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Michael Subjack
@msubjack.bsky.social
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Writer, fan of Halloween (the holiday and the movie).

You can find some of my work here:

https://linktr.ee/msubjack
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Michael Subjack @msubjack.bsky.social · Aug 10
A little over a year ago, I met a woman and felt an instant connection.

Seven months later, she was berating me in the most bizarre and traumatic public meltdown I've ever witnessed.

Here's the whole story:

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The Only Good Man is My Father
It began on June 24th, 2024.
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Bad movie, good movie, this is always the best. Until the next one!
#thelastdrivein @darcythemailgirl.bsky.social
January 10, 2026 at 6:35 AM
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January 10, 2026 at 6:26 AM
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Young Luis Guzman!
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January 10, 2026 at 5:34 AM
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Red?! #thelastdrivein @darcythemailgirl.bsky.social
January 10, 2026 at 5:28 AM
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You might think that scared the shit out of that kid, but joke's on you, she had already pooped her pants!
#thelastdrivein. @darcythemailgirl.bsky.social
January 10, 2026 at 5:20 AM
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You know, I'm starting to think this movie might not be very good.
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January 10, 2026 at 5:18 AM
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Do you think he's down there?
#thelastdrivein @darcythemailgirl.bsky.social
January 10, 2026 at 5:16 AM
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Ketchup-covered Dick.
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January 10, 2026 at 5:07 AM
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More dicks than an Entourage convention.
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January 10, 2026 at 5:05 AM
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What is that? Clearly, it's Dick.
#thelastdrivein @darcythemailgirl.bsky.social
January 10, 2026 at 5:04 AM
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I can't decide if the one character looks more like Lauren Ambrose or Adventures in Babysitting-era Anthony Rapp.
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January 10, 2026 at 4:57 AM
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Kill her!
#thelastdrivein @darcythemailgirl.bsky.social
January 10, 2026 at 4:55 AM
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This is several notches below the dubbing in those old Godzilla movies.
#thelastdrivein @darcythemailgirl.bsky.social
January 10, 2026 at 4:54 AM
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Can the camera make up its fucking mind already?
#thelastdrivein @darcythemailgirl.bsky.social
January 10, 2026 at 4:49 AM
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Cosplaying as The Beastie Boys in Sabotage.
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a man with a beard is sitting in a car with the door open
ALT: a man with a beard is sitting in a car with the door open
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January 10, 2026 at 3:55 AM
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He's fine.
#thelastdrivein @darcythemailgirl.bsky.social
January 10, 2026 at 3:53 AM
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To be fair to that family, I don't have ten thousand to spare, either.
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January 10, 2026 at 2:46 AM
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Pretty trippy take on Forrest Gump.
#thelastdrivein @darcythemailgirl.bsky.social
January 10, 2026 at 2:36 AM
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a man wearing a schitts creek shirt smiles
ALT: a man wearing a schitts creek shirt smiles
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January 10, 2026 at 2:26 AM
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"You stink of booze and cigarettes! Who do you think you are? Your father?"
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January 10, 2026 at 2:23 AM
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These two got lost on their way to a John Waters film.
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January 10, 2026 at 2:19 AM
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Young Bruno Kirby and friend out for a smoke and a stroll.
#thelastdrivein @darcythemailgirl.bsky.social
January 10, 2026 at 2:18 AM
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Well, you're not going to save on your insurance doing stuff like that!
#thelastdrivein @darcythemailgirl.bsky.social
January 10, 2026 at 2:16 AM
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Hollis will return in Avengers: Doomsday
January 6, 2026 at 11:50 PM
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What does a yellow light mean?
December 28, 2025 at 10:12 PM