I recently started trying to keep plants alive and I didn't realize that eventually I'd have to punish the plants by hacking off the parts that were growing too well. What kind of sick hobby is this

Hey if you guys are really, really, really good—like if you don’t rape anyone, steal classified documents, obstruct the FBI, or attempt a coup—maybe Santa will bring you one of these for Christmas

A Hallmark movie where their hands meet inside the turkey.

“Drake has initiated legal action against Universal Music Group and Spotify over allegations that the two companies conspired to artificially inflate the popularity of Kendrick Lamar’s ‘Not Like Us.’”

www.billboard.com/pro/drake-um...

🇪🇸🇪🇸

Well, I’ll never be asked to sing Christmas songs at the psych ward again

Apparently, “do you hear what I hear”, was the wrong choice?

Period

Forgetting your headphones at home is the modern equivalent of leaving your sword behind in medieval times.

Who’s down with this? ✋🏽

Idk if the food or the views were better 🤭🤭