M The Ambassador
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You ever think during the ban on homosexuals in the military, a recruiter went "And your boyfriend's name?" to catch someone.
Recruiter: And your boyfriend's name?
Recruit: Carlos
Recruiter:🤨
Recruit: wait I thought you said best friend!
Recruiter: Navy is next door.
Recruiter: And your boyfriend's name?
Recruit: Carlos
Recruiter:🤨
Recruit: wait I thought you said best friend!
Recruiter: Navy is next door.
December 8, 2025 at 12:44 PM
You ever think during the ban on homosexuals in the military, a recruiter went "And your boyfriend's name?" to catch someone.
Recruiter: And your boyfriend's name?
Recruit: Carlos
Recruiter:🤨
Recruit: wait I thought you said best friend!
Recruiter: Navy is next door.
Recruiter: And your boyfriend's name?
Recruit: Carlos
Recruiter:🤨
Recruit: wait I thought you said best friend!
Recruiter: Navy is next door.
I mean...how long did they think this was going to work? Even if it is remote, they will still notice if the work isn't consistent. Great on this studio for doing this.
based as fuck
this should just be standard practice at every entertainment studio at this point
this should just be standard practice at every entertainment studio at this point
December 6, 2025 at 2:13 AM
I mean...how long did they think this was going to work? Even if it is remote, they will still notice if the work isn't consistent. Great on this studio for doing this.
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Was at a potluck and ate so much pasta that I feel like I vored someone.
December 5, 2025 at 11:34 PM
Was at a potluck and ate so much pasta that I feel like I vored someone.
I am getting way too much use put of this clip
December 5, 2025 at 6:19 PM
I am getting way too much use put of this clip
Bruh wtf? That's cool as hell.
December 5, 2025 at 11:50 AM
Bruh wtf? That's cool as hell.
I never get pissed off when I lose at fortnite.
I never get pissed off when I lose at tf2.
I turn into Frank when I lose at Marvel Rivals.
#fortnite
#tf2
#marvelrivals
#gamerrage
I never get pissed off when I lose at tf2.
I turn into Frank when I lose at Marvel Rivals.
#fortnite
#tf2
#marvelrivals
#gamerrage
December 4, 2025 at 7:56 PM
I never get pissed off when I lose at fortnite.
I never get pissed off when I lose at tf2.
I turn into Frank when I lose at Marvel Rivals.
#fortnite
#tf2
#marvelrivals
#gamerrage
I never get pissed off when I lose at tf2.
I turn into Frank when I lose at Marvel Rivals.
#fortnite
#tf2
#marvelrivals
#gamerrage
Do you think wanted to fuck Venom is a prerequisite to being a cosmetic designer for the character?
#marvelrivals
#Venom
#marvelrivals
#Venom
December 3, 2025 at 8:30 PM
Do you think wanted to fuck Venom is a prerequisite to being a cosmetic designer for the character?
#marvelrivals
#Venom
#marvelrivals
#Venom
Is it bad that the horse girls might finally make me watch football and get into the Broncos? I mean pictured below is a compelling argument
December 3, 2025 at 5:52 PM
Is it bad that the horse girls might finally make me watch football and get into the Broncos? I mean pictured below is a compelling argument
I decided give twitter a try again and on the for you page, I got a quote tweet being antisemitic about an Islamophobic post about an Ai video where a guy's arm dissappears while arguing with a Muslim about grilling pork.
I don't know what I expected.
I don't know what I expected.
December 3, 2025 at 5:51 AM
I decided give twitter a try again and on the for you page, I got a quote tweet being antisemitic about an Islamophobic post about an Ai video where a guy's arm dissappears while arguing with a Muslim about grilling pork.
I don't know what I expected.
I don't know what I expected.
I recently tried to give streaming more of a chance this year and I think it has gone well. Loved every second on Twitch. I hope to be more consistent in 2026.
#twitch
#twitchrecap
#twitchrecap2025
#twitch
#twitchrecap
#twitchrecap2025
December 3, 2025 at 1:28 AM
I recently tried to give streaming more of a chance this year and I think it has gone well. Loved every second on Twitch. I hope to be more consistent in 2026.
#twitch
#twitchrecap
#twitchrecap2025
#twitch
#twitchrecap
#twitchrecap2025
Was at this pizza arcade place. They had a play-till-win claw machine. I saw a plush capybara. The plush was just out of reach of the claw. I picked up a purple lizard thing. Gave it to a kid. Bruh I wanted the capybara.
November 29, 2025 at 3:27 AM
Was at this pizza arcade place. They had a play-till-win claw machine. I saw a plush capybara. The plush was just out of reach of the claw. I picked up a purple lizard thing. Gave it to a kid. Bruh I wanted the capybara.
Yo. I was at Dollar tree looking for some stuff to get for Christmas and I found Truth of the Divine for like $1.50.
Frickin sweet.
Frickin sweet.
November 28, 2025 at 10:04 PM
Yo. I was at Dollar tree looking for some stuff to get for Christmas and I found Truth of the Divine for like $1.50.
Frickin sweet.
Frickin sweet.
I kind of doubt the same doctors are rejecting you and providing healthcare to Trans youth. Adult fertility and adolescent development are usually different professions. This is like complaining someone is getting heart surgery while you wanted angina meds.
It's very simple: you struggled to access your bodily autonomy, and eventually got it, and trans people did the same. Now you're using the arguments that were used to harm you, to harm others. That last part I cannot make sense of.
November 28, 2025 at 5:46 PM
I kind of doubt the same doctors are rejecting you and providing healthcare to Trans youth. Adult fertility and adolescent development are usually different professions. This is like complaining someone is getting heart surgery while you wanted angina meds.
What kind of blackmail do you think the Lynxleys' had on Winddancer? Was he on Leopstein's island?
November 28, 2025 at 2:51 AM
What kind of blackmail do you think the Lynxleys' had on Winddancer? Was he on Leopstein's island?
HAPPY THOTSGIVING 💦🦃🦃🦃🍴👅👅 TURKEY ISNT THE ONLY THING GETTING STUFFED 👌🏻👈🏻👅😩😩😩 YOURE ONE OF MY FAVORITE HOES 👭🍑💦❤️ ❤️IM SO THANKFUL TO HAVE A FILTHY SLUT LIKE U IN MY LIFE 🍆💦💦💦🍂 🍂🍂SEND THIS TO 🔟 OF THE NASTIEST 👄💃🏽 PILGRIMS YOU KNOW 🦃🦃😩😩😏😏 IF U GET THREE BACK THEN U REALLY A HOE 👌🏼👌
November 27, 2025 at 6:38 PM
HAPPY THOTSGIVING 💦🦃🦃🦃🍴👅👅 TURKEY ISNT THE ONLY THING GETTING STUFFED 👌🏻👈🏻👅😩😩😩 YOURE ONE OF MY FAVORITE HOES 👭🍑💦❤️ ❤️IM SO THANKFUL TO HAVE A FILTHY SLUT LIKE U IN MY LIFE 🍆💦💦💦🍂 🍂🍂SEND THIS TO 🔟 OF THE NASTIEST 👄💃🏽 PILGRIMS YOU KNOW 🦃🦃😩😩😏😏 IF U GET THREE BACK THEN U REALLY A HOE 👌🏼👌
What in God's blazes are you babbling on about?
who actually likes electricity? raise your hand. haha, i see a joker back there. but ask yourself: how many times do you turn on the light in morning, just for fun? what about the afternoon. never, right? and why are you staying up so late? our forefathers tucked themselves in at 6pm like god inten—
November 27, 2025 at 1:25 PM
What in God's blazes are you babbling on about?
One of these days I am going to see some artwork and be like "Good, Good. Now draw them sodomizing each other." I am too much of a yellowbellied coward to do so.
November 26, 2025 at 2:14 AM
One of these days I am going to see some artwork and be like "Good, Good. Now draw them sodomizing each other." I am too much of a yellowbellied coward to do so.
Oh no! The sheep aren't mindlessly consuming! Think of the investors! 😢😢😢
![An article with the headline "[US people] are holding onto devices longer than ever and it's costing the economy".](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:jye22xkea3jqsabskhfec347/bafkreigunh6t53vvgp2sewo2fsy4xttrwgy3zrdwplje7j2qjop5jdeyxy@jpeg)
November 25, 2025 at 4:43 PM
Oh no! The sheep aren't mindlessly consuming! Think of the investors! 😢😢😢
Watching Hazbin Hotel and it has had more consistently great musical moments than Wicked: For Good.
November 25, 2025 at 1:06 AM
Watching Hazbin Hotel and it has had more consistently great musical moments than Wicked: For Good.
God I hate the scarecrow design in Wicked: For Good. I want to punch this dude in the face. The crows didn't go far enough.
November 24, 2025 at 8:19 PM
God I hate the scarecrow design in Wicked: For Good. I want to punch this dude in the face. The crows didn't go far enough.
How surprised do you think Dorothy was to see black and queer people? She did live in 1930s Kansas.
November 24, 2025 at 8:15 PM
How surprised do you think Dorothy was to see black and queer people? She did live in 1930s Kansas.