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𝘿𝙀𝘼𝘿𝙋𝙊𝙊𝙇.
@mouthymerc.bsky.social
· Jan 5
❛ 𝙽𝙾𝙽𝙴 of this is actually happening.
There is a 𝐌𝐀𝐍.
At a typewriter.
This is all his 𝙏𝙒𝙄𝙎𝙏𝙀𝘿 𝙄𝙈𝘼𝙂𝙄𝙉𝘼𝙏𝙄𝙊𝙉. ❜
There is a 𝐌𝐀𝐍.
At a typewriter.
This is all his 𝙏𝙒𝙄𝙎𝙏𝙀𝘿 𝙄𝙈𝘼𝙂𝙄𝙉𝘼𝙏𝙄𝙊𝙉. ❜
Like a wiggling buffoon, he made his way through, only to fall through her much out of date Laser Skipping Discs.
Wade spins, looking back up at her.
"HEY, if you're cold, then I'm cold!" He shouts from below.
Wade spins, looking back up at her.
"HEY, if you're cold, then I'm cold!" He shouts from below.
March 11, 2025 at 1:37 PM
Like a wiggling buffoon, he made his way through, only to fall through her much out of date Laser Skipping Discs.
Wade spins, looking back up at her.
"HEY, if you're cold, then I'm cold!" He shouts from below.
Wade spins, looking back up at her.
"HEY, if you're cold, then I'm cold!" He shouts from below.
She clearly didn't have ANY coffee today, Wade thought as he gets up to her window, using the ledge to hold himself up.
"Spider-Man probably does this all the time and no one has an issue with it." He protests, now trying to climb through the window.
"Spider-Man probably does this all the time and no one has an issue with it." He protests, now trying to climb through the window.
March 11, 2025 at 1:24 PM
She clearly didn't have ANY coffee today, Wade thought as he gets up to her window, using the ledge to hold himself up.
"Spider-Man probably does this all the time and no one has an issue with it." He protests, now trying to climb through the window.
"Spider-Man probably does this all the time and no one has an issue with it." He protests, now trying to climb through the window.
"Oh wow, I love that book. Heard 'A Book' was a New York Times bestsellers list!" He's in the process of climbing up the side of the apartment building, using the growing plant life and windowsills as his own ladder up. "But I heard the ending sucked."
March 11, 2025 at 1:17 PM
"Oh wow, I love that book. Heard 'A Book' was a New York Times bestsellers list!" He's in the process of climbing up the side of the apartment building, using the growing plant life and windowsills as his own ladder up. "But I heard the ending sucked."
Wade chucks an empty Starbucks cup at her foot from below. "What'cha reading there?" He shouts from below, cupping his mouth with both hands.
March 11, 2025 at 1:11 PM
Wade chucks an empty Starbucks cup at her foot from below. "What'cha reading there?" He shouts from below, cupping his mouth with both hands.
"Is Elon having a ketamine crash out and burning X to the ground? Bet there's gonna be a TONNNN of newcomers around here."
March 11, 2025 at 10:20 AM
"Is Elon having a ketamine crash out and burning X to the ground? Bet there's gonna be a TONNNN of newcomers around here."
"Behold, hotdogs." Offers him a packet. "I was actually about to make 3,628 hotdogs to be oddly specific."
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⠀“ Hotdogs...we crave hotdogs. It is a hotdogs kind of night. ”
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⠀“ Hotdogs...we crave hotdogs. It is a hotdogs kind of night. ”
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March 10, 2025 at 2:02 AM
"Behold, hotdogs." Offers him a packet. "I was actually about to make 3,628 hotdogs to be oddly specific."
"That's wise, I'd hate to ruin anyone else's night with your graphic fantasies. How have things been anyways bud?"
"... Nope. I concede, dude! I concede!"
"Or did it come out as a Freudian Slip?"
March 10, 2025 at 2:00 AM
"That's wise, I'd hate to ruin anyone else's night with your graphic fantasies. How have things been anyways bud?"
"Or did it come out as a Freudian Slip?"
He crossed his arms over his chest and nodded egregiously.
"Uh huh. See? /That's/ what you get for making me milk you with a flashlight!"
...
"Wait, hold on. That didn't come out right."
"Uh huh. See? /That's/ what you get for making me milk you with a flashlight!"
...
"Wait, hold on. That didn't come out right."
"Noooo!" He collapses to his knees, arms reach towards the sky. "How dare you touch that sweet lady! The epitome of sweet Canadian innocence!"
March 10, 2025 at 1:22 AM
"Or did it come out as a Freudian Slip?"
"Hey, you're welcome."
"Hey, what the fuck?"
"Whoever has my voodoo doll, could you shove me into your fleshlight? Thaaaanks in advance!"
March 10, 2025 at 1:21 AM
"Hey, you're welcome."
"Noooo!" He collapses to his knees, arms reach towards the sky. "How dare you touch that sweet lady! The epitome of sweet Canadian innocence!"
"That's spoilers, man! But if you /must/ know... it'syourmom.
That's right. Mother Deadpool."
That's right. Mother Deadpool."
"Because I'm me, remember? Oooooh, call who? Who's the lucky gal?"
March 10, 2025 at 12:40 AM
"Noooo!" He collapses to his knees, arms reach towards the sky. "How dare you touch that sweet lady! The epitome of sweet Canadian innocence!"
"Because I'm me, remember? Oooooh, call who? Who's the lucky gal?"
"How can you just move on from that ridiculous statement?! You know what. You reminded me of something.
... I should call her."
... I should call her."
"BRO you are the one dwelling on it, thinking about me all snugged as a bug in a rug, except the rug is a well lubricated--... you get the idea. I don't see how that's MY problem. I've already moved on!"
March 10, 2025 at 12:31 AM
"Because I'm me, remember? Oooooh, call who? Who's the lucky gal?"
"BRO you are the one dwelling on it, thinking about me all snugged as a bug in a rug, except the rug is a well lubricated--... you get the idea. I don't see how that's MY problem. I've already moved on!"
"Because YOU made me think of it! I mean, dude- what would even happen to - UGH. I'm STILL thinking about it!"
"Why would you even want to ask that? That's the real freak shit right there."
March 10, 2025 at 12:22 AM
"BRO you are the one dwelling on it, thinking about me all snugged as a bug in a rug, except the rug is a well lubricated--... you get the idea. I don't see how that's MY problem. I've already moved on!"
"Why would you even want to ask that? That's the real freak shit right there."
"Dude. You just asked to get milked like a fleshlight."
...
"Dude!"
...
"I mean- what would even HAPPEN to you if your voodoo doll was-"
...
"Dude, y'know what- I don't even wanna think about this anymore!"
...
"Dude!"
...
"I mean- what would even HAPPEN to you if your voodoo doll was-"
...
"Dude, y'know what- I don't even wanna think about this anymore!"
"It's been a very long day. I don't need The Look."
March 10, 2025 at 12:17 AM
"Why would you even want to ask that? That's the real freak shit right there."
"It's been a very long day. I don't need The Look."
March 10, 2025 at 12:13 AM
"It's been a very long day. I don't need The Look."
"Whoever has my voodoo doll, could you shove me into your fleshlight? Thaaaanks in advance!"
March 10, 2025 at 12:06 AM
"Whoever has my voodoo doll, could you shove me into your fleshlight? Thaaaanks in advance!"
( 🦄🌮 ) Sorry y'all about the silence for the past few days. Got a promotion at work and been dealing with irl stuff! Promise I'll get to all replies and DMs soon enough. 💕
January 16, 2025 at 5:08 PM
( 🦄🌮 ) Sorry y'all about the silence for the past few days. Got a promotion at work and been dealing with irl stuff! Promise I'll get to all replies and DMs soon enough. 💕
"It's Chili Dog day today. Do you want a dog?" He is standing on an ungodly amount of hot dog packets, cans of chili, buns... there was an unfortunate amount of money spent on all of it.
January 14, 2025 at 10:12 PM
"It's Chili Dog day today. Do you want a dog?" He is standing on an ungodly amount of hot dog packets, cans of chili, buns... there was an unfortunate amount of money spent on all of it.
"Very Magikal of you. Tell me what kind of spell."
January 14, 2025 at 7:56 PM
"Very Magikal of you. Tell me what kind of spell."
"I.... nevermind. Okay how about this.... Discskip Special?"
January 14, 2025 at 7:53 PM
"I.... nevermind. Okay how about this.... Discskip Special?"
"You're really gonna Man of Steel me like that?? Really??" He's offended.
January 14, 2025 at 7:41 PM
"You're really gonna Man of Steel me like that?? Really??" He's offended.
"What? You've never seen someone utilize a person's allergy against them and nut them to death?" Wade asks, shoving a fist full of peanuts into a henchman's mouth. "Come on, let's get NUTS!"
❝I'm seeing some NUTTY STUFF right now!❞
January 14, 2025 at 4:50 PM
"What? You've never seen someone utilize a person's allergy against them and nut them to death?" Wade asks, shoving a fist full of peanuts into a henchman's mouth. "Come on, let's get NUTS!"
"Bruh I can make you pancakes now. How touching of me!"
January 14, 2025 at 4:47 PM
"Bruh I can make you pancakes now. How touching of me!"
"Wow this is why you got pancakes and not cake for your birthday."
January 14, 2025 at 2:15 PM
"Wow this is why you got pancakes and not cake for your birthday."
"You should call it Frisbee Fastwalking."
January 14, 2025 at 1:36 AM
"You should call it Frisbee Fastwalking."