Mors Indutus
morsindutus.bsky.social
Mors Indutus
@morsindutus.bsky.social
I took two semesters of Latin in college for fun. I'm a huge nerd.
Time really got away from me today. To be fair, I was trying to kill it.
February 2, 2026 at 4:32 AM
Born Quibi free
Because I don't need to see
Six minute movies for a fee

(Sung to the tune of Legion of the Sea by Visions of Atlantis)
January 30, 2026 at 2:48 PM
D'oh a scream, a frustrated scream.
Rei a clone of Shinji's mom...
January 21, 2026 at 12:22 AM
God shaves those who do not shave themselves.
December 13, 2025 at 8:13 PM
Yar, I plundered the seas for years, lost me eye and me leg, and what do I have ta show fer it? This old tiny guitar!
December 9, 2025 at 3:56 AM
Trump's cabinet really puts the psycho in sycophant.
December 3, 2025 at 2:51 PM
You know what they say about child labor... Mini hands make light work.

/j
November 6, 2025 at 1:15 PM
What's a thing that was passed on by ancestors?

Celibacy.
October 18, 2025 at 3:08 AM
All the other kicks with their kicked up kicks better kick better kick faster than my kicks.
October 4, 2025 at 1:10 PM
New Oaty Os cereal. Try it with milk, or hot to go!
September 15, 2025 at 11:07 PM
I realized, to my dismay, that today is not Friday.
September 4, 2025 at 3:59 PM
Picking on the powerless is cowardICE.
August 26, 2025 at 1:34 PM
The majority of Trump's base no longer cares if he's in the Epstein files, so if Russia still has Kompromat that works on him, holy hell does it have to be some messed up shit.
August 18, 2025 at 12:52 PM
When you eat a Sloppy Joe, it enters your gastrointestinal tract. Making it a GI Joe.
August 5, 2025 at 11:29 PM
Republicans are not Nazis. They're worse than Nazis. The Nazis didn't have the Nazis as an example of where this shit inevitably ends. The Republicans do and they're walking unblinkingly into that hell.
August 5, 2025 at 2:24 PM
This beer is too foamy. OFF WITH ITS HEAD!
August 4, 2025 at 11:22 PM
"Curiosity killed the cat!"

How?
August 3, 2025 at 12:21 AM
He may never have had the Mandate of Heaven, but he has plenty of man-dates with Jeffrey Epstein.
July 25, 2025 at 3:53 AM
Blue Sky tweet = Bleet.

Thank you for reading this bleet.
July 18, 2025 at 11:22 PM
Whose tiger this is, I think I know
His house is in Florida though
He will not see me stopping here
To watch his tiger fill up with me
July 18, 2025 at 5:34 PM
Reposted by Mors Indutus
On this day in 1868, the 14th Amendment was ratified. The text is just as clear and relevant today as it was back then. Donald Trump is trying to erase this.
July 9, 2025 at 3:24 PM
Remember the ala mode!
July 7, 2025 at 3:13 AM
Having to hang out with family members that are the nicest people you could hope to meet, that would 1000% turn you over to the thought police is kind of exhausting.
June 15, 2025 at 3:01 AM
My son is graduating from therapy and is sad about it. He's getting disappointmented.
June 9, 2025 at 3:59 PM
The look, the feel, of cotton. It's all over my f$#@ing lawn.

(Cottonwood trees)
June 7, 2025 at 12:21 AM