Matthew Swanson
mps75.bsky.social
Matthew Swanson
@mps75.bsky.social
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June 5, 2025 at 7:53 PM
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April 5, 2025 at 6:36 PM
Show idea: Think "Brewster's Millions" but instead of spending the money (and keeping the scheme a secret) the main character has to destroy the country while convincing half of it he's actually trying to save it. Vladimir Putin will have a cameo as Rupert Horn. #Tariffs
April 3, 2025 at 12:26 AM
Looking forward to when all the laid off cancer researchers are making sneakers for $12/hour.
REPORTER: How concerned are you that the large-scale federal government layoffs will weaken the labor market?

TRUMP: The large-scale fentanyl what?
March 8, 2025 at 2:38 PM
This. A million times this.
We could just be reading great books, watching good movies, and eating fruit. Instead we have to survive/fight miserable power hoarders. What a waste of limited time.
February 13, 2025 at 4:18 PM
Housing emergency? Uh, yeah. Insurance emergency? Definitely. But an energy emergency? As in, we need more fossil fuels??!!??
January 22, 2025 at 6:41 PM
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I'll just leave this here. Never more applicable than today in a world where meglomaniacs are trying to rule, and we're allowing them.
January 11, 2025 at 9:31 PM
Wait, what?!?
Did we all know this already? “Chip is a nickname for a guy named after his dad. Skip is a nickname for a guy named after his grandfather. Trip is a nickname for a guy named after his dad AND grandfather.”
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January 10, 2025 at 9:46 PM
Folks will be telling their grandkids this was a documentary
Canadian Bacon Official Trailer #1 - Rip Torn Movie (1995) HD
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January 10, 2025 at 7:27 PM
Jared Goff, no?
January 6, 2025 at 3:20 AM
2025 will be the year of quietly quitting the country (not just your job)
December 21, 2024 at 3:45 PM
It feels like Trump's been in office for a year.
December 12, 2024 at 3:52 PM