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MSchulz Cartoons @mschulzcartoons.bsky.social · Aug 14
Created a new website where I will post my toons. It’s a very basic site for now, but planning to develop it over time: ability to order prints, maybe some interviews and such with cartoonists. Who knows! Send me ideas if you have any. 😌 mschulzcartoons.com
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#cartoon #comic #humor #spiritual
You’re right — “while speaking” is clearer and more direct. Here’s the revised version: This is a black and white single-panel cartoon by M. Schulz. A transparent ghost sits on a chair at a round table, leaning forward with its mouth open while speaking and one arm raised in a gesturing motion. Across from the ghost, a woman with curly hair and a ruffled-collar blouse sits back in her chair with one arm resting on the table and the other draped over the chair’s back. The caption at the bottom reads: “No, but I’m spiritual.”
November 19, 2025 at 12:49 AM
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#cartoon #comic #humor #cowboys
This is a black and white single-panel cartoon signed by M. Schulz. Two cowboys on horseback face each other on a dirt road in a small frontier-style town with mountains and trees in the background. Both wear wide-brimmed hats and vests, and their horses stand close together. Behind them is a wooden storefront with saloon-style doors and a large sign reading “37.85 Litre Hats.” The caption at the bottom reads: “I reckon we’ve crossed into Canada.”
November 18, 2025 at 1:36 PM
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#cartoon #comic #humor #email
This is a black and white single-panel cartoon by M. Schulz. A stone wishing well with a shingled roof stands at the center, its crank handle extended on the left and a rope hanging down into the well. On the ground to the right of the well is an open laptop, angled slightly upward. The caption at the bottom reads: “I hope this email finds you well.”
November 17, 2025 at 1:10 PM
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#cartoon #comic #comicsky #humor #plants
This is a black and white single-panel cartoon by M. Schulz. The living room is cluttered with scattered soil, wilted and dead houseplants on shelves, a counter, and the floor, while one large plant on the counter appears full and healthy. A sofa sits in the background, and a hanging planter is positioned near the window. A man wearing a bathrobe, T-shirt, patterned boxer shorts, and slippers stands facing the healthy plant, pointing a handgun toward it. The caption at the bottom reads: “Who do you work for?”
November 16, 2025 at 7:34 PM
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#cartoon #comic #humor #sunday
This is a color single-panel cartoon by M. Schulz. It shows a sandy beach with a single line of footprints beginning in the foreground and continuing toward distant low hills bordered by green vegetation beneath a bright blue sky. Soft waves in blended shades of blue and purple run along the left side of the shoreline. The caption at the bottom reads: “Child, the times when you saw only one set of footprints is when I peaced out ’cuz I thought you bitches were gonna nuke each other.”
November 16, 2025 at 1:12 PM
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Just wrote to @lindabrosenthal.bsky.social & @bradhoylmansigal.bsky.social about NY’s 1830s law that makes new LLCs publish 6 wks of notices in 2 newspapers 🧐 costing up to $2K in Manhattan. Bills A3546 & S6483 would move it to a public record at the Dept of State instead. Feels good. Yay civics! 🗽
November 16, 2025 at 3:24 AM
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#cartoon #comic #comicsky #humor #kids
This is a black and white single-panel cartoon by M. Schulz. On the left, a boy with spiky hair wearing overalls stands with one hand on his hip and the other arm slightly raised with his hand held out. On the right, a girl with pigtails in a ruffled top and short skirt stands in the same pose, one hand on her hip and the other arm slightly raised with her hand out. In the center, a boy in a T-shirt and pants also stands with one hand on his hip and the other arm slightly raised with his hand out, his eyes closed and mouth open as he speaks. The caption at the bottom reads: “Well, I’m a little Breville Barista Pro. Here is my steam wand and here is my price tag.”
November 15, 2025 at 6:47 PM
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#cartoon #comic #humor #aliens
This is a black and white single-panel cartoon by M. Schulz. At a long table draped with a cloth, four human officials in uniforms and suits sit behind microphones, with a tall alien standing at a podium bearing an emblem resembling the United Nations symbol. The alien has multiple eyestalks, several arms, and a wide, toothy grin. In the foreground, another alien with drooping facial features, a rounded body, and long, segmented legs sits on the edge of the stage near a large television camera. A banner along the front of the stage reads “WELCOME.” The caption at the bottom reads: “Woo-ee! I just flew in from Kepler-442b, and boy, are my xenovortic membranes tired!”
November 15, 2025 at 12:30 PM
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Fox News is VERY upset with politicians who make unrealistic promises
November 12, 2025 at 6:59 PM
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#cartoon #comic #humor #regrets
This is a black and white single-panel cartoon by M. Schulz. A person lies in a hospital bed, appearing weak and hooked up to an IV. Several family members stand or sit around the bed, including an adult holding a child’s hand, another person sitting on a stool, and two more standing nearby, all watching the patient. The caption at the bottom reads: “Children, my only regret is never finding that one perfect drawer organizer for the silverware.”
November 9, 2025 at 10:01 PM
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Seen in my lobby. I will forever have a gay NYU freshman’s sense of humor. 😌 I would have worn this as a T-shirt to Roxy.
November 9, 2025 at 2:09 PM
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#cartoon #comic #humor #love #dating
This is a black and white single-panel cartoon signed by M. Schulz. The drawing shows a crumpled piece of lined notebook paper with doodles of red hearts at the top. The handwritten note on the paper reads: “YOU’RE CUTE Did I happen to meet you 10 to 12 months after a serious relationship or like, 4 months into a fling you are sorta over anyway???” At the bottom of the note are two checkboxes labeled “YES” and “NO.”
November 8, 2025 at 3:10 PM
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#cartoon #comic #humor #doctor
This is a black and white single-panel cartoon by M. Schulz. A patient sits on an examination table in a medical office, wearing a hospital gown. On the wall behind him are typical medical instruments, including a blood pressure gauge, otoscope, and thermometer. A duck wearing a doctor’s white coat and a head mirror stands in the doorway with wings raised in a halting gesture. The caption at the bottom reads: “Before you even ask: Yes. I have heard it before.”
November 8, 2025 at 2:32 AM
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#cartoon #comic #humor #coffee
This is a black and white single-panel cartoon by M. Schulz. A person is seated at a laptop participating in a video call with four participants visible on the screen. Three of the participants are people with surprised or puzzled expressions, while the fourth square shows an image of a to-go coffee cup with a mustache and dark eye sockets in place of a face. The caption at the bottom reads: “THERE IS NO JASON, ONLY LATTE.”
November 7, 2025 at 12:34 PM
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#cartoon #comic #humor #nuts
This is a captionless black and white single-panel cartoon by M. Schulz. A group of squirrels gathers at the base of a large tree where two rectangular boards hang from the branches. Each board lists rows of letter codes that all resemble variations of the word “nuts,” each followed by sets of numbers. One squirrel sits in a hollow in the tree above a small bell, while several others on the ground hold papers and look upward, some gesturing animatedly toward the boards.
November 5, 2025 at 12:39 PM
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#cartoon #comic #humor #fall
This is a black and white single-panel cartoon by M. Schulz. In the foreground, a man with a worried expression holds a phone to his ear. Behind him, a woman dressed in a plaid shirt and cap is enthusiastically hanging a garland of autumn leaves above a lit fireplace. The room is filled with fall decorations, including pumpkins, a small scarecrow, corn stalks, and a window decal of a witch on a broomstick. The caption at the bottom reads: “…the Fall is coming from inside the house.”
November 2, 2025 at 6:55 PM
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I voted early today. If you’re able to, it can make Election Day a little easier. Either way — just make a plan to vote. You can look up your polling place here: www.vote.org/polling-plac...
A square digital sticker with a circular design. The top half shows a stylized American flag in shades of blue. The bottom half has bold white text on a blue background that reads “I VOTED EARLY.” The circle is outlined with lighter and darker blue rings. The overall color palette is blue, evoking a civic and pro-democracy tone.
November 1, 2025 at 6:01 PM
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Something different today.
#art #digitalart #abstraction #lifelately
November 1, 2025 at 4:27 PM
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#cartoon #comic #humor #halloween #Nov1
This is a captionless black and white single-panel cartoon by M. Schulz. Several carved pumpkins wearing sunglasses are sitting on the steps of a front stoop. Each pumpkin has a cup beside it, and most appear to be slouching or looking unwell. Some of the pumpkins have spilled seeds around them, and one near the bottom of the steps looks especially disheveled.
November 1, 2025 at 1:57 PM
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Happy Halloween
#cartoon #comic #humor #costume
This is a black and white single-panel cartoon by M. Schulz. The scene shows a party with several ghostly figures dressed in Halloween costumes, their transparent forms revealing parts of the room and furniture behind them. In the foreground, one ghost draped in a simple sheet appears to be explaining something to another ghost dressed as a cat, complete with ears, whiskers, and a tail. In the background, more ghosts socialize near a buffet table laden with food and bottles. The caption at the bottom reads: “But that’s why it’s funny.”
October 31, 2025 at 11:45 AM
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#cartoon #comic #halloween #ghost #seeyourself
This is a captionless black and white single-panel cartoon by M. Schulz. In a simple room, a ghost has jumped back from a mirror, its sheet-like body flaring upward as if startled. The ghost’s round eyes and open mouth show alarm as it stares at its own reflection, which looks identical in the mirror.
October 30, 2025 at 10:11 PM
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#cartoon #comic #humor #halloween #witches #brew
This is a black and white single-panel cartoon by M. Schulz. Three witches are in a dimly lit room. One witch stands at a wooden table covered with ingredients, including a skull, a jar, a flask, and various small items. Another witch stands nearby with one hand on her hip and the other hand pointing toward the table. A third witch crouches behind a large cauldron, peering over its rim with only her head and hands visible. The caption at the bottom reads: “Is that a fig newton?”
October 30, 2025 at 7:08 PM
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#cartoon #comic #humor #halloween #vampire
This is a black and white single-panel cartoon by M. Schulz. A vampire sits on the ground, leaning against a stone slab that resembles a tomb or laboratory table, holding a wine glass filled with a dark liquid. Beside him is an open book titled “Thicker Than Water” by Renfield. On the slab lies a disassembled Frankenstein’s monster, with arms, legs, and a head separated from the body. The caption at the bottom reads: “Gesundheit.”
October 29, 2025 at 3:13 PM
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#cartoon #comic #humor #halloween #fauxpas
This is a black and white single-panel cartoon signed by M. Schulz. The scene shows several translucent ghosts floating in a neat living room furnished with a couch, a chair, a rug, and a bookshelf filled with books and small items. All the ghosts are turned toward one among them that has a smooth, tubular shape with a rounded, closed tip. The others appear to be silently staring at it, creating a moment of awkward stillness. There is no caption.
October 29, 2025 at 1:48 AM
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#cartoon #comic #humor #halloween #mummy
This is a black and white single-panel cartoon by M. Schulz. Two mummies are on a sidewalk. On the left, a mummy in a striped skirt stands with a cane and a small purse at its waist, facing right. On the right, another mummy stands over a large sidewalk grate; a blast of air lifts and flutters its bandages outward like a skirt, exposing its thin, skeletal legs.
October 28, 2025 at 11:36 PM