Jaret A. Sweet (enjoys food)
@muhhuh.bsky.social
Living the life of an alien from another planet. Nanoo, nanoo.
Dick Van Dyke and Mel Brooks outlived George Foreman.
March 22, 2025 at 3:43 PM
Dick Van Dyke and Mel Brooks outlived George Foreman.
Looks like a group of patriots were taking a guided tour of a Tesla dealership in Las Vegas today.
March 18, 2025 at 11:25 PM
Looks like a group of patriots were taking a guided tour of a Tesla dealership in Las Vegas today.
Getting the Benzo ready for the season. Fixed a transmission leak, welded the exhaust, and got the heat working. I love this car, but I think I might sell it this year.
March 16, 2025 at 7:44 PM
Getting the Benzo ready for the season. Fixed a transmission leak, welded the exhaust, and got the heat working. I love this car, but I think I might sell it this year.
The dog thinks time change is stupid.
Me too, buddy.
Me too, buddy.
March 10, 2025 at 9:07 AM
The dog thinks time change is stupid.
Me too, buddy.
Me too, buddy.
Getting the summer fleet ready for the road this weekend. Two done, five to go.
March 10, 2025 at 12:25 AM
Getting the summer fleet ready for the road this weekend. Two done, five to go.
Hey, but at least trans people can’t take a shit where they want 🤷🏿♀️
March 8, 2025 at 12:23 PM
Hey, but at least trans people can’t take a shit where they want 🤷🏿♀️
I was wondering why people were wandering around with shit on their foreheads today, then realized that it’s Ash Wednesday, a holiday where people walk around with shit on their foreheads for some reason.
March 5, 2025 at 6:21 PM
I was wondering why people were wandering around with shit on their foreheads today, then realized that it’s Ash Wednesday, a holiday where people walk around with shit on their foreheads for some reason.
Congratulations to all of the MAGA cultists who brought on 25% higher car prices that’ll never go back down.
March 4, 2025 at 10:53 AM
Congratulations to all of the MAGA cultists who brought on 25% higher car prices that’ll never go back down.
That Trump economy is looking good on the ‘ole Roth today 🥳 📉
March 3, 2025 at 9:03 PM
That Trump economy is looking good on the ‘ole Roth today 🥳 📉
Air fryers are the best god damn thing ever created.
March 1, 2025 at 9:32 PM
Air fryers are the best god damn thing ever created.
Dick Van Dyke and Mel Brooks outlived Gene Hackman.
February 27, 2025 at 9:55 AM
Dick Van Dyke and Mel Brooks outlived Gene Hackman.
Unsolicited orange kitty pic
February 25, 2025 at 9:37 PM
Unsolicited orange kitty pic
Dick Van Dyke and Mel Brooks outlived Roberta Flack
February 24, 2025 at 3:39 PM
Dick Van Dyke and Mel Brooks outlived Roberta Flack
Pro tip: if she shares a photo of a clean kitchen and says “kitchen all clean” the kitchen is usually a nightmare.
February 22, 2025 at 12:08 AM
Pro tip: if she shares a photo of a clean kitchen and says “kitchen all clean” the kitchen is usually a nightmare.
Traded in the Tesla week before last.
Today I took the wall charger down so it can be sold. No more Musk in our house at this point since the Starlink is also cancelled.
Actions speak louder. Don’t support a fascist regime.
Today I took the wall charger down so it can be sold. No more Musk in our house at this point since the Starlink is also cancelled.
Actions speak louder. Don’t support a fascist regime.
February 19, 2025 at 11:41 PM
Traded in the Tesla week before last.
Today I took the wall charger down so it can be sold. No more Musk in our house at this point since the Starlink is also cancelled.
Actions speak louder. Don’t support a fascist regime.
Today I took the wall charger down so it can be sold. No more Musk in our house at this point since the Starlink is also cancelled.
Actions speak louder. Don’t support a fascist regime.
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When someone says that they don’t have a problem with someone who is black, white, brown, purple, red, or pink, you know you’re about to hear some racist shit.
February 17, 2025 at 4:40 PM
When someone says that they don’t have a problem with someone who is black, white, brown, purple, red, or pink, you know you’re about to hear some racist shit.
First day back to work after a week off. I don’t really want to go back. Why do we live in a capitalist hellscape?
February 17, 2025 at 10:53 AM
First day back to work after a week off. I don’t really want to go back. Why do we live in a capitalist hellscape?
And prices go up
February 15, 2025 at 2:58 PM
And prices go up
Egg prices just increased. Just saying.
February 14, 2025 at 12:56 PM
Egg prices just increased. Just saying.
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Mom made me valentines cookies. Best day ever ❤️❤️
February 13, 2025 at 12:43 AM
Mom made me valentines cookies. Best day ever ❤️❤️
You know you grew up in a poor family when you feel compelled to tell others to not flush the toilet because you need to use it next.
February 11, 2025 at 10:06 PM
You know you grew up in a poor family when you feel compelled to tell others to not flush the toilet because you need to use it next.
I really needed this. Holy fuck.
February 10, 2025 at 3:20 PM
I really needed this. Holy fuck.
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You can’t polish a turd, but you can autotune a fart.
February 9, 2025 at 10:48 AM
You can’t polish a turd, but you can autotune a fart.