MrJohnBusiness
@mrjohnbusiness.bsky.social
Just a Black man addicted to bothering folks with happy foolishness
I didn't follow you back because I'm lazy you know I love you fam
I didn't follow you back because I'm lazy you know I love you fam
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All y'all did was make me want to shove a brownie in a cupcake
November 22, 2025 at 9:14 PM
All y'all did was make me want to shove a brownie in a cupcake
Nurture
November 21, 2025 at 12:57 AM
Nurture
Me getting angry because the snow I planned around never came
November 21, 2025 at 12:50 AM
Me getting angry because the snow I planned around never came
Whew! A time was had with last night's dinner.
Great Northern Beans and Ham with Cornbread Cookie
#cookingsky
Great Northern Beans and Ham with Cornbread Cookie
#cookingsky
November 19, 2025 at 3:51 PM
Whew! A time was had with last night's dinner.
Great Northern Beans and Ham with Cornbread Cookie
#cookingsky
Great Northern Beans and Ham with Cornbread Cookie
#cookingsky
Every time I want to get a gym membership, one of these videos pops up and HELL NO
November 17, 2025 at 11:42 AM
Every time I want to get a gym membership, one of these videos pops up and HELL NO
Had a blast watching the Blastmaster KRS-One last night
November 17, 2025 at 12:54 AM
Had a blast watching the Blastmaster KRS-One last night
The Apprentice
November 15, 2025 at 7:04 AM
The Apprentice
November 14, 2025 at 2:35 PM
Just use chicken nuggets
How am I going to purchase thoughts now?
After 232 years, the U.S. Mint has produced its last-ever penny
November 12, 2025 at 10:45 PM
Just use chicken nuggets
The holes in my Crocs are so the excess drip can escape
Anyway.. Good Morning to everyone who’s gone this far without owning a pair of Crocs
November 12, 2025 at 2:45 PM
The holes in my Crocs are so the excess drip can escape
Cake, my first word. Usually comes out as Johnny Cake.
Good evening my lovely people 😌❤️. It’s me again!
Let’s interact
#questionsky #answersky #blacksky
1. What is your nickname?
Let’s interact
#questionsky #answersky #blacksky
1. What is your nickname?
November 11, 2025 at 11:01 PM
Cake, my first word. Usually comes out as Johnny Cake.
Fry homemade falafel in oil? Spectacular failure
Baked them thangs in my silicone boys? YUP
#cookingsky
Baked them thangs in my silicone boys? YUP
#cookingsky
November 11, 2025 at 5:49 PM
Fry homemade falafel in oil? Spectacular failure
Baked them thangs in my silicone boys? YUP
#cookingsky
Baked them thangs in my silicone boys? YUP
#cookingsky
Sesame Street might be the most impressive show to ever exist. I'm shook watching them cover colorism. Colorism!
And then there's amazing stuff like this:
youtu.be/_y5jkSQDC5E?...
And then there's amazing stuff like this:
youtu.be/_y5jkSQDC5E?...
Sesame Street: Power of Yet Lyric Video with Janelle Monáe
YouTube video by Sesame Street
youtu.be
November 10, 2025 at 4:37 PM
Sesame Street might be the most impressive show to ever exist. I'm shook watching them cover colorism. Colorism!
And then there's amazing stuff like this:
youtu.be/_y5jkSQDC5E?...
And then there's amazing stuff like this:
youtu.be/_y5jkSQDC5E?...
Her work husband while you're being "right" about a fish sandwich
a man in a black shirt is making a funny face and says `` shereadyyy '' .
ALT: a man in a black shirt is making a funny face and says `` shereadyyy '' .
media.tenor.com
November 9, 2025 at 12:27 AM
Her work husband while you're being "right" about a fish sandwich
Cuffing season is taking unexpected turns www.youtube.com/shorts/Z85zD...
He's like, "Am I really getting cat-called right now?"
YouTube video by Magician Us
www.youtube.com
November 7, 2025 at 4:54 PM
Cuffing season is taking unexpected turns www.youtube.com/shorts/Z85zD...
Happy Birthday @jaisonatalives.bsky.social! We in here
November 6, 2025 at 3:05 PM
Happy Birthday @jaisonatalives.bsky.social! We in here
Always prepare for the day you're going to have
November 6, 2025 at 3:03 PM
Always prepare for the day you're going to have
I am impervious to insults but exceptional at giving them. Keep it clean or hear something you can't unhear.
12. Let's cut the bullshit.
What is somebody gonna have to deal with if they date you?
What is somebody gonna have to deal with if they date you?
November 6, 2025 at 1:55 PM
I am impervious to insults but exceptional at giving them. Keep it clean or hear something you can't unhear.
birthday (far from a) BOY!!!
a man laying on a bed with his eyes closed and the words yes it is my birthday
ALT: a man laying on a bed with his eyes closed and the words yes it is my birthday
media.tenor.com
November 6, 2025 at 1:39 PM
birthday (far from a) BOY!!!
Damn was that trailer for All's Fair just TERRIBLE. Maybe the actual show is better than... uh...
pagesix.com/2025/11/05/c...
pagesix.com/2025/11/05/c...
Kim Kardashian’s ‘All’s Fair’ receives shocking 0% Rotten Tomatoes rating, called the ‘worst TV show’ by critics
The new Ryan Murphy-directed legal drama — which also stars Teyana Taylor, Sarah Paulson, Glenn Close and more — was slammed by several critics.
pagesix.com
November 6, 2025 at 6:14 AM
Damn was that trailer for All's Fair just TERRIBLE. Maybe the actual show is better than... uh...
pagesix.com/2025/11/05/c...
pagesix.com/2025/11/05/c...
Whew! The white whine is pouring all over Twitter because of these election results.
November 5, 2025 at 3:27 AM
Whew! The white whine is pouring all over Twitter because of these election results.
