sky
@morningsky027.bsky.social
hi, i'm sky. i'm interested in things.
(he/they, 34. formerly dr. vblschrf)
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(he/they, 34. formerly dr. vblschrf)
linktr.ee/morningsky027
pfp: @shelbelbee.bsky.social
fun party trick: skip your neuro meds on accident, elevator feels like carnival ride wheeee
(i'm ok now just headache)
(i'm ok now just headache)
November 17, 2025 at 10:50 PM
fun party trick: skip your neuro meds on accident, elevator feels like carnival ride wheeee
(i'm ok now just headache)
(i'm ok now just headache)
any time i think we're gonna get a fucking break, eh?
November 14, 2025 at 3:06 AM
any time i think we're gonna get a fucking break, eh?
Commission of my Pathfinder character for Season of Ghosts, Vasanta, and his familiar Masika, two chill buddies having a cool fun time despite The Horrors...and occasionally as a vessel for them. He's great fun to play...3 characters in one!
Art by the magnificent @shebifer.bsky.social
Art by the magnificent @shebifer.bsky.social
October 14, 2025 at 4:40 AM
Commission of my Pathfinder character for Season of Ghosts, Vasanta, and his familiar Masika, two chill buddies having a cool fun time despite The Horrors...and occasionally as a vessel for them. He's great fun to play...3 characters in one!
Art by the magnificent @shebifer.bsky.social
Art by the magnificent @shebifer.bsky.social
touring apts, looking at rooms.
me: "this room should absorb the sound better when i'm practicing. it'll disturb the neighbors less...and the closet will muffle it for you."
*suddenly dawns on emily what she's signing up for*
emily: hm.
note to self, amps go on the wall adjacent to mom's room...
me: "this room should absorb the sound better when i'm practicing. it'll disturb the neighbors less...and the closet will muffle it for you."
*suddenly dawns on emily what she's signing up for*
emily: hm.
note to self, amps go on the wall adjacent to mom's room...
October 12, 2025 at 8:56 PM
touring apts, looking at rooms.
me: "this room should absorb the sound better when i'm practicing. it'll disturb the neighbors less...and the closet will muffle it for you."
*suddenly dawns on emily what she's signing up for*
emily: hm.
note to self, amps go on the wall adjacent to mom's room...
me: "this room should absorb the sound better when i'm practicing. it'll disturb the neighbors less...and the closet will muffle it for you."
*suddenly dawns on emily what she's signing up for*
emily: hm.
note to self, amps go on the wall adjacent to mom's room...
Only the bassoon section staying out at intermission before the Rite of Spring, in solidarity of what's to come.
Clearly the material components of this rite are the souls of four bassoonists and one dancer.
Clearly the material components of this rite are the souls of four bassoonists and one dancer.
October 5, 2025 at 4:07 AM
Only the bassoon section staying out at intermission before the Rite of Spring, in solidarity of what's to come.
Clearly the material components of this rite are the souls of four bassoonists and one dancer.
Clearly the material components of this rite are the souls of four bassoonists and one dancer.
in honor of my one year tonsil eviction anniversary, a comment i recently received from a young spectator at an open mic i played this week:
"i love how your voice did the song all high, you sounded like a real singer"
thanks, i didn't used to. still don't some days, lol.
"i love how your voice did the song all high, you sounded like a real singer"
thanks, i didn't used to. still don't some days, lol.
July 24, 2025 at 3:34 AM
in honor of my one year tonsil eviction anniversary, a comment i recently received from a young spectator at an open mic i played this week:
"i love how your voice did the song all high, you sounded like a real singer"
thanks, i didn't used to. still don't some days, lol.
"i love how your voice did the song all high, you sounded like a real singer"
thanks, i didn't used to. still don't some days, lol.
wow someone followed/liked my band instagr-oh it's just another bot
July 6, 2025 at 7:33 PM
wow someone followed/liked my band instagr-oh it's just another bot
can i trade my head in for a new one, it came in the wrong size
June 10, 2025 at 8:40 PM
can i trade my head in for a new one, it came in the wrong size
"We can fix this one!" - me to my guitar/uke tech, realizing that at this point, I must sound like a codependent partner in a revolving door of relationships
"All he needs is a restring, his action raised, and a check on his pickup! WE CAN FIX HIM! IT WILL WORK, I KNOW IT, THIS ONE'S THE ONE!"
"All he needs is a restring, his action raised, and a check on his pickup! WE CAN FIX HIM! IT WILL WORK, I KNOW IT, THIS ONE'S THE ONE!"
June 8, 2025 at 2:37 AM
"We can fix this one!" - me to my guitar/uke tech, realizing that at this point, I must sound like a codependent partner in a revolving door of relationships
"All he needs is a restring, his action raised, and a check on his pickup! WE CAN FIX HIM! IT WILL WORK, I KNOW IT, THIS ONE'S THE ONE!"
"All he needs is a restring, his action raised, and a check on his pickup! WE CAN FIX HIM! IT WILL WORK, I KNOW IT, THIS ONE'S THE ONE!"
first dream i've had and remembered in maybe 4 years contained a linguistics joke so at least my subconscious is on brand
June 5, 2025 at 1:09 PM
first dream i've had and remembered in maybe 4 years contained a linguistics joke so at least my subconscious is on brand
kindergartner: oh, i get it. "though" is kinda like the word "but."
me: yeah, you got it!
kinder:
kinder: heh. hee hee. hee hee hee. butt.
me: yep.
me: yeah, you got it!
kinder:
kinder: heh. hee hee. hee hee hee. butt.
me: yep.
June 2, 2025 at 1:35 AM
kindergartner: oh, i get it. "though" is kinda like the word "but."
me: yeah, you got it!
kinder:
kinder: heh. hee hee. hee hee hee. butt.
me: yep.
me: yeah, you got it!
kinder:
kinder: heh. hee hee. hee hee hee. butt.
me: yep.
me: (takes off contact lenses, neglects to put glasses on, walks into other room.)
me, seonds later: wtf why aren't my contacts working, i can't see shit...
me, seonds later: wtf why aren't my contacts working, i can't see shit...
June 1, 2025 at 6:07 AM
me: (takes off contact lenses, neglects to put glasses on, walks into other room.)
me, seonds later: wtf why aren't my contacts working, i can't see shit...
me, seonds later: wtf why aren't my contacts working, i can't see shit...
it should not take 7 months, 3 stores, and 5 ukuleles to buy one functional, correct ukulele
May 27, 2025 at 11:28 PM
it should not take 7 months, 3 stores, and 5 ukuleles to buy one functional, correct ukulele
i was wondering when my students would see the big film that kids these days like, and apparently they all watched it together last night because today my classroom was full of proclamations of the poultry rider, and not much else.
April 16, 2025 at 1:40 AM
i was wondering when my students would see the big film that kids these days like, and apparently they all watched it together last night because today my classroom was full of proclamations of the poultry rider, and not much else.
Mom: How was your day at work? *looks at my computer screen open to a job search board* Sorry I asked.
April 8, 2025 at 1:03 AM
Mom: How was your day at work? *looks at my computer screen open to a job search board* Sorry I asked.
i once attended an anime convention where i brought a viola as part of a cosplay and peace-bonded it like a prop weapon as a funny bit, and i am only now, ten years or so later, just realizing that i didn't once take the opportunity to say that i was practicing non-violins.
i am a FOOL.
i am a FOOL.
April 4, 2025 at 3:55 AM
i once attended an anime convention where i brought a viola as part of a cosplay and peace-bonded it like a prop weapon as a funny bit, and i am only now, ten years or so later, just realizing that i didn't once take the opportunity to say that i was practicing non-violins.
i am a FOOL.
i am a FOOL.
important announcement: birds
March 19, 2025 at 12:53 PM
important announcement: birds
3rd grader: you're the funniest teacher i've ever had.
me, trying to set up a running joke i've had for years: i'm not at all funny.
3rd grader: uh, you were dressed as a clown for halloween, mister.
me: fair point, you win this round.
me, trying to set up a running joke i've had for years: i'm not at all funny.
3rd grader: uh, you were dressed as a clown for halloween, mister.
me: fair point, you win this round.
March 17, 2025 at 12:33 AM
3rd grader: you're the funniest teacher i've ever had.
me, trying to set up a running joke i've had for years: i'm not at all funny.
3rd grader: uh, you were dressed as a clown for halloween, mister.
me: fair point, you win this round.
me, trying to set up a running joke i've had for years: i'm not at all funny.
3rd grader: uh, you were dressed as a clown for halloween, mister.
me: fair point, you win this round.
my head is spinning so bad today, thank goodness it was a non-student day
March 4, 2025 at 12:32 AM
my head is spinning so bad today, thank goodness it was a non-student day
this was the first week in about 2 months that i didn't have a splitting headache, so that was useful to existing
February 14, 2025 at 4:27 AM
this was the first week in about 2 months that i didn't have a splitting headache, so that was useful to existing
i'm surprised that the number of 3rd grade students in my class who know every word to "last christmas" is, somehow, all of them.
February 1, 2025 at 1:45 AM
i'm surprised that the number of 3rd grade students in my class who know every word to "last christmas" is, somehow, all of them.
asked my class to summarize the story so far in rats of nimh, our read aloud book, and one of them replied with "jonathan frisby was too pure for our broken world. gg."
January 28, 2025 at 11:48 PM
asked my class to summarize the story so far in rats of nimh, our read aloud book, and one of them replied with "jonathan frisby was too pure for our broken world. gg."
Good morning. Here's some ambient, looped baritone guitar to start your day (or for whatever time this happens to find you).
soundcloud.com/morningsky02...
soundcloud.com/morningsky02...
Daybreak
This instrumental piece for baritone guitar was written with a PRS baritone guitar, as well as a number of pedals including the Sunlight and Dark Star from Old Blood Noise Endeavors, which feature as
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January 26, 2025 at 3:30 PM
Good morning. Here's some ambient, looped baritone guitar to start your day (or for whatever time this happens to find you).
soundcloud.com/morningsky02...
soundcloud.com/morningsky02...
achievement unlocked: eye doctor brought out trial contacts, i announced "My Brand!"
the Look she gave me was worth whatever note is now in my patient file
the Look she gave me was worth whatever note is now in my patient file
January 21, 2025 at 12:31 AM
achievement unlocked: eye doctor brought out trial contacts, i announced "My Brand!"
the Look she gave me was worth whatever note is now in my patient file
the Look she gave me was worth whatever note is now in my patient file
get back in the tube, ferret boy!!
January 17, 2025 at 12:12 AM
get back in the tube, ferret boy!!