b00jum
@mrangroblack.bsky.social
Back from extended hiatus in T̺͕͎͖̯̞͞Ȟ̇̐ͦ̇͘E̤͋ ̴̟̯͗͋͑̊V̓͂҉̭̜̤̻Ọ͎ͨ̾I̞̪ͮ̆͐͗͒D̖̗͉̰̺̩ͨ̿͞ͅ
My nouns are amateurish at best
My nouns are amateurish at best
John Waters' 'Bedknobs and Broomsticks'
September 26, 2025 at 1:36 AM
John Waters' 'Bedknobs and Broomsticks'
The composition of this shot cannot be an accident.
September 19, 2025 at 2:26 AM
The composition of this shot cannot be an accident.
I AM *ADDRESSING*
[haymakers a guy in the face]
MY *TRAUMA*
[dislocates another guy’s shoulder]
AND *TRYING*
[Muay Thai kneebreaker]
TO BE A *BETTER*
[knees a dude in the balls hard enough to lift him off his feet]
*PERSON*
[throws a dude through a railing, Wilhelm scream]
[haymakers a guy in the face]
MY *TRAUMA*
[dislocates another guy’s shoulder]
AND *TRYING*
[Muay Thai kneebreaker]
TO BE A *BETTER*
[knees a dude in the balls hard enough to lift him off his feet]
*PERSON*
[throws a dude through a railing, Wilhelm scream]
March 25, 2025 at 5:39 AM
I AM *ADDRESSING*
[haymakers a guy in the face]
MY *TRAUMA*
[dislocates another guy’s shoulder]
AND *TRYING*
[Muay Thai kneebreaker]
TO BE A *BETTER*
[knees a dude in the balls hard enough to lift him off his feet]
*PERSON*
[throws a dude through a railing, Wilhelm scream]
[haymakers a guy in the face]
MY *TRAUMA*
[dislocates another guy’s shoulder]
AND *TRYING*
[Muay Thai kneebreaker]
TO BE A *BETTER*
[knees a dude in the balls hard enough to lift him off his feet]
*PERSON*
[throws a dude through a railing, Wilhelm scream]
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The more they convince you that you can't rely on anyone, that every stranger is a potential enemy, the more money they make giving you the things a community should give you.
February 6, 2025 at 9:17 PM
The more they convince you that you can't rely on anyone, that every stranger is a potential enemy, the more money they make giving you the things a community should give you.
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They want you isolated. They want you to think you have to do it all on your own. So then, when you think, "I need a ride somewhere," or "I need help with this," or "I need this made," you think, "I have to pay someone to do that," instead of "who do I know who will help me with that?"
February 6, 2025 at 9:17 PM
They want you isolated. They want you to think you have to do it all on your own. So then, when you think, "I need a ride somewhere," or "I need help with this," or "I need this made," you think, "I have to pay someone to do that," instead of "who do I know who will help me with that?"
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Changing up my profile since I’ve started following people from Threads. Handle is still my old Twitter name since SOMEONE IS SQUATTING ON MY NAME
January 30, 2025 at 5:16 PM
Changing up my profile since I’ve started following people from Threads. Handle is still my old Twitter name since SOMEONE IS SQUATTING ON MY NAME
My great grandfather was taken from Poland by the Reich in 1931. The last anyone ever saw of him, he was forced into building a bridge for the Germans. They bulldozed the family farm and my grandfather and remaining family fled to the States with nothing.
January 28, 2025 at 4:55 AM
My great grandfather was taken from Poland by the Reich in 1931. The last anyone ever saw of him, he was forced into building a bridge for the Germans. They bulldozed the family farm and my grandfather and remaining family fled to the States with nothing.
Had a dream once, a long time ago, where I was walking down a square, lightless, concrete hallway towards a light. I could hear screaming, gunfire and explosions getting louder as I got closer to the end of the hallway, which opened out to the vista of a ruined city.
January 24, 2025 at 12:29 AM
Had a dream once, a long time ago, where I was walking down a square, lightless, concrete hallway towards a light. I could hear screaming, gunfire and explosions getting louder as I got closer to the end of the hallway, which opened out to the vista of a ruined city.
In the dream, you and I are driving a big, rumbling car from the Golden Age; sometimes it’s a ‘68 Charger that smells like leather inside, sometimes it’s ‘76 Econoline that smells like cigarettes and Armor-All.
January 24, 2025 at 12:24 AM
In the dream, you and I are driving a big, rumbling car from the Golden Age; sometimes it’s a ‘68 Charger that smells like leather inside, sometimes it’s ‘76 Econoline that smells like cigarettes and Armor-All.
I'm pretty sure I'm on some kind of list already, so I'm just gonna keep researching problematic topics.
Today's subject: the parts required to convert an AR-10 to 6.5 Creedmoor
Today's subject: the parts required to convert an AR-10 to 6.5 Creedmoor
January 22, 2025 at 5:33 AM
I'm pretty sure I'm on some kind of list already, so I'm just gonna keep researching problematic topics.
Today's subject: the parts required to convert an AR-10 to 6.5 Creedmoor
Today's subject: the parts required to convert an AR-10 to 6.5 Creedmoor
My money is on the drones being advance scout craft for a highly-advanced race of sub-oceanic cephalopods.
They know we’ve been eating their nearest evolutionary relatives and shitting in their oceans and the time has come to pay the squiddy price
They know we’ve been eating their nearest evolutionary relatives and shitting in their oceans and the time has come to pay the squiddy price
December 18, 2024 at 12:25 AM
My money is on the drones being advance scout craft for a highly-advanced race of sub-oceanic cephalopods.
They know we’ve been eating their nearest evolutionary relatives and shitting in their oceans and the time has come to pay the squiddy price
They know we’ve been eating their nearest evolutionary relatives and shitting in their oceans and the time has come to pay the squiddy price
How many more times are we going to fail this Tower of Babel experiment before we just kinda give up on new social media and retreat to our own corners LIKE GOD INTENDED
December 14, 2024 at 8:50 PM
How many more times are we going to fail this Tower of Babel experiment before we just kinda give up on new social media and retreat to our own corners LIKE GOD INTENDED
Catch me in the club feeling exhausted by and kinda just *over* the transitory and impermanent nature of social media
December 14, 2024 at 8:43 PM
Catch me in the club feeling exhausted by and kinda just *over* the transitory and impermanent nature of social media
Social media is the woodshed behind which my worst thoughts are put out of their misery.
I do not linger here out of hope, nursing a dream of recognizance and fame.
I linger as one does in any place of death: somber, regretful, and sad.
These words were always doomed to pass unmourned and forgotten.
I do not linger here out of hope, nursing a dream of recognizance and fame.
I linger as one does in any place of death: somber, regretful, and sad.
These words were always doomed to pass unmourned and forgotten.
October 12, 2024 at 6:47 AM
Social media is the woodshed behind which my worst thoughts are put out of their misery.
I do not linger here out of hope, nursing a dream of recognizance and fame.
I linger as one does in any place of death: somber, regretful, and sad.
These words were always doomed to pass unmourned and forgotten.
I do not linger here out of hope, nursing a dream of recognizance and fame.
I linger as one does in any place of death: somber, regretful, and sad.
These words were always doomed to pass unmourned and forgotten.
Don't worry, everyone! As the internet becomes loaded down with the spawn of its horrid AI children, they will begin to feast on themselves and produce more and more broken nightmares until the internet as we know it must be put behind a wall.
October 9, 2024 at 8:00 AM
Don't worry, everyone! As the internet becomes loaded down with the spawn of its horrid AI children, they will begin to feast on themselves and produce more and more broken nightmares until the internet as we know it must be put behind a wall.
Sure, it's funny NOW, but when Moo Deng reaches adolescence and gets Harambe'd for dismembering a zookeeper YOUR TEARS WILL NOT WASH AWAY THE BLOOD
September 26, 2024 at 2:26 AM
Sure, it's funny NOW, but when Moo Deng reaches adolescence and gets Harambe'd for dismembering a zookeeper YOUR TEARS WILL NOT WASH AWAY THE BLOOD
I keep telling the ladies they cannot have my blood but they keep *ASKING* for my blood and I HAVE TO KEEP TELLING THEM NO
September 23, 2024 at 11:33 PM
I keep telling the ladies they cannot have my blood but they keep *ASKING* for my blood and I HAVE TO KEEP TELLING THEM NO
The only "people pleasing" I have bandwidth for involves being face down between them thighs
September 23, 2024 at 6:23 AM
The only "people pleasing" I have bandwidth for involves being face down between them thighs
Sometimes the robot vacuum has to stop what it's doing and take a little poop at the docking station and I have to respect those work/life boundaries
September 20, 2024 at 8:42 PM
Sometimes the robot vacuum has to stop what it's doing and take a little poop at the docking station and I have to respect those work/life boundaries
Find me a portal to the alternate universe where Six-String Samurai blew up and they made two dozen pre/sequels in the style of Zatoichi where Buddy encounters famous musicians and genre stars in his adventures
September 20, 2024 at 5:15 PM
Find me a portal to the alternate universe where Six-String Samurai blew up and they made two dozen pre/sequels in the style of Zatoichi where Buddy encounters famous musicians and genre stars in his adventures
Thrown out of a Waffle House for watching Columbo at full volume on my shitty phone speakers
September 20, 2024 at 4:34 AM
Thrown out of a Waffle House for watching Columbo at full volume on my shitty phone speakers