Matt
@mtonak.bsky.social
@jodiwilldare.bsky.social
Spotify DJ: “Matt, this next song by Our Lady Peace fits your vibe.”
*Music starts playing*
Link: “What’s the name of this song?”
Me: “It’s called *Clumsy*.”
Link: “That should be your theme song.”
The next song that played was by The Strokes.
Spotify DJ: “Matt, this next song by Our Lady Peace fits your vibe.”
*Music starts playing*
Link: “What’s the name of this song?”
Me: “It’s called *Clumsy*.”
Link: “That should be your theme song.”
The next song that played was by The Strokes.
November 1, 2025 at 4:11 PM
@jodiwilldare.bsky.social
Spotify DJ: “Matt, this next song by Our Lady Peace fits your vibe.”
*Music starts playing*
Link: “What’s the name of this song?”
Me: “It’s called *Clumsy*.”
Link: “That should be your theme song.”
The next song that played was by The Strokes.
Spotify DJ: “Matt, this next song by Our Lady Peace fits your vibe.”
*Music starts playing*
Link: “What’s the name of this song?”
Me: “It’s called *Clumsy*.”
Link: “That should be your theme song.”
The next song that played was by The Strokes.
Reposted by Matt
Working on a presentation about Impostor Syndrome but I’m worried the audience will realize I don’t actually know the subject very well.
October 23, 2025 at 10:31 PM
Working on a presentation about Impostor Syndrome but I’m worried the audience will realize I don’t actually know the subject very well.
I was standing in the aisle of Target with a can of beans in each hand—one regular and the other low sodium—trying to determine which to use in my chili, when two teenagers walked by. It was at that very moment that I realized that I am an old man.
October 20, 2025 at 2:29 AM
I was standing in the aisle of Target with a can of beans in each hand—one regular and the other low sodium—trying to determine which to use in my chili, when two teenagers walked by. It was at that very moment that I realized that I am an old man.
@nscottg.bsky.social I got got home from TRON:Ares. Have you seen it yet?
My memory is fuzzy, but I think we started following each other on Twitter back when TRON: Legacy came out.
My memory is fuzzy, but I think we started following each other on Twitter back when TRON: Legacy came out.
October 12, 2025 at 10:17 PM
@nscottg.bsky.social I got got home from TRON:Ares. Have you seen it yet?
My memory is fuzzy, but I think we started following each other on Twitter back when TRON: Legacy came out.
My memory is fuzzy, but I think we started following each other on Twitter back when TRON: Legacy came out.
Mmmmmmm….. shadow pretzel 🤤
July 9, 2025 at 2:17 PM
Mmmmmmm….. shadow pretzel 🤤
