassination”
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We finally fixed illegal immigration (nobody wants to come here anymore)
March 2, 2025 at 2:27 AM
We finally fixed illegal immigration (nobody wants to come here anymore)
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With a lot of work and life stuff on fire lately, my new coping mechanism is to go back and watch Kendrick Lamar's Super Bowl halftime show to remind myself that when things are rough....at least I'm not Drake.
February 27, 2025 at 4:15 PM
With a lot of work and life stuff on fire lately, my new coping mechanism is to go back and watch Kendrick Lamar's Super Bowl halftime show to remind myself that when things are rough....at least I'm not Drake.
This is so funny
February 27, 2025 at 2:33 PM
This is so funny
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Please reply with approx 5 bullets you say
February 22, 2025 at 10:11 PM
Please reply with approx 5 bullets you say
February 27, 2025 at 2:27 PM
I really really hope tomorrow is the day I wake up and his bitchass is finally dead
February 27, 2025 at 5:50 AM
I really really hope tomorrow is the day I wake up and his bitchass is finally dead
“I just put down a deposit on a Tesla! I’m so excited”
#shitmyrepublicancoworkersays
#shitmyrepublicancoworkersays
February 24, 2025 at 12:05 AM
“I just put down a deposit on a Tesla! I’m so excited”
#shitmyrepublicancoworkersays
#shitmyrepublicancoworkersays
This pic stopped me dead in my tracks. I will never emotionally recover from this.
February 23, 2025 at 6:22 AM
This pic stopped me dead in my tracks. I will never emotionally recover from this.
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‘accidents will happen’
February 22, 2025 at 5:16 AM
‘accidents will happen’
Well, well…. Looks like I’m back on my Luigi bullshit.
February 22, 2025 at 4:48 AM
Well, well…. Looks like I’m back on my Luigi bullshit.
Naughty Seth Cohen swag
February 21, 2025 at 8:49 PM
Naughty Seth Cohen swag
They got our mans in a bulletproof vest for today’s court hearing.
February 21, 2025 at 8:45 PM
They got our mans in a bulletproof vest for today’s court hearing.
Luigi Mangione @ court today
February 21, 2025 at 8:41 PM
Luigi Mangione @ court today