mrFilthyOnion
@mrfilthyonion.bsky.social
Exactly the kind of person who's still smiling at dogs and never with their owners.
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tell your grandma i look just like her college boyfriend.
the thing is i read my foucault long ago and the clinic was stillborn
December 18, 2025 at 6:54 PM
the thing is i read my foucault long ago and the clinic was stillborn
basking in the lowlight of a dayglo orange sunset
December 16, 2025 at 9:32 PM
basking in the lowlight of a dayglo orange sunset
my hottest take is that -doodles are all unapologetically ugly. more for you.
December 16, 2025 at 9:16 PM
my hottest take is that -doodles are all unapologetically ugly. more for you.
the best thing i consistently do for my career is ask men if they prefer to be called by their name, a nickname, or their surname.
December 12, 2025 at 6:33 PM
the best thing i consistently do for my career is ask men if they prefer to be called by their name, a nickname, or their surname.
one of the most galling realizations is that whales, dolphins, beluga, and probably many seals die drowning if they don't die of violence.
December 5, 2025 at 3:19 PM
one of the most galling realizations is that whales, dolphins, beluga, and probably many seals die drowning if they don't die of violence.
does google know that the thing they'll be most fondly remembered for is the cute anonimal icons in google docs?
November 28, 2025 at 11:15 PM
does google know that the thing they'll be most fondly remembered for is the cute anonimal icons in google docs?
the real secret to a lazy day at work is participating in two gift swaps on the same day with the intention of leaving early.
November 25, 2025 at 7:26 PM
the real secret to a lazy day at work is participating in two gift swaps on the same day with the intention of leaving early.
when you tell me your favourite movie is the second hangover that's all i need to know to have decided who you are
November 19, 2025 at 4:52 PM
when you tell me your favourite movie is the second hangover that's all i need to know to have decided who you are
I love that ravel and unravel can be synonyms.
November 18, 2025 at 9:49 PM
I love that ravel and unravel can be synonyms.
this week's portmanteau: parannoyed. my general emotional state at work
November 13, 2025 at 4:30 PM
this week's portmanteau: parannoyed. my general emotional state at work
jumping into your 10am meeting a minute early to watch it be rescheduled for 10:30am is a peculiar hell
November 12, 2025 at 3:07 PM
jumping into your 10am meeting a minute early to watch it be rescheduled for 10:30am is a peculiar hell
enjoying the growing trend of creators actively stating they're not using ai
November 9, 2025 at 6:29 PM
enjoying the growing trend of creators actively stating they're not using ai
scaleless snakes just look like they've been tattooed
November 3, 2025 at 9:12 PM
scaleless snakes just look like they've been tattooed
rediscovered 160-200bpm techno t his weekend and it's about to be everyone's problem
November 3, 2025 at 4:30 PM
rediscovered 160-200bpm techno t his weekend and it's about to be everyone's problem
i can only imagine the medieval times knights are knee-deep in their preferred genitals.
November 2, 2025 at 2:39 PM
i can only imagine the medieval times knights are knee-deep in their preferred genitals.
2025 is sitting in a cheap bar eavesdropping on the most corpo b2b bandwidth scope investment current model in house developer could we see a world totally startup literally literally literally bandwidth scope sooooo myea engagement control livestream follower ROI yapping of all time. Friday, 2pm
October 31, 2025 at 6:09 PM
2025 is sitting in a cheap bar eavesdropping on the most corpo b2b bandwidth scope investment current model in house developer could we see a world totally startup literally literally literally bandwidth scope sooooo myea engagement control livestream follower ROI yapping of all time. Friday, 2pm
shh don't tell them i did 5d of work in 4d because 4d of work was estimated at 5d (on purpose)
October 30, 2025 at 7:50 PM
shh don't tell them i did 5d of work in 4d because 4d of work was estimated at 5d (on purpose)
the unhinged desire to run a one shot called 'the blend' where people bring in all their old character sheets from across systems and we make it work. DC 2 in VTM sounds an awful lot like AC 12 in D&D 5e to me...
October 28, 2025 at 3:20 PM
the unhinged desire to run a one shot called 'the blend' where people bring in all their old character sheets from across systems and we make it work. DC 2 in VTM sounds an awful lot like AC 12 in D&D 5e to me...
wind whistling through my earrings, legs akimbo
October 19, 2025 at 2:01 PM
wind whistling through my earrings, legs akimbo
priests as m'lordy volcels
October 16, 2025 at 1:40 PM
priests as m'lordy volcels
bennett foddy has a knack for the four button hellscape (positive)
October 15, 2025 at 4:52 PM
bennett foddy has a knack for the four button hellscape (positive)
pushing paper is bad but pushing envelopes is good and that's really just functional origami
October 15, 2025 at 2:50 PM
pushing paper is bad but pushing envelopes is good and that's really just functional origami
mcdonalds fries taste best with a&w honey mustard
October 12, 2025 at 2:55 AM
mcdonalds fries taste best with a&w honey mustard
twisting a moustache and calling my variable 'datum'
October 9, 2025 at 3:40 PM
twisting a moustache and calling my variable 'datum'