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Multicrack Office Fixer Heathcliff
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Todays slow as shite, innit?

(Parody, no association to project moon)

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Aye...uh, my gorgeous office rep so kindly asked me to start posting on 'ere, so..expect me a good bit, aye?
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October 21, 2024 at 1:43 PM
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The way I have 72k on Twitter and 4k on BlueSky and my engagement is the same, if not better here 🧍‍♀️

That’s crazy…
October 21, 2024 at 9:36 AM
Its four arms to one cookie..sure you could win those odds, mate?
Like I said, I'm not just gonna let that happen
Uh..

Then ill getcha with my arms. Got plenty of those to use.
October 19, 2024 at 2:56 AM
Uh..

Then ill getcha with my arms. Got plenty of those to use.
You act like I'll just stand around and let it happen
One of the strongest cookies and yet the bloke is done from a single stomp 💀
October 18, 2024 at 8:11 PM
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October 18, 2024 at 1:53 PM
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October 18, 2024 at 5:16 PM
...thats debatebly worse, id say..

Hows about we sic the Shi on the bloke? Theyll make it painless.
its either that or we throw him into the licorice sea with 1 ton of sugar bricks ties to him
Bit harsh, innit? Maybe ive just gone a bit soft..but stoning aint exactly the best thing to do to a bloke, eh?
October 18, 2024 at 6:08 PM
One of the strongest cookies and yet the bloke is done from a single stomp 💀
On everyone's soul , I'm one of the strongest cookies.
October 18, 2024 at 6:03 PM
Bit harsh, innit? Maybe ive just gone a bit soft..but stoning aint exactly the best thing to do to a bloke, eh?
I command everyone to throw stones at him
THAT ' S A THIRD POINT - YOU ' RE A COOKIE . I ' M NOT TAKING A COOKIE SERIOUSLY .
October 18, 2024 at 6:02 PM
How rent stays paid in the Multicrack Office 🤑
October 18, 2024 at 5:46 PM
Quite fond of this critter
October 17, 2024 at 10:03 PM
This La Manchaland place aint shite.
October 17, 2024 at 5:46 AM
The shite.
I am parody bluesky

And welcome to my domain

I know most of you come from parody Twitter
But dont worry you will be treated better here

I will keep you safe
October 17, 2024 at 3:31 AM
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October 17, 2024 at 2:37 AM
Woah, lad, slow it..

What place are ya on about? Been to some..rather peculiar spot myself..and this Haruko bloke, somethin' wrong about him? Need a good clobberin'?
October 17, 2024 at 1:58 AM
Oi...is. Aint no bloody shot thats the actual Sun.
‘ Hello everyone ! ‘
October 17, 2024 at 1:17 AM
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PARODY MUSES AND ROLEPLAYING MUSES!

MAKE YOURSELVES KNOWN. RAGHHH!!!!!

#MVRP #Parodybluesky #RPBSK #PARODYBSK #PARODYBS
October 17, 2024 at 1:01 AM
How it feels being the only member of the Wuthering Park on bluesky
October 17, 2024 at 1:15 AM
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rt for lost twitterians
October 16, 2024 at 11:14 PM
Think its called Bluesky, lad. Pretty od name, innit? The sky..dont think ive ever seen it blue.
Where am I now..?
October 17, 2024 at 12:07 AM
Aye...uh, my gorgeous office rep so kindly asked me to start posting on 'ere, so..expect me a good bit, aye?
October 16, 2024 at 11:20 PM