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Muselk
@muselk.bsky.social
I fight kangaroos and play games for a living. My pet spider timothy helps out... Director
Everytime someone follows me I come back to this app because I forget about it otherwise
November 29, 2024 at 12:13 AM
Forgot this app existed ngl
November 27, 2024 at 11:15 PM
I saw an outrageous amount of porn yesterday
November 26, 2024 at 2:16 PM
Anyone wanna go on a date with me, i’m single, rich and good at fortnite
November 26, 2024 at 11:52 AM
Just ate a plate of macaroni and 3 sandwiches as a late night snack and I’m still hungry.. what is wrong with me
November 25, 2024 at 10:33 PM
ALMOST 100 FOLLOWERS!!!!
November 25, 2024 at 1:12 PM
You can’t control the cards you have, but you can control the way you play them
November 25, 2024 at 11:53 AM
I wanna lick everything I see rn
November 24, 2024 at 8:17 AM

What should I wish for??
November 23, 2024 at 8:32 AM
Making macaroni rn anyone want some
November 22, 2024 at 9:23 PM
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i have to pee
November 22, 2024 at 8:02 AM
There is a sweat apocalypse going on
November 22, 2024 at 11:02 AM
Taking a piss rn
November 21, 2024 at 6:55 PM
Are planes just a really big species of bird for other birds
November 21, 2024 at 2:31 PM
Average representation of valorant players
November 21, 2024 at 2:05 PM
I will deliver any message to anyone for free, for example:

- Asking someone out
- Delivering very bad news
- More other very painful or stressful things

You don’t have to worry about it anymore, just hmu and I’ll take care of it for you 🙏
November 20, 2024 at 11:02 PM
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Cant help nibbling on you when I'm bored 😌
November 19, 2024 at 5:23 PM
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joel embiid is often out of shape and late for everything? he’s just like me fr
November 19, 2024 at 6:56 PM
If the president of china just forced all it’s citizens to plant 5 trees it would slow down global warming by so much
November 20, 2024 at 8:54 PM
Anyone else who needs to shit an abnormal amount of times lately to the point where it’s just unhealthy, I’m doing about 4 times a day now and it doesn’t seem right
November 20, 2024 at 12:43 PM
Anyone else ever just think that they could easily break the world record for walking on legos, just bite through the pain it’s not that hard
November 19, 2024 at 6:51 PM
Just won a game show on roblox, one of my proudest moments yet
November 19, 2024 at 3:28 PM
I know for a fact you can make cheese from butter and it would 100% bang
November 19, 2024 at 10:31 AM
Shit I almost forgot my creatine today
November 18, 2024 at 9:59 PM
I wanna fucking eat cake and watch movies all day without stress just sweating in my bed while falling asleep about 4 times and showering inbetween
November 18, 2024 at 8:39 PM