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MrMindwiper
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European/35/ Hypnotist. I really don't say much, sorry. No minors please. Cis He/Him
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Here is some non-satire for you:

Trans rights forever.
September 14, 2025 at 4:27 PM
Alternate name for a hypno-dominant person: ZZZ Top
August 9, 2025 at 10:28 PM
I found this on the fridge this morning. It's a good way to start the day
July 17, 2025 at 3:08 PM
Well. If you're good, you're good
June 3, 2025 at 9:21 AM
Intelligence draining, but you follow Gardner's theories so we are gonna be here a while
December 15, 2024 at 9:09 PM
Roses are red,
Foxes are clever,
Yeah, you should stay
Hypnotized, forever
November 25, 2024 at 6:18 AM
Imma do an instant induction today instead of using a pocketwatch.

Cause I can't find the time.
October 22, 2024 at 7:35 PM
107 years of the best in the biz
August 28, 2024 at 7:27 PM
Lifting weights as a hypnotist just to put the "Power" into "Power nap"
August 27, 2024 at 5:04 PM
Oh don't mind me. I'm just rewriting your thoughts 😊
May 10, 2024 at 9:03 PM
March 8, 2024 at 6:42 PM
Her: Well that was... better then last time
Me: Oooh, you missed me?
Her: I ain't saying that. I hate you.
Me: Oh you don't mean that!
Her: I do! I came her to dom people and you turned me into a puddle of submission, it's not fair!
Me: I missed you too
March 4, 2024 at 8:31 PM
As I enter the bookshop and ask for a specific comic, I do a bit of chitchat with the new clerk , that then looks at me and says "Do you know you your voice is kinda soothing? You should do Asmr videos on youtube".

Meh. Close enough I guess 😅
February 27, 2024 at 10:36 AM
Weird kink problems:

Liking feet, but having to literally gag at the sight of red nail polish makes kinking super hard

(The problem is not red polish, is me)
November 26, 2023 at 7:05 PM
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Random lil casual asuna doodle while stuck at work

ive never played blue archive but i love asuna aaaaaa
October 21, 2023 at 4:45 PM
By trying to kill a mosquito that was resting on my window with a palm strike, I broke the glass sheet of the window itself.
I am fine, not a scratch, but I am angry at myself for being dumb.

But on the other hand, I have become suuuuper strong?
October 26, 2023 at 6:33 PM
When you meet an Italian hypnokinkster, and they tell you that they have been hooking up with a stage hypnotist that doesn't see the horny in the whole hypno-shebang, you feel bad two times.

One time for them, one time for the hypnotist.
September 19, 2023 at 1:09 PM
Welp, another place to be Italian, and don't say much.

Let's go
August 29, 2023 at 4:52 AM