Chris White
@mrchriswhite.bsky.social
Writer, Poet, and Illustrator from Derby, UK. Doodling & Poeting across the globe. Seen a million faces, rocked one or two of ‘em.
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Special offer below! 👇🏽
Derbyshire & Nottinghamshire Schools!
The doodling poet himself @mrchriswhite.bsky.social is offering special rates on visits!
If you've seen Chris in action, you know his visits are unforgettable - many schools have told us he was their best visitor ever!
Get in touch to book.
The doodling poet himself @mrchriswhite.bsky.social is offering special rates on visits!
If you've seen Chris in action, you know his visits are unforgettable - many schools have told us he was their best visitor ever!
Get in touch to book.
November 7, 2025 at 6:43 AM
Special offer below! 👇🏽
Special Offer Ahoy! 👇
Derbyshire & Nottinghamshire Schools!
The doodling poet himself @mrchriswhite.bsky.social is offering special rates on visits!
If you've seen Chris in action, you know his visits are unforgettable - many schools have told us he was their best visitor ever!
Get in touch to book.
The doodling poet himself @mrchriswhite.bsky.social is offering special rates on visits!
If you've seen Chris in action, you know his visits are unforgettable - many schools have told us he was their best visitor ever!
Get in touch to book.
October 27, 2025 at 10:29 PM
Special Offer Ahoy! 👇
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Derbyshire & Nottinghamshire Schools!
The doodling poet himself @mrchriswhite.bsky.social is offering special rates on visits!
If you've seen Chris in action, you know his visits are unforgettable - many schools have told us he was their best visitor ever!
Get in touch to book.
The doodling poet himself @mrchriswhite.bsky.social is offering special rates on visits!
If you've seen Chris in action, you know his visits are unforgettable - many schools have told us he was their best visitor ever!
Get in touch to book.
October 24, 2025 at 12:52 PM
Derbyshire & Nottinghamshire Schools!
The doodling poet himself @mrchriswhite.bsky.social is offering special rates on visits!
If you've seen Chris in action, you know his visits are unforgettable - many schools have told us he was their best visitor ever!
Get in touch to book.
The doodling poet himself @mrchriswhite.bsky.social is offering special rates on visits!
If you've seen Chris in action, you know his visits are unforgettable - many schools have told us he was their best visitor ever!
Get in touch to book.
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Preorders for the paperback version of
Robots vs Princesses vs Unicorns vs Hamsters are GO!
(Hardback coming soon!)
Out June 24th
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Preorders for the paperback version of
Robots vs Princesses vs Unicorns vs Hamsters are GO!
(Hardback coming soon!)
Out June 24th
amzn.eu/d/3gCzVJ6
May 21, 2025 at 6:57 AM
🤖👸🦄🐹
Preorders for the paperback version of
Robots vs Princesses vs Unicorns vs Hamsters are GO!
(Hardback coming soon!)
Out June 24th
amzn.eu/d/3gCzVJ6
Preorders for the paperback version of
Robots vs Princesses vs Unicorns vs Hamsters are GO!
(Hardback coming soon!)
Out June 24th
amzn.eu/d/3gCzVJ6
What a bonkers night last night was! I entered my 1st ever poetry slam, as part of ‘Dracula Returns to Derby’. Somehow, I won.
I read ‘Bitey the Veggie Vampire’ & ‘Being a Vampire Really Sucks’ & returned to my crypt with the prize of a spangly cape & the title of Derby’s 1st ever ‘Count of Poetry’
I read ‘Bitey the Veggie Vampire’ & ‘Being a Vampire Really Sucks’ & returned to my crypt with the prize of a spangly cape & the title of Derby’s 1st ever ‘Count of Poetry’
May 18, 2025 at 8:02 AM
What a bonkers night last night was! I entered my 1st ever poetry slam, as part of ‘Dracula Returns to Derby’. Somehow, I won.
I read ‘Bitey the Veggie Vampire’ & ‘Being a Vampire Really Sucks’ & returned to my crypt with the prize of a spangly cape & the title of Derby’s 1st ever ‘Count of Poetry’
I read ‘Bitey the Veggie Vampire’ & ‘Being a Vampire Really Sucks’ & returned to my crypt with the prize of a spangly cape & the title of Derby’s 1st ever ‘Count of Poetry’
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Looking for some blood-curdling poetry to really sink your teeth into?🩸
Look no further: this vampiric poetry slam is coming to Derby next Friday night. Featuring chilling performances, terrifying spoken word and truly frightening drag acts. 🧛♂️🦇
Get your tickets here ⏬
buff.ly/jW2di8i
Look no further: this vampiric poetry slam is coming to Derby next Friday night. Featuring chilling performances, terrifying spoken word and truly frightening drag acts. 🧛♂️🦇
Get your tickets here ⏬
buff.ly/jW2di8i
May 9, 2025 at 11:02 AM
Looking for some blood-curdling poetry to really sink your teeth into?🩸
Look no further: this vampiric poetry slam is coming to Derby next Friday night. Featuring chilling performances, terrifying spoken word and truly frightening drag acts. 🧛♂️🦇
Get your tickets here ⏬
buff.ly/jW2di8i
Look no further: this vampiric poetry slam is coming to Derby next Friday night. Featuring chilling performances, terrifying spoken word and truly frightening drag acts. 🧛♂️🦇
Get your tickets here ⏬
buff.ly/jW2di8i
I’ve something to complain about
It’s making me perspire
Dya know how much it costs these days
To put air in a tyre?
It used to be just twenty pence
Now, I don’t wanna bore ya
But now it is two pounds or more!
Well that’s inflation for ya…
It’s making me perspire
Dya know how much it costs these days
To put air in a tyre?
It used to be just twenty pence
Now, I don’t wanna bore ya
But now it is two pounds or more!
Well that’s inflation for ya…
May 4, 2025 at 8:24 AM
I’ve something to complain about
It’s making me perspire
Dya know how much it costs these days
To put air in a tyre?
It used to be just twenty pence
Now, I don’t wanna bore ya
But now it is two pounds or more!
Well that’s inflation for ya…
It’s making me perspire
Dya know how much it costs these days
To put air in a tyre?
It used to be just twenty pence
Now, I don’t wanna bore ya
But now it is two pounds or more!
Well that’s inflation for ya…
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Thrilled with latest #bookpost I can’t wait to read this with our #6yrold look out for my #bookreview when I join the #blogtour to celebrate the #firstbirthday of #theklangaroo by the wonderful @dreambeastpoems.bsky.social @mrchriswhite.bsky.social Thank you Mark Chris & Hannah xxx
April 27, 2025 at 4:48 PM
Thrilled with latest #bookpost I can’t wait to read this with our #6yrold look out for my #bookreview when I join the #blogtour to celebrate the #firstbirthday of #theklangaroo by the wonderful @dreambeastpoems.bsky.social @mrchriswhite.bsky.social Thank you Mark Chris & Hannah xxx
📚💙 #IndiePressDay
Happy to have my latest book published by the greatest of indie publishers, HB Publishing, on June 24th. Yay for the little publishers doing big things!
Happy to have my latest book published by the greatest of indie publishers, HB Publishing, on June 24th. Yay for the little publishers doing big things!
May 1, 2025 at 12:48 PM
📚💙 #IndiePressDay
Happy to have my latest book published by the greatest of indie publishers, HB Publishing, on June 24th. Yay for the little publishers doing big things!
Happy to have my latest book published by the greatest of indie publishers, HB Publishing, on June 24th. Yay for the little publishers doing big things!
📚💙 New Book Alert!
Coming Summer ‘25! #newbook #books #kidlit #cartoons #art #kidsbooks #publishing #unicorns #robots #hamsters #princesses #awesomeness
Coming Summer ‘25! #newbook #books #kidlit #cartoons #art #kidsbooks #publishing #unicorns #robots #hamsters #princesses #awesomeness
April 14, 2025 at 9:13 PM
📚💙 New Book Alert!
Coming Summer ‘25! #newbook #books #kidlit #cartoons #art #kidsbooks #publishing #unicorns #robots #hamsters #princesses #awesomeness
Coming Summer ‘25! #newbook #books #kidlit #cartoons #art #kidsbooks #publishing #unicorns #robots #hamsters #princesses #awesomeness
April 12, 2025 at 1:33 PM
April 12, 2025 at 5:52 AM
Some rhyming ramblings from the head of twerp. Who gives these people pens eh? #poem #poetry #verse #art #writing #allthehashtags #everybodyignoresmeanyway
April 11, 2025 at 3:55 PM
Some rhyming ramblings from the head of twerp. Who gives these people pens eh? #poem #poetry #verse #art #writing #allthehashtags #everybodyignoresmeanyway
Lord Christoph von Doodlechump III. Oil on canvas. Found near the bins down the side of a Costa Coffee in Lichfield.
April 10, 2025 at 7:07 AM
Lord Christoph von Doodlechump III. Oil on canvas. Found near the bins down the side of a Costa Coffee in Lichfield.
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April 8, 2025 at 5:43 AM
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Squeaky! SQUEEEAK! 2025!!!*
*Translation: Coming Summer 2025
*Translation: Coming Summer 2025
April 7, 2025 at 5:57 AM
Squeaky! SQUEEEAK! 2025!!!*
*Translation: Coming Summer 2025
*Translation: Coming Summer 2025
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April 2, 2025 at 5:30 AM
April 8, 2025 at 5:43 AM
Squeaky! SQUEEEAK! 2025!!!*
*Translation: Coming Summer 2025
*Translation: Coming Summer 2025
April 7, 2025 at 5:57 AM
Squeaky! SQUEEEAK! 2025!!!*
*Translation: Coming Summer 2025
*Translation: Coming Summer 2025
April 2, 2025 at 5:30 AM
Coming soon to a galaxy near you…
#book #newbook #kidlit #art #unicorns #robots #princesses #hamsters #cartoons #childrensbooks #space #awesomestoriesthatwillblowyourmind
#book #newbook #kidlit #art #unicorns #robots #princesses #hamsters #cartoons #childrensbooks #space #awesomestoriesthatwillblowyourmind
March 27, 2025 at 1:23 PM
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My picture book 'The Klangaroo' with Chris White is out now with some great deals on Amazon. I am particularly proud of the hardback version. 🦘 🤖 👩🏽🔬
Here's a sneaky preview of the magnificent illustrations.
Here's the Amazon Link: www.amazon.co.uk/Klangaroo-Ma...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=gBlL...
Here's a sneaky preview of the magnificent illustrations.
Here's the Amazon Link: www.amazon.co.uk/Klangaroo-Ma...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=gBlL...
The Klangaroo: a wild and wacky robot and kangaroo story for kids. Picture Book out now!
YouTube video by Mr Dreambeast
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March 13, 2025 at 3:32 PM
My picture book 'The Klangaroo' with Chris White is out now with some great deals on Amazon. I am particularly proud of the hardback version. 🦘 🤖 👩🏽🔬
Here's a sneaky preview of the magnificent illustrations.
Here's the Amazon Link: www.amazon.co.uk/Klangaroo-Ma...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=gBlL...
Here's a sneaky preview of the magnificent illustrations.
Here's the Amazon Link: www.amazon.co.uk/Klangaroo-Ma...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=gBlL...