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Happy Partially Muscled Skeleton Day to all who celebrate. Be sure to let all your screams out and then disappear.
November 14, 2025 at 11:28 AM
Happy Partially Muscled Skeleton Day to all who celebrate. Be sure to let all your screams out and then disappear.
Dude in the work bathroom just let out the BIGGEST sigh
October 22, 2025 at 9:12 PM
Dude in the work bathroom just let out the BIGGEST sigh
Favorite sight on my walk yesterday
June 25, 2025 at 1:54 PM
Favorite sight on my walk yesterday
Some dude just biked straight at me shouting Tony Toledo then got mad that my didn’t hear him correctly through my earbuds
June 11, 2025 at 12:58 AM
Some dude just biked straight at me shouting Tony Toledo then got mad that my didn’t hear him correctly through my earbuds
Called into work on a Saturday after working until 2:00am? More likely than you think
May 17, 2025 at 5:26 PM
Called into work on a Saturday after working until 2:00am? More likely than you think
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Saw this and thought my oomfs' feeds could use this
May 11, 2025 at 1:46 PM
Saw this and thought my oomfs' feeds could use this
It went off again and now the sound is stuck in my heard so I keep thinking I’m hearing it somewhere else in the building
Whoever set off the fire alarm at 4am, your moms a hoe
May 7, 2025 at 9:26 AM
It went off again and now the sound is stuck in my heard so I keep thinking I’m hearing it somewhere else in the building
Whoever set off the fire alarm at 4am, your moms a hoe
May 7, 2025 at 8:59 AM
Whoever set off the fire alarm at 4am, your moms a hoe
Get in loser. We're posting lock screens. (She cycles)
May 1, 2025 at 11:19 PM
Get in loser. We're posting lock screens. (She cycles)
Alright who’s out there talking about me, I can’t stop sneezing
April 12, 2025 at 7:53 PM
Alright who’s out there talking about me, I can’t stop sneezing
Just heard a woman shout “I need a bomb ass bitch” as she walked by and honestly pop off
April 12, 2025 at 7:22 PM
Just heard a woman shout “I need a bomb ass bitch” as she walked by and honestly pop off
Both @goodkidband.bsky.social and @bearghostofficial.bsky.social doing great in my work music today 🙂↕️
April 11, 2025 at 4:40 PM
Both @goodkidband.bsky.social and @bearghostofficial.bsky.social doing great in my work music today 🙂↕️
Dang it he’s back 😮💨
April 8, 2025 at 12:25 PM
Dang it he’s back 😮💨
Starting the day off right by locking myself out of my work computer
April 1, 2025 at 1:36 PM
Starting the day off right by locking myself out of my work computer
I’ve been an adult for almost ten years. You’d think I’d be better at this
March 31, 2025 at 4:08 PM
I’ve been an adult for almost ten years. You’d think I’d be better at this
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Oddish taking a sippy
March 25, 2025 at 12:45 PM
Oddish taking a sippy
Crying In My Subaru
Small Fools · Crying In My Subaru · Song · 2023
open.spotify.com
March 20, 2025 at 5:57 PM
Spotify is giving me a ton of punk songs about gender and being trans this morning hell yeah
March 18, 2025 at 4:11 PM
Spotify is giving me a ton of punk songs about gender and being trans this morning hell yeah
These Instagram ads sure are hitting me hard for new dnd dice 👀
March 18, 2025 at 1:58 PM
These Instagram ads sure are hitting me hard for new dnd dice 👀
Was telling a coworker about my salicylic acid lotion and accidentally called it my salad lotion
March 18, 2025 at 1:32 PM
Was telling a coworker about my salicylic acid lotion and accidentally called it my salad lotion
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A go fund me has been established for the workers of This Is It, who were terminated when the bar closed unexpectedly last weekend. Donate if you can, consider sharing if you can’t.
Donate to #TEAMTITS: Support my team, organized by Darnell Watson
This Is It! unexpectedly closed it's doors on Sunday, March 9, 2025. During that time, I not… Darnell Watson needs your support for #TEAMTITS: Support my team
gofund.me
March 13, 2025 at 10:56 PM
A go fund me has been established for the workers of This Is It, who were terminated when the bar closed unexpectedly last weekend. Donate if you can, consider sharing if you can’t.
Annual hair dye day is next week 🥹
March 12, 2025 at 3:17 AM
Annual hair dye day is next week 🥹
Without downloading any new pics, describe your gender
March 9, 2025 at 6:05 PM
Without downloading any new pics, describe your gender
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Hey! We're the Minneapolis Cargo Bike Library.
This FREE lending library is a community-run partnership between @bikemn.bsky.social, @cyclehoop.bsky.social & the Lyndale Neighborhood Association.
Our goal is to expand access to cargo bikes across Minneapolis.
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This FREE lending library is a community-run partnership between @bikemn.bsky.social, @cyclehoop.bsky.social & the Lyndale Neighborhood Association.
Our goal is to expand access to cargo bikes across Minneapolis.
Learn more:
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Minneapolis Cargo Bike Library
Visit the post for more.
mplscargobikelibrary.com
March 8, 2025 at 2:34 PM
Hey! We're the Minneapolis Cargo Bike Library.
This FREE lending library is a community-run partnership between @bikemn.bsky.social, @cyclehoop.bsky.social & the Lyndale Neighborhood Association.
Our goal is to expand access to cargo bikes across Minneapolis.
Learn more:
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This FREE lending library is a community-run partnership between @bikemn.bsky.social, @cyclehoop.bsky.social & the Lyndale Neighborhood Association.
Our goal is to expand access to cargo bikes across Minneapolis.
Learn more:
1/3