amy f5
@mrsf5.bsky.social
Texsippian, ally, 1/5, she/her. And you can tell Rolling Stone that my last words were…
Will every concert I have the good fortune to see for the rest of my life remind me of Chris Penn?
I’m guessing yes. Gratefully.
I’m guessing yes. Gratefully.
April 28, 2025 at 3:35 AM
Will every concert I have the good fortune to see for the rest of my life remind me of Chris Penn?
I’m guessing yes. Gratefully.
I’m guessing yes. Gratefully.
Reposted by amy f5
I want a jet ready to rush Cory Booker to South Carolina once he has broken the record so he can drop a microphone on Strom Thurmond's grave.
April 1, 2025 at 10:52 PM
I want a jet ready to rush Cory Booker to South Carolina once he has broken the record so he can drop a microphone on Strom Thurmond's grave.
I may live in Texas, but today @booker.senate.gov is my Senator. Today I feel truly represented.
My incredible gratitude to, awe of, and respect for you, Senator. 💙
#goodtrouble
My incredible gratitude to, awe of, and respect for you, Senator. 💙
#goodtrouble
April 1, 2025 at 11:01 PM
I may live in Texas, but today @booker.senate.gov is my Senator. Today I feel truly represented.
My incredible gratitude to, awe of, and respect for you, Senator. 💙
#goodtrouble
My incredible gratitude to, awe of, and respect for you, Senator. 💙
#goodtrouble
Dustin’ off the old bsky to boast that we got to see @kellywillis.bsky.social, Melissa Carper, and @brennenleigh.bsky.social at the Kessler tonight. xo
March 7, 2025 at 5:11 AM
Dustin’ off the old bsky to boast that we got to see @kellywillis.bsky.social, Melissa Carper, and @brennenleigh.bsky.social at the Kessler tonight. xo
The twitter exodus just got real. Welcome to bluesky, mama loca!
November 20, 2024 at 3:29 AM
The twitter exodus just got real. Welcome to bluesky, mama loca!
“I think I have outrage fatigue,” says mr. f5.
Not me. I’m keeping my rage at a low but rock-steady simmer.
Not me. I’m keeping my rage at a low but rock-steady simmer.
November 10, 2024 at 6:17 PM
“I think I have outrage fatigue,” says mr. f5.
Not me. I’m keeping my rage at a low but rock-steady simmer.
Not me. I’m keeping my rage at a low but rock-steady simmer.
Had a few close calls over the last few days, but:
YAY the boob biopsies were benign 🙌
YAY the big dog lightly injured but did not mortally wound the ween 🙌
and
YAY mr. f5 neither threw nor received punches at the Elvis Costello show last night 🙌
Yay yay yayyyyyyyyy
YAY the boob biopsies were benign 🙌
YAY the big dog lightly injured but did not mortally wound the ween 🙌
and
YAY mr. f5 neither threw nor received punches at the Elvis Costello show last night 🙌
Yay yay yayyyyyyyyy
January 20, 2024 at 10:01 PM
Had a few close calls over the last few days, but:
YAY the boob biopsies were benign 🙌
YAY the big dog lightly injured but did not mortally wound the ween 🙌
and
YAY mr. f5 neither threw nor received punches at the Elvis Costello show last night 🙌
Yay yay yayyyyyyyyy
YAY the boob biopsies were benign 🙌
YAY the big dog lightly injured but did not mortally wound the ween 🙌
and
YAY mr. f5 neither threw nor received punches at the Elvis Costello show last night 🙌
Yay yay yayyyyyyyyy
The only irl black friday shopping I’ve ever done has been at record stores.
November 25, 2023 at 3:39 AM
The only irl black friday shopping I’ve ever done has been at record stores.
It’s a close race, but my favorite meal of 2023 may have to be: paper-sheathed corndog while watching The National.
Inelegant yet sophisticated, with notes of sad dad, accompanied by Makers in a plastic cup. (And mr. f5, who took the pic.)
Inelegant yet sophisticated, with notes of sad dad, accompanied by Makers in a plastic cup. (And mr. f5, who took the pic.)
November 20, 2023 at 4:50 AM
It’s a close race, but my favorite meal of 2023 may have to be: paper-sheathed corndog while watching The National.
Inelegant yet sophisticated, with notes of sad dad, accompanied by Makers in a plastic cup. (And mr. f5, who took the pic.)
Inelegant yet sophisticated, with notes of sad dad, accompanied by Makers in a plastic cup. (And mr. f5, who took the pic.)
Shelter from the storm (with a kickass soundtrack, thanks to Alfie Jurvanen [aka Bahamas]).
September 25, 2023 at 3:13 AM
Shelter from the storm (with a kickass soundtrack, thanks to Alfie Jurvanen [aka Bahamas]).
The profile pic is me, hungover and cranky in Vicksburg, Mississippi, the day after high-school graduation. The mood seemed apt, so here we are. Lessdothisshit.
[immediately dozes off on couch]
[immediately dozes off on couch]
September 21, 2023 at 12:12 AM
The profile pic is me, hungover and cranky in Vicksburg, Mississippi, the day after high-school graduation. The mood seemed apt, so here we are. Lessdothisshit.
[immediately dozes off on couch]
[immediately dozes off on couch]
September 21, 2023 at 12:02 AM