Paul Murphy
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Paul Murphy
@murphypr.bsky.social
· Nov 15
"Jugglers In The Mist"
Photograph of an original print (20”x16”) circa 1990.
#blackandwhitephotography
#Rochester
#rochestercastle
Photograph of an original print (20”x16”) circa 1990.
#blackandwhitephotography
#Rochester
#rochestercastle
Our game of Pictionary was *so* tedious I had to turn away. Oh well, Back to the drawing, bored!
#LunchPun #Humour #RateMyPun
#LunchPun #Humour #RateMyPun
July 7, 2025 at 10:59 AM
Our game of Pictionary was *so* tedious I had to turn away. Oh well, Back to the drawing, bored!
#LunchPun #Humour #RateMyPun
#LunchPun #Humour #RateMyPun
It's terrible; My sweet old grandmother insists on setting all her gossip to poetry. And to make natters verse…
#LunchPun #Humour #RateMyPun
#LunchPun #Humour #RateMyPun
June 12, 2025 at 11:01 AM
It's terrible; My sweet old grandmother insists on setting all her gossip to poetry. And to make natters verse…
#LunchPun #Humour #RateMyPun
#LunchPun #Humour #RateMyPun
As a classical musician, the most tedious instrument to play is the triangle... it's just one Ting after another.
#LunchPun #Humour #RateMyPun
#LunchPun #Humour #RateMyPun
June 11, 2025 at 11:09 AM
As a classical musician, the most tedious instrument to play is the triangle... it's just one Ting after another.
#LunchPun #Humour #RateMyPun
#LunchPun #Humour #RateMyPun
- I was on the London Underground with the New Zealand rugby team heading to a Star Wars themed fancy-dress party when they burst into their traditional ceremonial dance.
- Tube Haka?
- No, Han Solo; I'm not that hairy!
#LunchPun #Humour #RateMyPun
- Tube Haka?
- No, Han Solo; I'm not that hairy!
#LunchPun #Humour #RateMyPun
May 27, 2025 at 11:02 AM
- I was on the London Underground with the New Zealand rugby team heading to a Star Wars themed fancy-dress party when they burst into their traditional ceremonial dance.
- Tube Haka?
- No, Han Solo; I'm not that hairy!
#LunchPun #Humour #RateMyPun
- Tube Haka?
- No, Han Solo; I'm not that hairy!
#LunchPun #Humour #RateMyPun
- Venice isn't what it used to be. The canals are filthy, piazzas unkempt, stray animals sleeping on boats…
- Gondola dogs?
- Well, I wouldn't say it's deteriorated quite that far!
#LunchPun #Humour #RateMyPun
- Gondola dogs?
- Well, I wouldn't say it's deteriorated quite that far!
#LunchPun #Humour #RateMyPun
May 19, 2025 at 11:11 AM
- Venice isn't what it used to be. The canals are filthy, piazzas unkempt, stray animals sleeping on boats…
- Gondola dogs?
- Well, I wouldn't say it's deteriorated quite that far!
#LunchPun #Humour #RateMyPun
- Gondola dogs?
- Well, I wouldn't say it's deteriorated quite that far!
#LunchPun #Humour #RateMyPun
February 2, 2025 at 4:10 PM
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- Whilst on Safari our tour party was suddenly surrounded by a large group of angry, tusked beasts!
- Herd of Elephants?
- Of course I have, but these were definitely warthog!!!
#LunchPun #Humour #RateMyPun
- Herd of Elephants?
- Of course I have, but these were definitely warthog!!!
#LunchPun #Humour #RateMyPun
January 17, 2025 at 12:17 PM
- Whilst on Safari our tour party was suddenly surrounded by a large group of angry, tusked beasts!
- Herd of Elephants?
- Of course I have, but these were definitely warthog!!!
#LunchPun #Humour #RateMyPun
- Herd of Elephants?
- Of course I have, but these were definitely warthog!!!
#LunchPun #Humour #RateMyPun
A modern-day version of "Bugsy Malone" has been produced based upon the infamous "Krispy Kreme Cartel".
In the final climactic scene the cops burst into the factory all bun's glazing!
#LunchPun #Humour #RateMyPun
In the final climactic scene the cops burst into the factory all bun's glazing!
#LunchPun #Humour #RateMyPun
January 17, 2025 at 12:17 PM
A modern-day version of "Bugsy Malone" has been produced based upon the infamous "Krispy Kreme Cartel".
In the final climactic scene the cops burst into the factory all bun's glazing!
#LunchPun #Humour #RateMyPun
In the final climactic scene the cops burst into the factory all bun's glazing!
#LunchPun #Humour #RateMyPun
January 14, 2025 at 6:42 AM
First day on the job at the Pottery Factory and I fell asleep in the kiln. Needless to say I was Fired!
#LunchPun #Humour #RateMyPun
#LunchPun #Humour #RateMyPun
January 10, 2025 at 12:12 PM
First day on the job at the Pottery Factory and I fell asleep in the kiln. Needless to say I was Fired!
#LunchPun #Humour #RateMyPun
#LunchPun #Humour #RateMyPun
December 31, 2024 at 10:26 AM
"Generations-Old Sweet Chestnut Looks Positively Prehistoric!"
#ThickTrunkTuesday
#Trees
#Nature
#SweetChestnut
#ThickTrunkTuesday
#Trees
#Nature
#SweetChestnut
December 24, 2024 at 6:47 AM
"Generations-Old Sweet Chestnut Looks Positively Prehistoric!"
#ThickTrunkTuesday
#Trees
#Nature
#SweetChestnut
#ThickTrunkTuesday
#Trees
#Nature
#SweetChestnut
The dishes in this year's MasterChef series are becoming more and more surreal. We've had Grilled Earlobe, Roast Lips & Sautéed Nostril, yet, strangely, no one battered an eyelid!
#LunchPun #RateMyPun #Humour
#LunchPun #RateMyPun #Humour
December 20, 2024 at 1:24 PM
The dishes in this year's MasterChef series are becoming more and more surreal. We've had Grilled Earlobe, Roast Lips & Sautéed Nostril, yet, strangely, no one battered an eyelid!
#LunchPun #RateMyPun #Humour
#LunchPun #RateMyPun #Humour
When I remarked that he had 'Jug Ears'; my word, his face was a Pitcher!
#LunchPun #RateMyPun #Humour
#LunchPun #RateMyPun #Humour
December 19, 2024 at 12:03 PM
When I remarked that he had 'Jug Ears'; my word, his face was a Pitcher!
#LunchPun #RateMyPun #Humour
#LunchPun #RateMyPun #Humour
December 18, 2024 at 8:24 AM
December 17, 2024 at 7:17 AM
- With the sharp rise in equestrian related accidents Down Under they've set up a dedicated medical centre along the bridle path.
- Horse Trail E.R.?
- New Zealand I believe.
#LunchPun #Humour #RateMyPun
- Horse Trail E.R.?
- New Zealand I believe.
#LunchPun #Humour #RateMyPun
December 13, 2024 at 12:05 PM
- With the sharp rise in equestrian related accidents Down Under they've set up a dedicated medical centre along the bridle path.
- Horse Trail E.R.?
- New Zealand I believe.
#LunchPun #Humour #RateMyPun
- Horse Trail E.R.?
- New Zealand I believe.
#LunchPun #Humour #RateMyPun
December 13, 2024 at 7:54 AM
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December 12, 2024 at 12:00 PM
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