Sam
@mrcomit.bsky.social
Atheist • 22 • debates won: 39 • debates lost: 48 • 146IQ • Libertarian • 🌹 • web3 • ML • 129IQ • Anti-Marxist • LOVES AMERICA 🦅🦅🦅
BREAKING: captain toad has been spotted on the launch star logs for epstein galaxy
November 12, 2025 at 7:55 PM
BREAKING: captain toad has been spotted on the launch star logs for epstein galaxy
rotating finance bro: your net torque is your net worth
November 5, 2025 at 5:15 PM
rotating finance bro: your net torque is your net worth
For Zohran Mamdani's first order as mayor, the cop who killed Peanut The Squirrel will be receiving the medal of honor.
Thank you for your attention to this matter
Thank you for your attention to this matter
November 5, 2025 at 4:19 AM
For Zohran Mamdani's first order as mayor, the cop who killed Peanut The Squirrel will be receiving the medal of honor.
Thank you for your attention to this matter
Thank you for your attention to this matter
If your pastor didn't talk about Charlie Kirk this morning, find a new Church.
October 26, 2025 at 7:11 PM
If your pastor didn't talk about Charlie Kirk this morning, find a new Church.
"to bits" has gotta be the worst way to get hacked
October 19, 2025 at 2:23 AM
"to bits" has gotta be the worst way to get hacked
on my third tube of ivermectin and i STILL cant get hard
anyone know how many its supposed to take?
anyone know how many its supposed to take?
October 7, 2025 at 11:22 PM
on my third tube of ivermectin and i STILL cant get hard
anyone know how many its supposed to take?
anyone know how many its supposed to take?
wait.
he turned himself into a fucking PICKLE?????
he turned himself into a fucking PICKLE?????
September 30, 2025 at 1:20 AM
wait.
he turned himself into a fucking PICKLE?????
he turned himself into a fucking PICKLE?????
listening to ed sheeran
September 18, 2025 at 2:44 AM
listening to ed sheeran
top 9 reddit mods who have had sex
August 31, 2025 at 4:15 AM
top 9 reddit mods who have had sex
do you think cranky kong still cranks it every night
July 17, 2025 at 11:55 PM
do you think cranky kong still cranks it every night
"um, no. Spongebob doesnt live in a pineapple 'because it makes his cum taste better.' That's ridiculous."
June 3, 2025 at 11:02 PM
"um, no. Spongebob doesnt live in a pineapple 'because it makes his cum taste better.' That's ridiculous."
guy whos only ever played Pikmin 1 trying out Pikmin 2 for the first time:
Getting a lot of 'Pikmin 1' vibes from this
Getting a lot of 'Pikmin 1' vibes from this
May 24, 2025 at 8:14 PM
guy whos only ever played Pikmin 1 trying out Pikmin 2 for the first time:
Getting a lot of 'Pikmin 1' vibes from this
Getting a lot of 'Pikmin 1' vibes from this
Neil Armstrong Transvestigation: First WOMAN On The Moon?
May 10, 2025 at 2:21 AM
Neil Armstrong Transvestigation: First WOMAN On The Moon?
[on trial for murder]
the prosecution is engaging in a blatant ad-homicide attack
the prosecution is engaging in a blatant ad-homicide attack
April 25, 2025 at 7:54 PM
[on trial for murder]
the prosecution is engaging in a blatant ad-homicide attack
the prosecution is engaging in a blatant ad-homicide attack
if a rap song doesnt start with "my name is ___ and im here to say," i click off it immediately
March 5, 2025 at 4:57 AM
if a rap song doesnt start with "my name is ___ and im here to say," i click off it immediately
they call me Excel the way im header row sexual
March 2, 2025 at 4:38 PM
they call me Excel the way im header row sexual
BREAKING: President Trump to rename "Gulf of America" to "Gulf of Gaza" after negotiation talks with Israeli PM Benjamin Netanyahu.
"We will return them to the water. They are a very waterful people."
"We will return them to the water. They are a very waterful people."
February 11, 2025 at 1:45 AM
BREAKING: President Trump to rename "Gulf of America" to "Gulf of Gaza" after negotiation talks with Israeli PM Benjamin Netanyahu.
"We will return them to the water. They are a very waterful people."
"We will return them to the water. They are a very waterful people."
cool names for penises: Dwayne the Rock Hard Johnson
January 28, 2025 at 1:07 AM
cool names for penises: Dwayne the Rock Hard Johnson
200 years in the future... “Honey, have you seen my iPhone 378? I need it to preorder my Switch 3.”
January 16, 2025 at 4:15 PM
200 years in the future... “Honey, have you seen my iPhone 378? I need it to preorder my Switch 3.”
in rainbows literally starts with five 11/10 songs in a row
January 16, 2025 at 4:34 AM
in rainbows literally starts with five 11/10 songs in a row
so is he actually not joking when he says he wants to annex canada
January 7, 2025 at 5:53 PM
so is he actually not joking when he says he wants to annex canada
she walk in on my phoenix, then i go joker
January 3, 2025 at 10:02 PM
she walk in on my phoenix, then i go joker
[AI] This is what Pokémon would look like if they remade it in 2025 for today's youth
January 2, 2025 at 9:32 PM
[AI] This is what Pokémon would look like if they remade it in 2025 for today's youth
yearly revision of my top 100 albums list
December 31, 2024 at 11:06 PM
yearly revision of my top 100 albums list
It's about that time of the year where I rank my favorite albums/eps that released in the last 12 months. 2024 was easily one of the strongest years for music that I've witnessed
10. glass beach - plastic death
Very sonically bright and colorful rock music. It's emo but not in the cringe way
10. glass beach - plastic death
Very sonically bright and colorful rock music. It's emo but not in the cringe way
December 22, 2024 at 10:55 PM
It's about that time of the year where I rank my favorite albums/eps that released in the last 12 months. 2024 was easily one of the strongest years for music that I've witnessed
10. glass beach - plastic death
Very sonically bright and colorful rock music. It's emo but not in the cringe way
10. glass beach - plastic death
Very sonically bright and colorful rock music. It's emo but not in the cringe way