Geoff Goins
@msbgenius.bsky.social
Wayward goat herder and skeptical thinker.
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“Starting today, adults are no longer permitted to be unique or to deviate from a narrow set of cultural norms while in the presence of a minor,” Gov. Greg Abbott said
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Texas Bans Being Different Around Children
AUSTIN, TX—In a landmark piece of legislation designed to stifle individuality across the state, the Texas Legislature passed a bill Friday that legally banned being different around children. “Starting today, adults are no longer permitted to be unique or to deviate from a narrow set of cultural norms while in the presence of a minor,” Gov. […]
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May 14, 2025 at 12:30 AM
“Starting today, adults are no longer permitted to be unique or to deviate from a narrow set of cultural norms while in the presence of a minor,” Gov. Greg Abbott said
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Woman Mentally Rearranging Rankings Of Children While Opening Mother’s Day Gifts
May 11, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Woman Mentally Rearranging Rankings Of Children While Opening Mother’s Day Gifts
So when does Elon get deported?
May 5, 2025 at 8:57 PM
So when does Elon get deported?
Red Kyper crystals are only used by Sith…
May 5, 2025 at 1:35 AM
Red Kyper crystals are only used by Sith…
Trump thinks he’s a Jedi, when an actuality of red Lightsaber makes him a Sith. But we all knew he was that side anyway.
May 4, 2025 at 7:47 PM
Trump thinks he’s a Jedi, when an actuality of red Lightsaber makes him a Sith. But we all knew he was that side anyway.
When you are privileged, equality feels like oppression.
April 29, 2025 at 1:15 PM
When you are privileged, equality feels like oppression.
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Trump Opens Up Nation’s Aquariums To Commercial Fishing
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Trump Opens Up Nation’s Aquariums To Commercial Fishing
WASHINGTON—Claiming that preservation efforts had impeded U.S. seafood production for far too long, President Donald Trump announced Wednesday that he had opened up the nation’s aquariums to commercial fishing. “Starting today, fishermen will finally be allowed to sail into America’s protected aquariums, drop a net in any marine exhibit they please, and begin trawling,” Trump […]
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April 26, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Trump Opens Up Nation’s Aquariums To Commercial Fishing
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Mostly ADHD, but lots of compulsion and obsession. My kidlet as well.
April 26, 2025 at 12:16 AM
Mostly ADHD, but lots of compulsion and obsession. My kidlet as well.
It’s such total bullshit. He has completely the wrong idea about people like me. Granted, I am very mild compared to a lot of people. But my brother was not so much when he was a kid. It would be a shame if they did that and that sort of thing could be used against you.
April 25, 2025 at 7:12 PM
It’s such total bullshit. He has completely the wrong idea about people like me. Granted, I am very mild compared to a lot of people. But my brother was not so much when he was a kid. It would be a shame if they did that and that sort of thing could be used against you.
I’m very sad people died, and this is such a disaster, but really, what did you expect?
April 24, 2025 at 7:10 PM
I’m very sad people died, and this is such a disaster, but really, what did you expect?
Biggest FAFO ever! Sarah Huckabee, past Trump Press Secretary, DENIED federal aid for her stay or Arkansas!
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Trump denies aid for Arkansas after storms that killed more than 40 people
Latest denial of disaster funding comes as Trump has repeatedly stated he wants to eliminate Fema
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April 24, 2025 at 7:09 PM
Biggest FAFO ever! Sarah Huckabee, past Trump Press Secretary, DENIED federal aid for her stay or Arkansas!
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Aghhhh!!! Sick of this crap!!!!
April 23, 2025 at 3:43 PM
Aghhhh!!! Sick of this crap!!!!
What does this access have to do with efficiency.
April 22, 2025 at 4:13 PM
What does this access have to do with efficiency.
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Finland the happiest country on the planet, bans for profit schools, taxes billionaires, houses the homeless.
Take note.
Take note.
April 20, 2025 at 7:29 PM
Finland the happiest country on the planet, bans for profit schools, taxes billionaires, houses the homeless.
Take note.
Take note.
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Türkiye is putting 819 people on trial — mostly students and journalists. Their “crime”? Protesting the arrest of Istanbul’s mayor. 🇹🇷⚠️
➡️ These mass trials lack real evidence and violate basic rights.
Peaceful protest is not a crime.
#HumanRights #Türkiye
➡️ These mass trials lack real evidence and violate basic rights.
Peaceful protest is not a crime.
#HumanRights #Türkiye
April 20, 2025 at 6:17 PM
Türkiye is putting 819 people on trial — mostly students and journalists. Their “crime”? Protesting the arrest of Istanbul’s mayor. 🇹🇷⚠️
➡️ These mass trials lack real evidence and violate basic rights.
Peaceful protest is not a crime.
#HumanRights #Türkiye
➡️ These mass trials lack real evidence and violate basic rights.
Peaceful protest is not a crime.
#HumanRights #Türkiye
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Happy Easter, EVERYONE!! 👇
Seemed. Appropriate. Today. 😎✨
Seemed. Appropriate. Today. 😎✨
April 20, 2025 at 9:17 AM
Happy Easter, EVERYONE!! 👇
Seemed. Appropriate. Today. 😎✨
Seemed. Appropriate. Today. 😎✨
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This was a response to Judge Xinis expediting discovery to find the Executive Branch in contempt.
The Trump admin tried to get the 4th circuit to stop it:
The 4th Circuit said: "Hell no. You kidnapped a resident without due process. And if you're confident he's a gangmember, prove it in court."
The Trump admin tried to get the 4th circuit to stop it:
The 4th Circuit said: "Hell no. You kidnapped a resident without due process. And if you're confident he's a gangmember, prove it in court."
April 18, 2025 at 8:17 PM
This was a response to Judge Xinis expediting discovery to find the Executive Branch in contempt.
The Trump admin tried to get the 4th circuit to stop it:
The 4th Circuit said: "Hell no. You kidnapped a resident without due process. And if you're confident he's a gangmember, prove it in court."
The Trump admin tried to get the 4th circuit to stop it:
The 4th Circuit said: "Hell no. You kidnapped a resident without due process. And if you're confident he's a gangmember, prove it in court."
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I think this conservative Judge gave conservatives in the House the clearest reason & evidence to impeach Trump.
What better reason is there to impeach a president than that he disobeys a conservative Supreme Court ruling?
If this was HRC, Obama, or Clinton they'd be all over this in 2 seconds.
What better reason is there to impeach a president than that he disobeys a conservative Supreme Court ruling?
If this was HRC, Obama, or Clinton they'd be all over this in 2 seconds.
April 18, 2025 at 6:02 PM
I think this conservative Judge gave conservatives in the House the clearest reason & evidence to impeach Trump.
What better reason is there to impeach a president than that he disobeys a conservative Supreme Court ruling?
If this was HRC, Obama, or Clinton they'd be all over this in 2 seconds.
What better reason is there to impeach a president than that he disobeys a conservative Supreme Court ruling?
If this was HRC, Obama, or Clinton they'd be all over this in 2 seconds.
It’s spring! A bright spot in all this BŮLLSHĪT!
April 18, 2025 at 3:29 PM
It’s spring! A bright spot in all this BŮLLSHĪT!
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This morning at Dept of Housing and Urban Development (HUD) HQ in DC as mandatory return to office began, this video played on loop for ~5 mins on screens throughout the building, per agency source.
Building staff couldn’t figure out how to turn it off so sent people to every floor to unplug TVs.
Building staff couldn’t figure out how to turn it off so sent people to every floor to unplug TVs.
February 24, 2025 at 2:51 PM
This morning at Dept of Housing and Urban Development (HUD) HQ in DC as mandatory return to office began, this video played on loop for ~5 mins on screens throughout the building, per agency source.
Building staff couldn’t figure out how to turn it off so sent people to every floor to unplug TVs.
Building staff couldn’t figure out how to turn it off so sent people to every floor to unplug TVs.
New dog, old tricks.
February 15, 2025 at 10:32 PM
New dog, old tricks.