Jake
@mrsoleary.bsky.social
I keep forgetting this app exists, until I remember and then I’m on it for hours
January 15, 2025 at 6:53 AM
I keep forgetting this app exists, until I remember and then I’m on it for hours
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Just saw a TikTok saying revolution cant happen because when he was at chipotle a worker hooked him up w double meat on the low… and the employee at the register clocked it and charged him anyways .. so basically for every revolutionary there’s 10 snitches who love following rules and I hollered 😩
January 5, 2025 at 9:02 PM
Just saw a TikTok saying revolution cant happen because when he was at chipotle a worker hooked him up w double meat on the low… and the employee at the register clocked it and charged him anyways .. so basically for every revolutionary there’s 10 snitches who love following rules and I hollered 😩
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Is this inappropriate to add to my work apron? 👀
Is this inappropriate to add to my work apron? 👀
January 6, 2025 at 4:51 AM
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Is this inappropriate to add to my work apron? 👀
Is this inappropriate to add to my work apron? 👀
Hello it’s 5am and I just wrote this super cute guy a note asking him out for Indian food. The responses were “sounds dal-lightful” or “naansense”
Wtaf is wrong with me
Wtaf is wrong with me
January 5, 2025 at 11:49 AM
Hello it’s 5am and I just wrote this super cute guy a note asking him out for Indian food. The responses were “sounds dal-lightful” or “naansense”
Wtaf is wrong with me
Wtaf is wrong with me
Cons of being single: no cuddles, not doing cute boyfriend shit, nobody to sit around and enjoy their presence
BUT… pro: I can eat a cheese plate in bed and no one will yell about the crumbs
Perspective is everything
BUT… pro: I can eat a cheese plate in bed and no one will yell about the crumbs
Perspective is everything
December 28, 2024 at 12:47 PM
Cons of being single: no cuddles, not doing cute boyfriend shit, nobody to sit around and enjoy their presence
BUT… pro: I can eat a cheese plate in bed and no one will yell about the crumbs
Perspective is everything
BUT… pro: I can eat a cheese plate in bed and no one will yell about the crumbs
Perspective is everything
I had a childhood urge to buy a Pez dispenser and gave into it, and I have zero regrets
December 3, 2024 at 1:56 AM
I had a childhood urge to buy a Pez dispenser and gave into it, and I have zero regrets
If being gay is a sin, then god’s revenge of attaching the best dick imaginable to the WORST men imaginable is punishment enough. Leave us alone
December 2, 2024 at 6:57 PM
If being gay is a sin, then god’s revenge of attaching the best dick imaginable to the WORST men imaginable is punishment enough. Leave us alone
I’ve been back in my hometown for 24 hours and I’m already trying to claw my eyes out
WHY can I not buy a hard seltzer after 5pm in this garbage dump
WHY can I not buy a hard seltzer after 5pm in this garbage dump
November 25, 2024 at 2:40 AM
I’ve been back in my hometown for 24 hours and I’m already trying to claw my eyes out
WHY can I not buy a hard seltzer after 5pm in this garbage dump
WHY can I not buy a hard seltzer after 5pm in this garbage dump
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Last night I got my first “so we saw you across the bar…” interaction and I’m honestly so flattered
I’m not used to being average-to-slightly attractive, it’s weird
I’m not used to being average-to-slightly attractive, it’s weird
November 23, 2024 at 8:02 PM
Last night I got my first “so we saw you across the bar…” interaction and I’m honestly so flattered
I’m not used to being average-to-slightly attractive, it’s weird
I’m not used to being average-to-slightly attractive, it’s weird
*in the mirror*
Me: “wow my arms look big around you”
Twink: “yeah well I’m small so”
Me: ☺️🔫
Me: “wow my arms look big around you”
Twink: “yeah well I’m small so”
Me: ☺️🔫
November 21, 2024 at 3:25 AM
*in the mirror*
Me: “wow my arms look big around you”
Twink: “yeah well I’m small so”
Me: ☺️🔫
Me: “wow my arms look big around you”
Twink: “yeah well I’m small so”
Me: ☺️🔫
Next time you think your job or skills are pointless or unappreciated, just remember that someone in the world still maintains the CompuServe home page
November 20, 2024 at 8:59 PM
Next time you think your job or skills are pointless or unappreciated, just remember that someone in the world still maintains the CompuServe home page
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ANDY: I clarified your butter.
ME: Ghee! Thanks!
ME: Ghee! Thanks!
November 19, 2024 at 2:22 PM
ANDY: I clarified your butter.
ME: Ghee! Thanks!
ME: Ghee! Thanks!
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The best post-election political analysis I’ve seen.
November 17, 2024 at 2:07 PM
The best post-election political analysis I’ve seen.
I always blame my lack of personal travel on the having no time or money
But the stark reality is I hate flying as a passenger 😮💨
But the stark reality is I hate flying as a passenger 😮💨
November 18, 2024 at 2:15 AM
I always blame my lack of personal travel on the having no time or money
But the stark reality is I hate flying as a passenger 😮💨
But the stark reality is I hate flying as a passenger 😮💨
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Gate Agents: “Are you ready to board? We need to turn this plane as quickly as possible for an on time departure.”
The plane:
The plane:
November 17, 2024 at 11:11 PM
Gate Agents: “Are you ready to board? We need to turn this plane as quickly as possible for an on time departure.”
The plane:
The plane:
I love fatigue training at work because of the line “avoid caffeine, alcohol, and nicotine at nighttime” as if I’m not about to have all three at midnight
November 15, 2024 at 10:41 PM
I love fatigue training at work because of the line “avoid caffeine, alcohol, and nicotine at nighttime” as if I’m not about to have all three at midnight
I would die for Meatball
This is Meatball. He's going home for the very first time. So excited to have a human of his own. Thinking about what he's going to call you. Maybe Bob. 12/10
November 15, 2024 at 7:38 PM
I would die for Meatball
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I AM DECEASED.
November 15, 2024 at 2:31 AM
I AM DECEASED.
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so we moved to bluesky
November 15, 2024 at 4:53 AM
so we moved to bluesky
I’m using the opportunity I have before people actually follow me to admit something dark and sinister
I fw Nickelback
I fw Nickelback
November 15, 2024 at 7:10 AM
I’m using the opportunity I have before people actually follow me to admit something dark and sinister
I fw Nickelback
I fw Nickelback
We can’t call posting here Tweeting so what is it? Cloud seeding? Skywriting?
November 15, 2024 at 7:07 AM
We can’t call posting here Tweeting so what is it? Cloud seeding? Skywriting?