chief pjörk officer
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These are the questions that haunt me
June 6, 2025 at 3:27 AM
These are the questions that haunt me
Why does everyone in this show cheat on their partner
June 6, 2025 at 3:27 AM
Why does everyone in this show cheat on their partner
Why does everyone wanna fuck shane she looks greasy
June 6, 2025 at 3:05 AM
Why does everyone wanna fuck shane she looks greasy
All horses are haunted
June 5, 2025 at 5:32 PM
All horses are haunted
It’s wild to me that my dad can walk down the street at night and not be worried. I offered to drive him and he was like “why??” a crazy life that men lead but ya bitch go get my smarties
June 5, 2025 at 1:31 AM
It’s wild to me that my dad can walk down the street at night and not be worried. I offered to drive him and he was like “why??” a crazy life that men lead but ya bitch go get my smarties
I’m demisexual and so so so oppressed
June 4, 2025 at 3:51 PM
I’m demisexual and so so so oppressed
Will my body ever stop yearning for blue raspberry
June 2, 2025 at 4:19 PM
Will my body ever stop yearning for blue raspberry
I’ve got 25 gray hairs and a gun
May 28, 2025 at 9:07 PM
I’ve got 25 gray hairs and a gun
7 is Thursday, brown, and November
5 is Wednesday, maroon, and May
5 is Wednesday, maroon, and May
May 24, 2025 at 5:11 PM
7 is Thursday, brown, and November
5 is Wednesday, maroon, and May
5 is Wednesday, maroon, and May
2019 gay shows are a specific type of horrifying
May 24, 2025 at 1:25 AM
2019 gay shows are a specific type of horrifying
where my scissor sisters at
May 24, 2025 at 12:36 AM
where my scissor sisters at
rose toy said yeah my sister is gonna kill herself but lemme fuck the cop in a jail cell first
May 23, 2025 at 2:07 AM
rose toy said yeah my sister is gonna kill herself but lemme fuck the cop in a jail cell first
this fuck ass show is making my bronchitis flair up
May 23, 2025 at 1:59 AM
this fuck ass show is making my bronchitis flair up
Weather is so crazy
May 22, 2025 at 11:12 PM
Weather is so crazy
so so so happy I’m not 22
May 22, 2025 at 9:44 PM
so so so happy I’m not 22
two ovarian cysts to go please and include utensils
April 26, 2025 at 5:53 PM
two ovarian cysts to go please and include utensils
All the old people in this place know my dogs name but not mine
April 9, 2025 at 5:16 PM
All the old people in this place know my dogs name but not mine
happy birthday to the best bubs boy ♥️ and sci too
April 9, 2025 at 12:53 AM
happy birthday to the best bubs boy ♥️ and sci too
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my 401k is toast but on the upside at least i'm probably gonna die sooner
April 7, 2025 at 1:21 AM
my 401k is toast but on the upside at least i'm probably gonna die sooner
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rearranging your guts into a sacred formation
April 6, 2025 at 5:37 PM
rearranging your guts into a sacred formation
my 401k dropped 5.2% in the last week
April 6, 2025 at 7:46 PM
my 401k dropped 5.2% in the last week
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getting crossfaded on chinese food and a pepsi
April 6, 2025 at 6:21 PM
getting crossfaded on chinese food and a pepsi
I could’ve lived my entire life without knowing my ex brother in laws dick size (its 3 inches)
April 6, 2025 at 7:50 AM
I could’ve lived my entire life without knowing my ex brother in laws dick size (its 3 inches)
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Tough times ahead for people who buy goods or services or food.
April 4, 2025 at 9:57 PM
Tough times ahead for people who buy goods or services or food.