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MrFuzzyFart♿
@mrfuzzyfart.bsky.social
Left FB due to no trust in how it's run
Left Twitter due to you know why
Threads destroyed itself by claiming I was a robot/refused to let me log in. Now we're here
♿person and retired vet (Spinal stenosis)
🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ ally
🚫 MAGA
🚫Vanity profiles
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I just saw where someone said they don't know where to buy a car....WHERE TO BUY A CAR.
Ok
here you go
get off your ass
go outside
find a car dealership
December 29, 2025 at 2:57 AM
This is a SPECIAL kind of stupid.
🚫away
December 29, 2025 at 2:39 AM
There is a problem with how it's worded.
You could say "The US Military hired a man who used to work bagging groceries to manage thousands of military staff." (That's me)
I also worked in various forms of leadership roles & exec medicine prior to my current job.
But they ARE probably incompetent.
December 28, 2025 at 11:27 PM
I did NOT want to cook after hibernating another day.
So I made this Pizza bowl backpacking/long term storage food.
I had it in the cupboards for power outages.
It's pretty good. If they used this tomato sauce and added curry slices, they could make a good tikka masala.
December 28, 2025 at 11:02 PM
He shot me in my pinky toe!
#HarlemNights
December 28, 2025 at 10:31 PM
Just saw a huge profile followed by celebs that posted an obviously fake/AI image of 🍊💩 and epstein...Don't do that. Especially when everyone is telling you it's clearly fake yet you leave it up?
There's plenty of real dirt on him.
I don't follow that profile so I won't worry about 🚫 it.
December 28, 2025 at 6:01 PM
I'm starting to think that about 2yrs ago, when we had 🔥🚨 after 🔥🚨 & I saw the trucks outside a neighbor building a lot, maybe a person who doesn't live here was going into buildings & pulling alarms.
We've had a few that were confirmed small fires in kitchens that were put out.
Mostly stopped.
December 28, 2025 at 5:54 PM
One guy I followed for along time mass follows people and he's followed far too many right wing or centrists who are really right wingers based on everything the say.
Because YOU follow them, they show up on MY feed.
Aaand you're gone too.
December 28, 2025 at 5:29 PM
The food poisoning really messed up my stomach. Finally ate again. a honey smoked turkey sandwich with aged swiss. Really hit the spot. I want another one but I have to take it slow.
I slept so much since Friday.
December 28, 2025 at 4:01 PM
Don't let what they say fool you..this is a 100% Trumper
Easy 🚫
December 28, 2025 at 3:29 PM
Ok...I'm thinking..at the same time I caught a nasty cold (Late Thurs/Fri) , I also had food poisoning because the way it hit last night after eating pork..that was too coincidental and the signs dissipated after a night on sweats and mass H2O intake.
Still coughing and achy. 🥶🤢
December 27, 2025 at 4:31 PM
Had food poisoning last night. I was out cold.
Hot/cold flashes all night, the fan was nice to have at one point and later felt like sandpaper on my skin.
WEIRD dreams.
Almost threw up 2X when I had no place to do it (put an old trash can by me).
Feeling better today.
Pulled pork in bbq sauce
beaker from the muppet show is holding a piece of cloth and says it was you
ALT: beaker from the muppet show is holding a piece of cloth and says it was you
media.tenor.com
December 27, 2025 at 3:18 PM
Reposted by MrFuzzyFart♿
Cartoon by Bill Bramhall | Tribune Content Agency
December 26, 2025 at 4:31 AM
Wake up the day after Christmas and I read...HE DID WHAT????
December 26, 2025 at 3:43 PM
Worth it
December 26, 2025 at 3:00 AM
The "Here comes Santa Clause" verse that says
He is a miracle come to all if we just follow the light
So let's give thanks to the Lord above, 'cause Santa Claus comes tonight....
Me:
a man is holding a baby in a sling and says " can you ear-muff it for me ? "
ALT: a man is holding a baby in a sling and says " can you ear-muff it for me ? "
media.tenor.com
December 26, 2025 at 2:42 AM
Revenge of the savage planet is on sale for only $12 if you already have the original Journey to the savage planet.
Buying now. I enjoyed the first one & that was finished in about 22hrs. This one looks bigger.
youtu.be/P2YZ1jvDrjI
Revenge of the Savage Planet Official Trailer
YouTube video by IGN
youtu.be
December 26, 2025 at 1:01 AM
Reposted by MrFuzzyFart♿
A few excerpts from Darmok's Christmas Story:

Ralphie and Flick, at the flagpole.

Randy, his arms down.

The Old Man, when the lamp broke.

Santa and Ralphie, on the mountain.
December 25, 2025 at 9:51 PM
I don't normally post my pics but this was prior to the pandemic. I like this pic.
I am now Santa Clause. My beard is long & I'm way overweight.
December 26, 2025 at 12:35 AM
Wow..
"Clasic Christmas" is playing Eagles - Please Come Home For Christmas" and I thought, "This isn't classic" but it's from 1978. I guess it's ok.
a man with a beard wearing a hoodie that says um
ALT: a man with a beard wearing a hoodie that says um
media.tenor.com
December 25, 2025 at 11:49 PM
Doesn't grasp the concept of why music exists. It's to encourage emotion.
December 25, 2025 at 11:46 PM
1 lb candy cane for knocking that right wing uncle out.
December 25, 2025 at 11:24 PM
I don't know why the opening is so fast and then it slows to a romantic crawl but..here's Luther Vandross
youtu.be/73oZyC6Jc30?...
Luther Vandross - Every Year, Every Christmas (Official Video)
YouTube video by LutherVandrossVEVO
youtu.be
December 25, 2025 at 11:10 PM
North Pole Nicks
December 25, 2025 at 9:38 PM