A Morgan
@morganmovie.bsky.social
writer, BTS videographer, occasional editor, eventual director. let’s hope this works out
the Roosevelt red line station has data scramblers installed to block cell service so its easier to traffic ppl after a Bears game or T Swift concert
August 16, 2025 at 11:16 AM
the Roosevelt red line station has data scramblers installed to block cell service so its easier to traffic ppl after a Bears game or T Swift concert
it was my birthday yesterday. does anybody want to give me…1 million dollars, perhaps? 👀
July 3, 2025 at 4:53 AM
it was my birthday yesterday. does anybody want to give me…1 million dollars, perhaps? 👀
is there a macro that lets me block all ads featuring Ryan reynolds specifically?
June 18, 2025 at 7:31 AM
is there a macro that lets me block all ads featuring Ryan reynolds specifically?
carmesan chuff cruszt çizza
June 13, 2025 at 3:32 PM
carmesan chuff cruszt çizza
*texting the homie after leaving the spot*
yo i got home took a enormous shit. not necessarily in that order
yo i got home took a enormous shit. not necessarily in that order
May 28, 2025 at 4:40 AM
*texting the homie after leaving the spot*
yo i got home took a enormous shit. not necessarily in that order
yo i got home took a enormous shit. not necessarily in that order
ever been stuck in a facetime or zoom call you can’t. seem to get out of? just pull a bigg lint out your belly button and toss it on the floor. “oh i gotta go, we’re infested with spiders” show it for a sec. ppl who aren’t even afraid of spiders will get it. works in other situations to (presumably)
May 27, 2025 at 5:06 AM
ever been stuck in a facetime or zoom call you can’t. seem to get out of? just pull a bigg lint out your belly button and toss it on the floor. “oh i gotta go, we’re infested with spiders” show it for a sec. ppl who aren’t even afraid of spiders will get it. works in other situations to (presumably)
you cannot use AI to replicate my thoughts. i promise it won’t work. it will not be nearly as obtuse. or maybe it will be doubly so, idk. but it couldn’t do it the right amount in a good way, is what i’m saying.
May 27, 2025 at 1:12 AM
you cannot use AI to replicate my thoughts. i promise it won’t work. it will not be nearly as obtuse. or maybe it will be doubly so, idk. but it couldn’t do it the right amount in a good way, is what i’m saying.
*tears welling up* *breathing shaky* crying out in anguish*
“BRUUUHHHHHH”
“BRUUUHHHHHH”
May 26, 2025 at 11:14 PM
*tears welling up* *breathing shaky* crying out in anguish*
“BRUUUHHHHHH”
“BRUUUHHHHHH”
eating a big floppy slice of pizza and casually flickin the crust like i’m ashing a cigarette
May 23, 2025 at 4:08 AM
eating a big floppy slice of pizza and casually flickin the crust like i’m ashing a cigarette
if you’re wondering why you see me on the tl, i’m on my lunch break
May 22, 2025 at 5:48 PM
if you’re wondering why you see me on the tl, i’m on my lunch break
i have contracted the itis
May 22, 2025 at 5:45 PM
i have contracted the itis
*at a party eating directly out of a gallon ziploc bag filled with homemade chips and talking with my mouth full*
“i could probably eat this entire family-size bag of chips. i mean, i brought it here myself, so it’s whatever. but i lowkey don’t even want the whole thing.”
“i could probably eat this entire family-size bag of chips. i mean, i brought it here myself, so it’s whatever. but i lowkey don’t even want the whole thing.”
May 20, 2025 at 12:56 PM
*at a party eating directly out of a gallon ziploc bag filled with homemade chips and talking with my mouth full*
“i could probably eat this entire family-size bag of chips. i mean, i brought it here myself, so it’s whatever. but i lowkey don’t even want the whole thing.”
“i could probably eat this entire family-size bag of chips. i mean, i brought it here myself, so it’s whatever. but i lowkey don’t even want the whole thing.”
this is cool! wrote a script for myself, finished first draft. my skin is melting off now so what should i make?
February 7, 2024 at 3:54 AM
this is cool! wrote a script for myself, finished first draft. my skin is melting off now so what should i make?
anybody want BTS done for the shoot?
January 10, 2024 at 9:53 PM
anybody want BTS done for the shoot?
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YOU THERE, BOY! WHAT DAY IS IT??
November 30, 2023 at 2:15 AM
YOU THERE, BOY! WHAT DAY IS IT??
i decided i need to be a social alpha so i bought a school of fish to follow me from room to room
November 10, 2023 at 5:09 PM
i decided i need to be a social alpha so i bought a school of fish to follow me from room to room
Studs Twerkel, local Chicago legend
October 22, 2023 at 4:25 AM
Studs Twerkel, local Chicago legend
i like to say “this is where the magic happens” anytime i enter a restroom, any restroom really
October 9, 2023 at 10:20 PM
i like to say “this is where the magic happens” anytime i enter a restroom, any restroom really
very disrespectful of my neighbor to invent a sonic cannon that directs a brown note at me while i’m doing the dishes. frankly its over the line!
October 7, 2023 at 12:01 AM
very disrespectful of my neighbor to invent a sonic cannon that directs a brown note at me while i’m doing the dishes. frankly its over the line!
October 6, 2023 at 5:10 AM
it is important that each horror movie has a Glasses Guy character so you know who is going to die
October 4, 2023 at 7:09 AM
it is important that each horror movie has a Glasses Guy character so you know who is going to die
they should pass a resolution in congress that the only person who can legally do the soyface is Nardwuar
October 3, 2023 at 6:42 AM
they should pass a resolution in congress that the only person who can legally do the soyface is Nardwuar