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knuckle deep in bar snacks
Ever unlock a vivid sense memory?

That's how I felt when my mom gave me a glass of iced orange juice mixed with soda water.

"You liked this as a kid," she commented.

I was transported back to sick days at the infirmary at the boarding school where she used to work.

Oh, and it was delicious.
July 1, 2025 at 4:01 PM
Me: I need to pick which book to read next
Wife: Fiction or nonfiction?
Me: Nonfiction
Wife (unserious): A History of Butts
Me: …I think I have that book, actually…

(And I do!)
April 9, 2025 at 10:37 PM
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🎶She wore blue velvet, and her date was Laura Dern🎶 #oscars
March 3, 2025 at 1:47 AM
Why are dudes always just sitting on gym equipment on their phones just taking up space??
February 22, 2025 at 6:29 PM
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The rotunda really is beautiful, I can see why all the insurrectionists took selfies.
January 20, 2025 at 4:49 PM
Was taking a shit as the swearing in happened. I can only hope that’s a symbol of something to come
January 20, 2025 at 5:13 PM
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Me facing 2025
December 22, 2024 at 10:16 PM
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December 22, 2024 at 11:35 PM
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people who use goodreads: jeff bezos owns goodreads and if you want a better alternative there is a black woman owned company called storygraph that you can use to replace it. you can transfer all of your data from goodreads to storygraph and have your mind be free of trumpie jeff bezos! win win. 💙
November 13, 2024 at 5:24 PM
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November 13, 2024 at 9:20 PM
Playing Scrabble with my mom last night and had the opportunity to play the word “fister” and had to seriously consider whether that was a definition I wanted to give
March 9, 2024 at 1:36 PM
I really think Berenstain Bears jumped the shark when they added Baby Bear
February 15, 2024 at 5:23 AM
Oatmeal Raisin Crisp, anyone?
January 19, 2024 at 2:03 AM
Tried to buy a DVD copy of A Clockwork Orange (for a Christmas gift) and instead was sent My Hope America with Billy Graham

This will sharpen me up and make me ready for a bit of the old ultraviolence
December 12, 2023 at 1:01 AM