Brocktoon
@mrbelvedere.bsky.social
He/Him
Teacher- middle school and adjunct prof
How bout dem O's
Human
Mostly harmless
Teacher- middle school and adjunct prof
How bout dem O's
Human
Mostly harmless
I was inspired to write a poem while proctoring state testing yesterday.
No electronic devices beyond this point.
Do not begin until I say.
25 paces wide
I can't help you, but I can read that again for you.
26 paces long
Did you answer all the questions?
I'm sorry you have to do this.
No electronic devices beyond this point.
Do not begin until I say.
25 paces wide
I can't help you, but I can read that again for you.
26 paces long
Did you answer all the questions?
I'm sorry you have to do this.
December 12, 2025 at 10:42 AM
I was inspired to write a poem while proctoring state testing yesterday.
No electronic devices beyond this point.
Do not begin until I say.
25 paces wide
I can't help you, but I can read that again for you.
26 paces long
Did you answer all the questions?
I'm sorry you have to do this.
No electronic devices beyond this point.
Do not begin until I say.
25 paces wide
I can't help you, but I can read that again for you.
26 paces long
Did you answer all the questions?
I'm sorry you have to do this.
Wait, my beloved O's signed a big name free agent and he's not over the hill and past his prime? What is going on in this timeline?
December 10, 2025 at 6:15 PM
Wait, my beloved O's signed a big name free agent and he's not over the hill and past his prime? What is going on in this timeline?
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I made a helpful flowchart for folks hope this helps:
Are you a random person not connected in any way to higher ed who has strong opinions about people receiving accommodations for their school work?
⬇️
Shut your fucking mouth
Are you a random person not connected in any way to higher ed who has strong opinions about people receiving accommodations for their school work?
⬇️
Shut your fucking mouth
December 3, 2025 at 2:47 PM
I made a helpful flowchart for folks hope this helps:
Are you a random person not connected in any way to higher ed who has strong opinions about people receiving accommodations for their school work?
⬇️
Shut your fucking mouth
Are you a random person not connected in any way to higher ed who has strong opinions about people receiving accommodations for their school work?
⬇️
Shut your fucking mouth
Shout out to all my teacher and professorial comrades teaching this week. Goodness, the kids are tired, the brains are fried, and YES WE HAVE SCHOOL TOMORROW!
November 25, 2025 at 10:34 PM
Shout out to all my teacher and professorial comrades teaching this week. Goodness, the kids are tired, the brains are fried, and YES WE HAVE SCHOOL TOMORROW!
I don't post much about work here, but today was a good teaching day. Make a group of 7th graders "water engineers" in charge of controlling the Tigris and Euphrates and good things happen. This Village Elder thinks the kids are all right.
October 3, 2025 at 12:59 AM
I don't post much about work here, but today was a good teaching day. Make a group of 7th graders "water engineers" in charge of controlling the Tigris and Euphrates and good things happen. This Village Elder thinks the kids are all right.
I reached level 16 in Ingress today. It took nine years. Great little game
September 12, 2025 at 1:26 AM
I reached level 16 in Ingress today. It took nine years. Great little game
It's September, which means the O's can't make the playoffs, but they can still run it for others. Maybe that's the true meaning of Orioles Magic.
September 7, 2025 at 10:39 AM
It's September, which means the O's can't make the playoffs, but they can still run it for others. Maybe that's the true meaning of Orioles Magic.
Blowing a 2-1 lead in the 9th to lose 3-2? That's Orioles Magic, baby!
It was still a really lovely day at OPACY and I still love dem O's.
It was still a really lovely day at OPACY and I still love dem O's.
August 11, 2025 at 2:27 AM
Blowing a 2-1 lead in the 9th to lose 3-2? That's Orioles Magic, baby!
It was still a really lovely day at OPACY and I still love dem O's.
It was still a really lovely day at OPACY and I still love dem O's.
The world is in fire, institutions are failing, but I shot my best round of the summer today. Stupid game giveth, stupid game taketh away
August 5, 2025 at 5:49 PM
The world is in fire, institutions are failing, but I shot my best round of the summer today. Stupid game giveth, stupid game taketh away
Didn't want to see Cedric Mullins treated. Oof.
July 31, 2025 at 9:48 PM
Didn't want to see Cedric Mullins treated. Oof.
Dental plan! Lisa needs braces...
June 16, 2025 at 10:32 AM
Dental plan! Lisa needs braces...
@jeremytache.bsky.social
Another great Pitch Count! I'd love to hear David Samson on one, but I feel like I'm the only fan of the show to say that!
Keep them coming, Jackie with the Mid!
Another great Pitch Count! I'd love to hear David Samson on one, but I feel like I'm the only fan of the show to say that!
Keep them coming, Jackie with the Mid!
April 4, 2025 at 11:15 PM
@jeremytache.bsky.social
Another great Pitch Count! I'd love to hear David Samson on one, but I feel like I'm the only fan of the show to say that!
Keep them coming, Jackie with the Mid!
Another great Pitch Count! I'd love to hear David Samson on one, but I feel like I'm the only fan of the show to say that!
Keep them coming, Jackie with the Mid!
Thanks to @jessicasmetana.bsky.social and @jeremytache.bsky.social for a great selection show! Get some sleep, we need hot takes in the morning!
March 17, 2025 at 12:42 AM
Thanks to @jessicasmetana.bsky.social and @jeremytache.bsky.social for a great selection show! Get some sleep, we need hot takes in the morning!
Spring flowers are beginning to emerge in the lawn.
March 9, 2025 at 11:22 PM
Spring flowers are beginning to emerge in the lawn.
I am not the target audience for this halftime show, but damn that was good
February 10, 2025 at 1:58 AM
I am not the target audience for this halftime show, but damn that was good
Driving in fog is the worst. That is all.
December 28, 2024 at 11:14 PM
Driving in fog is the worst. That is all.
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Department Of Grifting Enablers, Could Only Inspire Nepotism is the real name please share widely
November 24, 2024 at 2:57 PM
Department Of Grifting Enablers, Could Only Inspire Nepotism is the real name please share widely
Snow is lovely and beautiful. It's also heavy as hell. Heck of a workout today.
November 22, 2024 at 11:41 PM
Snow is lovely and beautiful. It's also heavy as hell. Heck of a workout today.
I voted today! Love a no excuse mail-in ballot!
October 19, 2024 at 5:26 PM
I voted today! Love a no excuse mail-in ballot!
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This swing state voter just got his mail-in ballot! We're not going back!
October 11, 2024 at 11:04 PM
This swing state voter just got his mail-in ballot! We're not going back!
Yesterday was Mia's one year gotcha anniversary. From shy long-term shelter resident to sassy, vocal diva. Good kitty!
September 30, 2024 at 12:57 AM
Yesterday was Mia's one year gotcha anniversary. From shy long-term shelter resident to sassy, vocal diva. Good kitty!
The video I shot is too big a file, but the Harris rally in Wilkes-Barre last night was electric!
September 14, 2024 at 1:38 PM
The video I shot is too big a file, but the Harris rally in Wilkes-Barre last night was electric!