(Moxie is) America’s Next Top Madwoman in the Attic
@moxiesimone.bsky.social
Mainer at heart, Chicago teacher, performer, singer, costumer. My cats are perfect, my hedgehog is a menace. AKA Daddy Xie.
Y’all I just got to go to a motherfucking GALA, my best friend got a teaching award, and then I got down on the dance floor with Moonie of Ren Faire fame. Was this a fever dream, y/n???
March 23, 2025 at 4:46 AM
Y’all I just got to go to a motherfucking GALA, my best friend got a teaching award, and then I got down on the dance floor with Moonie of Ren Faire fame. Was this a fever dream, y/n???
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This pussy esoteric as fuck
March 20, 2025 at 6:43 PM
This pussy esoteric as fuck
I’ve started straight up bringing my sewing machine and working on projects in my prep periods. I hit tenure this year and now I fear no one.
March 20, 2025 at 6:50 PM
I’ve started straight up bringing my sewing machine and working on projects in my prep periods. I hit tenure this year and now I fear no one.
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Lmao y’all couldn’t stop asking me when the show is coming back during my break 🙄 so I’m here to tell you ✨s o o n✨😂
Signups open this weekend
Signups open this weekend
March 19, 2025 at 9:49 PM
Lmao y’all couldn’t stop asking me when the show is coming back during my break 🙄 so I’m here to tell you ✨s o o n✨😂
Signups open this weekend
Signups open this weekend
Look, I just think planning any part of the teacher evaluation process in the weeks leading up to spring break is diabolical, okay?
March 19, 2025 at 9:10 PM
Look, I just think planning any part of the teacher evaluation process in the weeks leading up to spring break is diabolical, okay?
Love when I can bring a fitting / sewing question to my mother for us to chew over. 🥰
March 17, 2025 at 1:47 AM
Love when I can bring a fitting / sewing question to my mother for us to chew over. 🥰
Idk what it is, but I have been fighting for my LIFE against my adhd lately
March 16, 2025 at 7:31 PM
Idk what it is, but I have been fighting for my LIFE against my adhd lately
There’s this kid who comes into the music room during his lunch on Fridays and absolutely WAILS some sickening blues guitar. Such a treat.
March 14, 2025 at 6:06 PM
There’s this kid who comes into the music room during his lunch on Fridays and absolutely WAILS some sickening blues guitar. Such a treat.
So who’s gonna come look at the moon with me??
March 13, 2025 at 1:59 PM
So who’s gonna come look at the moon with me??
And if I told you I just secured an apartment with a fully furnished dungeon?? What then? 😌
March 12, 2025 at 3:58 AM
And if I told you I just secured an apartment with a fully furnished dungeon?? What then? 😌
Does the prince of Egypt count as a musical (for show purposes)? 🤔
March 12, 2025 at 2:54 AM
Does the prince of Egypt count as a musical (for show purposes)? 🤔
Omggg I loooove seeing other performers do black velvet 😍😍😍😍
March 9, 2025 at 6:32 AM
Omggg I loooove seeing other performers do black velvet 😍😍😍😍
Now I know you’re not asking me for a tip when there’s an 18% gratuity added onto each order. FOH.
March 9, 2025 at 5:33 AM
Now I know you’re not asking me for a tip when there’s an 18% gratuity added onto each order. FOH.
Tell me why one of my students has a backpack full of expired slim jims.
March 7, 2025 at 4:21 PM
Tell me why one of my students has a backpack full of expired slim jims.
If I don’t get this apartment, I’ll recover, but I would cry about it, like, a lot.
March 7, 2025 at 1:37 AM
If I don’t get this apartment, I’ll recover, but I would cry about it, like, a lot.
We’re playing Vivaldi in the squat rack, girl!
March 6, 2025 at 3:48 AM
We’re playing Vivaldi in the squat rack, girl!
I have to get famous because celebrity jeopardy is the easiest jeopardy.
March 6, 2025 at 2:57 AM
I have to get famous because celebrity jeopardy is the easiest jeopardy.
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I really kept my March schedule suuuper open, I’m so excited to get high, put on a record, and peruse my atlas.
March 4, 2025 at 9:46 PM
I really kept my March schedule suuuper open, I’m so excited to get high, put on a record, and peruse my atlas.
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It’s the return of the Kinky Cabaret! Dolly Postpartum and Midwest Rubber, @magnuspup.bsky.social , have assembled each a stellar team of talent.
Join us March 8th at The Baton Show Lounge. Show begins at 11:30. Snag tickets at events.humanitix.com/crc-kinky-ca...
Join us March 8th at The Baton Show Lounge. Show begins at 11:30. Snag tickets at events.humanitix.com/crc-kinky-ca...
February 21, 2025 at 10:58 PM
It’s the return of the Kinky Cabaret! Dolly Postpartum and Midwest Rubber, @magnuspup.bsky.social , have assembled each a stellar team of talent.
Join us March 8th at The Baton Show Lounge. Show begins at 11:30. Snag tickets at events.humanitix.com/crc-kinky-ca...
Join us March 8th at The Baton Show Lounge. Show begins at 11:30. Snag tickets at events.humanitix.com/crc-kinky-ca...
Anyone moving and looking for roommates in the next couple months? I have wandered into an apartment that has no equal and we need a third.
March 3, 2025 at 1:36 AM
Anyone moving and looking for roommates in the next couple months? I have wandered into an apartment that has no equal and we need a third.
Desperately need to get out of bed but I’m just yapping
March 2, 2025 at 5:18 PM
Desperately need to get out of bed but I’m just yapping
What if u... got a ticket for LIT this Thursday???? Message me for the industry code. www.eventbrite.com/e/lit-a-lite...
LIT: A Literary Variety Show (Vol 1: Love Stories)
Get ready for a night of literary magic at LIT: A Literary Variety Show!
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February 24, 2025 at 3:23 PM
What if u... got a ticket for LIT this Thursday???? Message me for the industry code. www.eventbrite.com/e/lit-a-lite...
Whatever happened to Vanessa Carlton?
February 23, 2025 at 9:18 PM
Whatever happened to Vanessa Carlton?
Ever since I got my glasses a year ago, I can't stop whipping them off my face dramatically. My vision gets worse by the day, but it doesn't matter, they are a PROP, I have things to GESTICULATE about!
February 20, 2025 at 4:37 PM
Ever since I got my glasses a year ago, I can't stop whipping them off my face dramatically. My vision gets worse by the day, but it doesn't matter, they are a PROP, I have things to GESTICULATE about!