I keep getting emails about opting out of Mother’s Day emails, but can I get an email about opting out of emails about J.ake P.aul’s new show. Or really anything having to do with J.ake P.aul? Everything I know about that man I learned against my will.

Finally reading @librarianjones.com book and am glad to see that my childhood spent worrying whether the pendant lights in your Southern Baptist church sanctuary will fall on anyone or not is actually a universal experience.

Well, back on my bullshit. And by that I mean crafting and watching Drag Queens play DnD.

Okay, #schoollibrarians, how do you handle students who ask you why all of the books you talk about are about women and POCs and not about men who aren’t POCs?

Holiday movies on the Jesus-y version of the hallmark channel are a very specific kind of torture.

It’s 3:16 PM, do you know where your #schoollibrarian is? This one is headed home after sneaking back into the building to pick some things that she’s going to need for her meeting tomorrow.

Don’t mind me. Just sobbing at my desk because when I said no thanks on processing for my last order I didn’t realize that also included the MARC records and copy cataloging isn’t working either. Just #schoollibrarian things.

It’s 10:00 PM: do you know where your local #schoollibrarian is?

This librarian is in bed but can’t sleep because she has one specific line from Noah Kahan’s Growing Sideways stuck in her head.