"Mr. Goals"
@mrgoals.bsky.social
Powerfully introspective and meaningfully meta.
To me, 69 is the ultimate sex position because both participants are receiving pleasure, and what's more is that pleasure is given orally, which is objectively the best kind.
But to you? It's just a "funny sex number". Grow up.
But to you? It's just a "funny sex number". Grow up.
November 10, 2025 at 12:07 PM
To me, 69 is the ultimate sex position because both participants are receiving pleasure, and what's more is that pleasure is given orally, which is objectively the best kind.
But to you? It's just a "funny sex number". Grow up.
But to you? It's just a "funny sex number". Grow up.
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man i'm actually glad my friend stefan took down this bastards app
November 7, 2025 at 1:49 PM
man i'm actually glad my friend stefan took down this bastards app
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I bet English people call their father something CRAZY. probably Mister Parent
October 30, 2025 at 8:16 AM
I bet English people call their father something CRAZY. probably Mister Parent
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I will go on the record as saying the Halloween episode of THE OUTFIT with special guest @jessefarrar.com is not only the most Shrek-centric discussion of The Sopranos to ever be aired, but arguably shows up @yourkickstartersucks.com in a rousing round of "REAL OR FAKE?" youtu.be/SAZYeHREdBg?...
A Very Sopranos Halloween with Jesse Farrar | The Outfit
YouTube video by Higher Ground Productions
youtu.be
October 30, 2025 at 7:00 PM
I will go on the record as saying the Halloween episode of THE OUTFIT with special guest @jessefarrar.com is not only the most Shrek-centric discussion of The Sopranos to ever be aired, but arguably shows up @yourkickstartersucks.com in a rousing round of "REAL OR FAKE?" youtu.be/SAZYeHREdBg?...
I bet English people call their father something CRAZY. probably Mister Parent
October 30, 2025 at 8:16 AM
I bet English people call their father something CRAZY. probably Mister Parent
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October 28, 2025 at 4:36 PM
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On March 22nd, 2023, Joseph Hernandez - better known as Joey from “Joey’s World Tour” - announced that he would soon be releasing his most important food review video yet: a mysterious item known only as “The Colossus.” It is now February 23rd, 2024, and Joey has not yet released the Colossus video.
February 23, 2024 at 9:00 PM
On March 22nd, 2023, Joseph Hernandez - better known as Joey from “Joey’s World Tour” - announced that he would soon be releasing his most important food review video yet: a mysterious item known only as “The Colossus.” It is now February 23rd, 2024, and Joey has not yet released the Colossus video.
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🎶 You say BJ
I say blowjay
You say give brain
I say get dome
Sloppy, toppy
Slurpin, salami
Let’s suck each other off
I say blowjay
You say give brain
I say get dome
Sloppy, toppy
Slurpin, salami
Let’s suck each other off
March 21, 2025 at 3:14 PM
🎶 You say BJ
I say blowjay
You say give brain
I say get dome
Sloppy, toppy
Slurpin, salami
Let’s suck each other off
I say blowjay
You say give brain
I say get dome
Sloppy, toppy
Slurpin, salami
Let’s suck each other off
when the poop comes OUT of the butt >>>>>
October 22, 2025 at 9:29 AM
when the poop comes OUT of the butt >>>>>
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It’s essentially an emergency that you see One Battle After Another in the cinema immediately. Sean Penn will win an Oscar & it has the best car chase in many years. And those aren’t in the top 3 best things about the film. Jesus shitting Christ.
October 12, 2025 at 7:07 PM
It’s essentially an emergency that you see One Battle After Another in the cinema immediately. Sean Penn will win an Oscar & it has the best car chase in many years. And those aren’t in the top 3 best things about the film. Jesus shitting Christ.
humpday is when I sex
October 8, 2025 at 4:23 PM
humpday is when I sex
thinking about short word story again
Demi tries to remember the short story “for sale: baby shoes, never worn.” on BigSoftTitty.png
October 6, 2025 at 2:45 PM
thinking about short word story again
I would hate to wear "dumb" glasses and feel like a LOSER!
September 20, 2025 at 9:20 AM
I would hate to wear "dumb" glasses and feel like a LOSER!
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this guy we started watching on the GOK streams is the funniest fuckin guy I've ever seen in my life. (starts house on fire with four-foot jet of fire) "hoo shit, man you all see that?"
September 17, 2025 at 7:59 PM
this guy we started watching on the GOK streams is the funniest fuckin guy I've ever seen in my life. (starts house on fire with four-foot jet of fire) "hoo shit, man you all see that?"
[unable to find any answers on google after listening to yet another of my favorite podcasts] what the FUCK is the goo crew????
September 10, 2025 at 12:24 PM
[unable to find any answers on google after listening to yet another of my favorite podcasts] what the FUCK is the goo crew????
If you don't put who the hosts of a podcast are at least in the description then I'm going to assume it's an AI show and not listen to it, even if it's been going for 7 years
August 31, 2025 at 3:35 PM
If you don't put who the hosts of a podcast are at least in the description then I'm going to assume it's an AI show and not listen to it, even if it's been going for 7 years
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Repost this if you think he was talking about What's All This Then
August 27, 2025 at 2:52 AM
Repost this if you think he was talking about What's All This Then
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BREAKING:
This week marks 5 years of RNC.
To celebrate the end of another successful vinyl campaign, I’m playing the entire Songs on the Computer saga live on my new Twitch channel tomorrow night.
This week marks 5 years of RNC.
To celebrate the end of another successful vinyl campaign, I’m playing the entire Songs on the Computer saga live on my new Twitch channel tomorrow night.
August 26, 2025 at 1:34 PM
BREAKING:
This week marks 5 years of RNC.
To celebrate the end of another successful vinyl campaign, I’m playing the entire Songs on the Computer saga live on my new Twitch channel tomorrow night.
This week marks 5 years of RNC.
To celebrate the end of another successful vinyl campaign, I’m playing the entire Songs on the Computer saga live on my new Twitch channel tomorrow night.
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here is the post! i love sixteenth minute and am so proud of what we did. up next: my next book is finished, the special i filmed late last year is nearing the finish line, and i want to focus on writing and directing narrative stuff for the next chunk. Bechdel Cast and We the Unhoused continue!
August 24, 2025 at 3:31 PM
here is the post! i love sixteenth minute and am so proud of what we did. up next: my next book is finished, the special i filmed late last year is nearing the finish line, and i want to focus on writing and directing narrative stuff for the next chunk. Bechdel Cast and We the Unhoused continue!
I am dreaming of the day I have a car that goes from 0 to 60 in under a second. Maybe that will fix things
August 24, 2025 at 2:34 PM
I am dreaming of the day I have a car that goes from 0 to 60 in under a second. Maybe that will fix things
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MY SPECIAL IS LIVE PLEASE WATCH I’M VERY PROUD OF IT youtu.be/g9NT46SGqFY?...
Humble Offering | Stand Up Comedy | Eli Yudin Full Special
YouTube video by Cracked Comedy Club
youtu.be
August 23, 2025 at 4:25 PM
MY SPECIAL IS LIVE PLEASE WATCH I’M VERY PROUD OF IT youtu.be/g9NT46SGqFY?...
god I love it when there is a whacky setup that pretty much guarantees hilarity, and then... hilarity ensues
August 23, 2025 at 8:12 AM
god I love it when there is a whacky setup that pretty much guarantees hilarity, and then... hilarity ensues
Look, I would never support Elon financially, but I just had to eat at the Tesla Diner every day in the past month *as a joke*
August 22, 2025 at 12:40 PM
Look, I would never support Elon financially, but I just had to eat at the Tesla Diner every day in the past month *as a joke*
New favorite youtube channel
August 21, 2025 at 4:56 PM
New favorite youtube channel
@maxhjc.bsky.social u like what u see ?
August 18, 2025 at 2:55 PM
@maxhjc.bsky.social u like what u see ?