dean
@mrwonderclown.bsky.social
he/him. 22. i’m here purely out of spite.
omegaverse’s biggest fan, ai’s biggest hater
|| ao3: @dicklessthewonderclown ||
omegaverse’s biggest fan, ai’s biggest hater
|| ao3: @dicklessthewonderclown ||
what the fuck are they putting in the water that makes baltimore drivers so fucking awful
August 18, 2025 at 3:27 AM
what the fuck are they putting in the water that makes baltimore drivers so fucking awful
my favorite linguistic phenomenon by far is turning nouns into verbs, a la get [noun]ed, idiot
August 15, 2025 at 5:20 PM
my favorite linguistic phenomenon by far is turning nouns into verbs, a la get [noun]ed, idiot
returning to my roots (hitting the cart as hard as i can in a church bathroom)
August 9, 2025 at 2:13 PM
returning to my roots (hitting the cart as hard as i can in a church bathroom)
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"ChatGPT is great for brainstorming!"
Actually we have a tool for that already! It's called thinking. We use our brain. It's called brainstorming! Clue is in the name.
Actually we have a tool for that already! It's called thinking. We use our brain. It's called brainstorming! Clue is in the name.
July 31, 2025 at 7:49 PM
"ChatGPT is great for brainstorming!"
Actually we have a tool for that already! It's called thinking. We use our brain. It's called brainstorming! Clue is in the name.
Actually we have a tool for that already! It's called thinking. We use our brain. It's called brainstorming! Clue is in the name.
got a new blender, going to christen it with frozen piña coladas
July 26, 2025 at 10:49 PM
got a new blender, going to christen it with frozen piña coladas
every time someone deletes character ai an angel gets its wings
July 26, 2025 at 12:41 PM
every time someone deletes character ai an angel gets its wings
i love exceeding the daily recommended amount of caffeine
July 25, 2025 at 9:38 PM
i love exceeding the daily recommended amount of caffeine
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I tend to use dashes a lot whenever I write anything, and it's getting increasingly annoying having to minimize that in order for ppl to not think that it was written by some fucking clanker
July 25, 2025 at 9:21 PM
I tend to use dashes a lot whenever I write anything, and it's getting increasingly annoying having to minimize that in order for ppl to not think that it was written by some fucking clanker
my god maryland drivers are awful. i need to be unleashed on the 405 in my dad’s muscle i feel like that would fix at least something
July 25, 2025 at 8:55 AM
my god maryland drivers are awful. i need to be unleashed on the 405 in my dad’s muscle i feel like that would fix at least something
not every bad driver drives a tesla, but i’ve never seen a tesla driver who didn’t fucking suck
July 14, 2025 at 3:30 AM
not every bad driver drives a tesla, but i’ve never seen a tesla driver who didn’t fucking suck
ngl i got a job and then promptly forgot this app existed. anyways i love old man yaoi. forget bert and ernie, frog and toad are where it’s at
July 10, 2025 at 2:23 AM
ngl i got a job and then promptly forgot this app existed. anyways i love old man yaoi. forget bert and ernie, frog and toad are where it’s at
back on my destiel ginsberg bullshit
June 24, 2025 at 8:38 PM
back on my destiel ginsberg bullshit
knuckle tats that say yaoi and yuri
June 23, 2025 at 4:59 AM
knuckle tats that say yaoi and yuri
happy to report that, with a dirty shirley, day two of trying to convince my fiance that he likes gin was another success
June 22, 2025 at 2:44 AM
happy to report that, with a dirty shirley, day two of trying to convince my fiance that he likes gin was another success
my fiance who Does Not like gin’s reaction ways “oh wait this is actually really good”
i’ve been experimenting with cocktails, and here’s tonight’s success. i call it the ‘i forgot that gin makes me become my father’
- gin
- white cran peach juice (measure based on how gin-forward you want it to be)
- a splash of the peach monster
- ice
it’s on the sweeter side, crisp, & refreshing
- gin
- white cran peach juice (measure based on how gin-forward you want it to be)
- a splash of the peach monster
- ice
it’s on the sweeter side, crisp, & refreshing
June 21, 2025 at 12:08 AM
my fiance who Does Not like gin’s reaction ways “oh wait this is actually really good”
i’ve been experimenting with cocktails, and here’s tonight’s success. i call it the ‘i forgot that gin makes me become my father’
- gin
- white cran peach juice (measure based on how gin-forward you want it to be)
- a splash of the peach monster
- ice
it’s on the sweeter side, crisp, & refreshing
- gin
- white cran peach juice (measure based on how gin-forward you want it to be)
- a splash of the peach monster
- ice
it’s on the sweeter side, crisp, & refreshing
June 20, 2025 at 11:53 PM
i’ve been experimenting with cocktails, and here’s tonight’s success. i call it the ‘i forgot that gin makes me become my father’
- gin
- white cran peach juice (measure based on how gin-forward you want it to be)
- a splash of the peach monster
- ice
it’s on the sweeter side, crisp, & refreshing
- gin
- white cran peach juice (measure based on how gin-forward you want it to be)
- a splash of the peach monster
- ice
it’s on the sweeter side, crisp, & refreshing
putting my liberal arts degree to good use with a new substack post about the onegaverse 👀
getting philosophic with the omegaverse
whether or not i think philosophers i've read like the omegaverse (this time with some explanation)
open.substack.com
June 19, 2025 at 8:36 PM
putting my liberal arts degree to good use with a new substack post about the onegaverse 👀
the worst driver you’ve ever seen is always in a tesla with the most fuck ass of wraps
June 17, 2025 at 8:45 PM
the worst driver you’ve ever seen is always in a tesla with the most fuck ass of wraps
if you green out it’s bc the weed knows you’re not pure of heart
June 14, 2025 at 3:10 AM
if you green out it’s bc the weed knows you’re not pure of heart
im tired of this grandpa 😭😭😭
June 12, 2025 at 1:04 AM
im tired of this grandpa 😭😭😭
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making art right now isn’t pointless making art right now isn’t pointless making art right now isn’t pointless making art right now isn’t pointless
June 10, 2025 at 4:30 PM
making art right now isn’t pointless making art right now isn’t pointless making art right now isn’t pointless making art right now isn’t pointless
new pope!dean pic just dropped (was sent to me from that glorious night)
June 11, 2025 at 3:06 AM
new pope!dean pic just dropped (was sent to me from that glorious night)
GET ICE THE FUCK OUT OF LA
June 9, 2025 at 5:05 AM
GET ICE THE FUCK OUT OF LA
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"We need a rating system on books like movies" ppl only apply this to romance books and let's be real its not gonna work out considering how many conservatives/book censor advocates consider queer books as inherently explicit :/
June 8, 2025 at 12:22 AM
"We need a rating system on books like movies" ppl only apply this to romance books and let's be real its not gonna work out considering how many conservatives/book censor advocates consider queer books as inherently explicit :/